Manchester United 1:0 Sheffield United

minoo-utd · Jan 9, 2016

Dobba said:
Do the players need Van Gaal to remind them to breathe in and out, eat and take a shit? You'd honestly think he was their babysitter not manager.

No. But he can easily tell them why don't you fellas take some risks and have a shot or 2? For the love of God mate how many times we had this embarrassing situation? We deserve better than this cnut.

Manny · Jan 9, 2016

them playing "Glory, Glory Man Utd" at the half time whistle is really starting to piss me off

Hed Zitin · Jan 9, 2016

Even the boos were crap.

Feck off LvG.

horsechoker · Jan 9, 2016

Jesus Christ what a borefest. LVG has succeeded in what Moyes couldn't do, making us hard to beat.

prath92 · Jan 9, 2016

Mata and Herrera have been our worst players today. Which is saying something

Steev · Jan 9, 2016

Iron Stove said:
"..in the sky"

Is what I thought I heard (??)

I thought they were singing "Are you .... in disguise?". Couldn't make it out though.

EDIT - it was "Wednesday". Although I thought it might as well have been "Bebe" after that cross from Borthwick-Jackson

Godfather · Jan 9, 2016

Awful football. Atrocious stuff. Horrific. We play sooo slow. No penetration at all. Some of the players out there are also simply not good enough. Fellaini, Rooney, this Jackson guy,... fecking hell.

Moriarty · Jan 9, 2016

Sir Matt said:
LVG: "Shekshy football"

Shot shy football more like.

amolbhatia50k · Jan 9, 2016

JPRouve said:
We would be better if the entire team sat in the middle of the field and played cards.

Rooney would win by default.

bosnian_red · Jan 9, 2016

sunama said:
For me, the Middlesborough game we had in the League Cup was worse than this.

Luckily I missed the first half of that game due to an exam, but the second half and extra time wasn't too bad entertainment wise. I'm not just talking about United performance. I'm saying excitement from both teams. There's been nothing. We've had worse games just from the club, but I don't think I've seen a more boring game.

Spock · Jan 9, 2016

Dreadful play in the last third, as always. Opposing keepers are the happiest men on earth the day they face this Manchester United side.

sunama · Jan 9, 2016

JPRouve said:
We would be better if the entire team sat in the middle of the field and played cards.

Hehehe.
Keep em coming.
This thread is better than the match itself.

The Hungry Surgeon · Jan 9, 2016

All 3 United said:
The HT scores in #MUFCs last 10 at OT
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-1
0-0
0-0
0-0
The latest against a team 46 places below us!

Jesus.

Ryan7 · Jan 9, 2016

Everybody calm down... two evenly matched teams are likely to be drawing 0-0!

Kostur · Jan 9, 2016

NinjaFletch said:
We'll see, but I'd say I've fairly dismissively proved that he hasn't played 'alongside the DM', as you stated in any of those games.

And I think that you've also proved that he hasn't played #10 nor have we played 4141. What position should we call it then, #6.5?

Would you agree that he's been playing deeper this season than he has been playing last season?

Godfather · Jan 9, 2016

Also we are fielding almost our best 11. And can't score against those shitheads.

Bobcat · Jan 9, 2016

Watching United used to be the highlight of the week, and i was giddy as a little child before matches. Watching this want me to claw my eyes out. Van Gaal has managed to kill all enthusiasm in the team and its fecking depressing to watch

What does it take for him to get sacked? We are becoming a laughing stock

Summit · Jan 9, 2016

Well that was drab. I have no idea what our plan is at all? When we get into any decent position, the default pass is then to go backwards.

Iron Stove · Jan 9, 2016

Steev said:
I thought they were singing "Are you .... in disguise?". Couldn't make it out though.

Makes a lot more sense :lol:

dichinero · Jan 9, 2016

Rooney may have not been the worst player tonight but he has annoyed me the most. He keeps on whining about being the main guy up front yet he constantly drops to the half way line all in the name "I need to feel the ball". Stop being selfish and stay up top, when you get home you can feel all the balls you want. I'm not impressed by his diagonal 100 yard passes to the right, only to the right.

FromTheBench · Jan 9, 2016

Fell asleep literally.

DomesticTadpole · Jan 9, 2016

David May is saying we should be taking more risks even if we give the ball away, yet folk on here moan if someone tries to make a pass and gives the ball away. What exactly do we all want?

SqueakyWeasel · Jan 9, 2016

Hed Zitin said:
Even the boos were crap.

Feck off LvG.

That cheered me up!

BarstoolProphet · Jan 9, 2016

To watch United play after Arsenal turned on the style again is heartbreaking.

Freak · Jan 9, 2016

Our board and LVG are all incompetent fools.

LLMU · Jan 9, 2016

Possession without a shot on goal. Really crap.

Devil81 · Jan 9, 2016

Totally pathetic, does LVG really think this is acceptable football. Get the fvcker gone, I'm sick to death of this dreadful football.

Fully Fledged · Jan 9, 2016

All 3 United said:
The HT scores in #MUFCs last 10 at OT
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-1
0-0
0-0
0-0
The latest against a team 46 places below us!

Might as well just play 45 minute matches.

FreakyJim · Jan 9, 2016

Fellaini - Schweinsteiger must be the slowest, most toothless midfield pairing we've ever had. Even Fletcher - Hargreaves offered something more than these two.

Walters_19_MuFc · Jan 9, 2016

Really dont see the point of having Mata cutting in when we're playing against a team that play so compact. In order to beat Sheff Utd, or at least create chances, we need to get it wide and create 2v1s. That's why we got so much joy against Swansea with Young. He, along with Martial was stretching play, which is why it was no surprise we scored two goals from crosses.

I'd get Lingard on for Mata for the second half.

prath92 · Jan 9, 2016

minoo-utd said:
No. But he can easily tell them why don't you fellas take some risks and have a shot or 2? For the love of God mate how many times we had this embarrassing situation? We deserve better than this cnut.

we have had wild idiotic shots like you seem to be saying. Shooting with no intention of hitting on target

Godfather · Jan 9, 2016

Giggs new approach to bring the joy back in this United side really was very succesfull. He can feck off as well. He is one big part of the problem we have as well. Served under 2 managers that brought our worst football.

Dobba · Jan 9, 2016

minoo-utd said:
No. But he can easily tell them why don't you fellas take some risks and have a shot or 2? For the love of God mate how many times we had this embarrassing situation? We deserve better than this cnut.

If, at this stage of their lives, they need to be told to shoot towards the rectangle at the end of the pitch I think they're in the wrong profession. I'm sure Crayola can find a few product testing jobs for them.

hubbuh · Jan 9, 2016

All 3 United said:
The HT scores in #MUFCs last 10 at OT
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-1
0-0
0-0
0-0
The latest against a team 46 places below us!

That is stunning

rooney2009 · Jan 9, 2016

What is the point of Mata,he is a coward of a player as he has all the skills in the world but looks like he is too scared to use it

Zoo · Jan 9, 2016

Two out of Memphis, Lingard and Perreira need to come on.

Amethyst · Jan 9, 2016

All 3 United said:
The HT scores in #MUFCs last 10 at OT
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-1
0-0
0-0
0-0
The latest against a team 46 places below us!

Utterly pathetic.

Sassy Colin · Jan 9, 2016

horsechoker said:
Jesus Christ what a borefest. LVG has succeeded in what Moyes couldn't do, making us hard to beat.

That's progress!

bleedred · Jan 9, 2016

I feel sorry for anyone who expected anything else but this...

pauldyson1uk · Jan 9, 2016

Rooney in Paris said:
The pies? The women? The weather? The crazy atmosphere?

dont forget the Bovril, only time I ever used to drink it.

m1y2 · Jan 9, 2016

ever happened sacking manager at half time of a game?

Shady · Jan 9, 2016

NJM78 said:
Yawn. Is this now the tenth OT game in a row where we haven't scored by half time. Not even a shot on target. We are shit!

This is fecking unheard of. Has any side managed this before?

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