Manchester United 1:0 Sheffield United

littlepeasoup · Jan 9, 2016

Needham said:
Don't know. What does a Sheffield goal smell like?

Pear drops.

simonhch · Jan 9, 2016

Our crosses can only be describe as hopeful.

Rooney in Paris · Jan 9, 2016

Lingard and Memphis on. Mata and Herrera off?

mitchmouse · Jan 9, 2016

Oh good. Memphis is coming on. More to laugh at

Pscholes18 · Jan 9, 2016

Dobba said:
Rooney wouldn't have got to that if he'd set off for it yesterday.

Hammerfell · Jan 9, 2016

Rado_N said:
Who coming off, Mata and...?

I have a feeling it'll be Herrera.

Rado_N · Jan 9, 2016

SqueakyWeasel said:
Fellatio?

Herrera probably

VanUtd · Jan 9, 2016

Mata is playing like shite. We need to pump up the tempo and get more creative. We need a RvP kinda player who can create chances where no chance exists.

dichinero · Jan 9, 2016

Mata, Rooney and Fellaini need to come off

Shamwow · Jan 9, 2016

Get Gary Neville on please. He had way more energy in that Valencia training session video than I've seen out of United in months.

dogwithabone · Jan 9, 2016

Predictable. Boring. Painful to watch. I was all for getting rid of Moyes but would we have been this bad under him ?

Im red2 · Jan 9, 2016

Lay said:
What was Rooney trying to do

He was trying something Messi done in a recent Barca match. Only problem was he has no speed.

simonhch · Jan 9, 2016

Viral United said:
This is just

I find it distinctly unjust.

SqueakyWeasel · Jan 9, 2016

simonhch said:
Our crosses can only be describe as hopeful.

Oh no they can't!

dannyrhinos89 · Jan 9, 2016

Butty19 said:
Our 2 most creative players coming off, painful.

Both have been completely abysmal though

the hea · Jan 9, 2016

Hopefully Mata and Rooney are the ones coming off.

DomesticTadpole · Jan 9, 2016

SqueakyWeasel said:
Fellatio?

Doubt it.

mitchmouse · Jan 9, 2016

simonhch said:
Our crosses can only be describe as hopeful.

I think you mean hopeless

DWelbz19 · Jan 9, 2016

Really don't understand what more Andreas has to do to get some game time. I mean he scored directly from a corner the other day

kouroux · Jan 9, 2016

Kostur said:
Dunno really, they're not reaching anybody so it's bold move to say that they're aimed at him. We're fecking shit at crosses now.

I guess that since we haven't done shit with 0 crosses in the first half either he thought that it's time for plan B which is doing feck all with 100 crosses in the second.

It is actually pretty easy to see who is aimed at despite the crosses being poo.

Successful · Jan 9, 2016

WOW, garbage can Depay is coming on

Van Gaal, you actually deserve to get kicked out of the club. Depay can't even head a ball back to his own keeper. He should not play more this season and yet you keep playing him. Just go feck yourself, idiot.

prateik · Jan 9, 2016

Mata and Ander coming off..
Bring Keane on for Tooney. At least we might get the Keano chant going...

bosnian_red · Jan 9, 2016

Mata and Herrera coming off? Fellaini staying on? Seriously, feck off Van Gaal, can't wait til he's fecking gone. Has no clue what attacking football even is

Amethyst · Jan 9, 2016

Dobba said:
Rooney wouldn't have got to that if he'd set off for it yesterday.

justboy68 · Jan 9, 2016

I didn't realise this game was on BBC, but I just checked the guide and there it is, 'Pointless Celebrities'.

Raw · Jan 9, 2016

dogwithabone said:
Predictable. Boring. Painful to watch. I was all for getting rid of Moyes but would we have been this bad under him ?

At least Moyes could beat shite teams.

Viral United · Jan 9, 2016

If we want cross cross then play blind on wings

RexHamilton · Jan 9, 2016

I know it's good to have full backs who can get forward and try put in a cross, but surely our wide midfielders should try one from time to time. I don't remember Beckham and Giggs laying the ball off to Neville and Irwin to cross in every single ball. Borthwick-Jackson and Darmian have provided the majority of our crosses.

Eckers99 · Jan 9, 2016

Annihilate Now! said:
Why am I at Old Trafford this evening?

Switch your phone off and stop moaning.

izec · Jan 9, 2016

togg said:
what on earth did LVG or Giggs say at half time.

Excellent first half, keep it up boys. We take a 0-0.

SqueakyWeasel · Jan 9, 2016

Rado_N said:
Herrera probably

Called it!

Needham · Jan 9, 2016

togg said:
what on earth did LVG or Giggs say at half time.

"Settle down. Stop making those risky runs. We have to turn this possession into more possession. Have some mince pies and wine."

Kostur · Jan 9, 2016

Here comes the outcry about Herrera even though he's done feck all for the whole hour.

Full bodied red · Jan 9, 2016

Depay coming on....

That's alright then....Not....

mitchmouse · Jan 9, 2016

I miss Hernandez...

Anustart89 · Jan 9, 2016

Herrera and Mata off :lol:

fecking kill me.

crappycraperson · Jan 9, 2016

Mata did not look pleased...

Shady · Jan 9, 2016

Why so surprised Mata? Been fecking shocking for months.

Not that Memphis is any better.

Shamwow · Jan 9, 2016

Sweet hope Lingard and Memphis have a good game. They both have it in them to win it for us.

LazyRed-Ninja · Jan 9, 2016

Spanish duo depart.

Sassy Colin · Jan 9, 2016

Don't think anyone is going to argue with these subs

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