I have a better first touch than Rooney
FA Cup 3rd Round
Manchester United 1:0 Sheffield United
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Sat, 9 January 2016 @ 5:30pm GMT
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The ball hitting his head is not the same as him heading the ballSchweinsteiger seems so annoyed on the pitch right now
He'd probably play it on the left flank to accommodate Rooney.Mou chants again.Argh Mourinho chants, so cringey.Chants of Jose Mourinho.Enough is enough.
I'm just giving the wanker sign to the tvIt's just the most hopeless football in the whole country. Players are being so limited by these tactics.
The only reason we are even still in touch with the top 4 is because we draw so many and we have talented players who win the odd game with a flash of quality.
Awful.Here comes the Mou chantsFfs somebody make a move! Standing like statues.
Thats not what your granny saidWhat a snooze fest. I really thought we were making some progress in the last two games. Just dire.We are decent when it comes to 2/3 but then last third is just...no movement,ok fine if thats how things should work,you shift ball and watch for cracks in defense when they react on your shifts but our players cant see those cracks not even to save their lifes.
Not to mention this fecking moronic formation,2 holdings and No10...we played some most dominated games last season in 4-3-3,triangles Mata,Ander and Valencia on right side etc.
He's the assistant, he does what Van Gaal wants unfortunately. It's not on Giggs.
He's realised he might actually have to do something.
Imagine going from the fluidity of Bayern's football to this.Its 12.00 am here i wanna sleep, i think if i lie down i will wake up. Its better watching this shit for sleeping.It seems that these teams that face us never make any mistakes, they always seem to have defensive masterclasses when they come to Old TraffordIf there was a way to measure off the ball movement, we would be the worst at it.Its 12.00 am here i wanna sleep, i think if i lie down i will wake up. Its better watching this shit for sleeping.
From winning the world cup to this Imagine going from the fluidity of Bayern's football to this.
We look pretty solid and just need to be sharper in the final third. Dominating possession and Sheffield are fighting for scraps. Good stuff.Mourinho chants are stupid. No one wants that cnutCommentators are so bored they are totally going off topicOur first half displays... what are the instructions? 'Go out and quieten the home crowd'? Makes no senseRemember the joy at getting De Gea to sign a new contract? Looks like kidnap now.This is a crime against football.
The most damning aspect of it is that Sheffield United are really sure shiteChrist, it gets worse with every minute. They all seem annoyed, yet no one fecking does anything about it.
Well he's controlling the game pretty well, it's not on him to make the runs. He just has nobody to pick out with a pass.
Hold up there.Looks like it will be goaless at HT. I bet everyone is shocked.Any boos at HT then?
surely there will be quite a fewThink I need a Red Bull to see this through.
If he's just a yes man then he's not worth the wage he's on, get him out of the club. Highest paid water bottle and training ground cone boy in football.
We're very predictable. Any competent defense will know how to deal with us. You don't need a defensive masterclass.The pace we play at is incredible. If you took a tape from our game during best Ferguson years and played it after this game you'd have to do it at 0.75x pace at least or you'd get nausea from the speed.These are the types of performances you would expect against a bayern/atletico/psg in europe. cagey tactical slow based affairs. This is sheffieild united, we need to be able to have an extra few gears against lower opposition.
I was tempted to go today, but the cheeky bastards expected something like 41 quid to be bored shitless.Mourinho chant most likely coming from away fans as they have since he left Chelsea- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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3%
Wayne Rooney
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3%
Matteo Darmian
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2%
David de Gea
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2%
Bastian Schweinsteiger
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1%
Ander Herrera
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1%
Andreas Pereira
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 407 ratings.
Score Predictions
486,20,48
- Man Utd win
- Sheffield Utd win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 37% Man Utd 2:0 Sheffield Utd
- 20% Man Utd 3:0 Sheffield Utd
- 9% Man Utd 1:0 Sheffield Utd
- 7% Man Utd 3:1 Sheffield Utd
- 6% Man Utd 2:1 Sheffield Utd
- 6% Man Utd 0:0 Sheffield Utd
- 4% Man Utd 4:0 Sheffield Utd
- 3% Man Utd 1:1 Sheffield Utd
- 3% Man Utd 5:0 Sheffield Utd
- 2% Man Utd 0:1 Sheffield Utd
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Sheffield Utd
- 1% Man Utd 1:2 Sheffield Utd
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Sheffield Utd
- 0% Man Utd 0:3 Sheffield Utd
- 0% Man Utd 0:5 Sheffield Utd
- 0% Man Utd 0:2 Sheffield Utd
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Sheffield Utd
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Sheffield Utd
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Sheffield Utd
- Possession
- 71% 29%
- Shots
- 11 2
- Shots on Target
- 2 1
- Corners
- 5 1
- Fouls
- 6 13
Referee
Jonathan Moss
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Memphis Depay
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replaced by Jesse Lingard
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replaced by Andreas Pereira
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