Manchester United 3:0 Sheffield United

Random Task · Jun 24, 2020

Catt said:
I want at least one more goal

Yes, yes indeed.

el3mel · Jun 24, 2020

Half of the team is subbed in one go haha. Brilliant and hilarious. You'll never see that again.

pseudo_canadian · Jun 24, 2020

Ighalo hattrick incoming

FrankDrebin · Jun 24, 2020

First PL hattrick since RVP.
Rooney got a CL hattrick against Brugge,I think.

Raw · Jun 24, 2020

Blades1889 said:
With all the strikers you’ve had, 7 years since the last hat trick?

Yeah it's mental. We've generally been very low scoring since Fergie though so it shouldn't be much of a surprise.

Ibra and Rooney have actually scored hattricks since Fergie but they were in Europe. Other than that, no one.

Superunknown · Jun 24, 2020

fps said:
Hahaha. 3-3 coming right up.

This is only acceptable if it's a hat-trick of Luke Shaw own goals. Two hat-tricks in one day!

SirAnderson · Jun 24, 2020

He wants us to get an injury doesn't he!? Leave 1 just in case :lol:

Damien · Jun 24, 2020

Blades1889 said:
With all the strikers you’ve had, 7 years since the last hat trick?

Yeah, though when you think about the managers we had in that time too *shudders* it becomes a bit more understandable.

Tony247 · Jun 24, 2020

Thank god at least no lingard.

JPRouve · Jun 24, 2020

@Jazz I hope that you are already writing your letter of apologies for doubting my judgement.

Dobba · Jun 24, 2020

It's pretty funny admittedly but what is Ole thinking not leaving a sub in hand?

Inigo Montoya · Jun 24, 2020

Michael T said:
5 subs in one go - is that another first for Utd?

Yes because 5 subs has only been the rule for about a week

Withnail · Jun 24, 2020

FlawlessThaw said:
Is Ole going to make any subs here?

Ole immediately makes 5 :lol:

el3mel · Jun 24, 2020

FrankDrebin said:
First PL hattrick since RVP.
Rooney got a CL hattrick against Brugge,I think.

Zlatan got one in EL as well. This is the first in PL since RVP's Villa hattrick.

Deleted 112447 · Jun 24, 2020

I am drunk

ChaddyP · Jun 24, 2020

FrankDrebin said:
First PL hattrick since RVP.
Rooney got a CL hattrick against Brugge,I think.

zlatan got one in EL too

Rado_N · Jun 24, 2020

Blades1889 said:
With all the strikers you’ve had, 7 years since the last hat trick?

The managers we’ve had though...

londonredmaniac · Jun 24, 2020

They are lucky it's 3 tbf

SirAnderson · Jun 24, 2020

Tony247 said:
Thank god at least no lingard.

2 Curses have been broken today!!!

AaronRedDevil · Jun 24, 2020

Raw said:
Yeah it's mental. We've generally been very low scoring since Fergie though so it shouldn't be much of a surprise.

Ibra and Rooney have actually scored hattricks since Fergie but they were in Europe. Other than that, no one.

Every single time a player scored 2 goals and they always got subbed off.

fps · Jun 24, 2020

I’d honestly forgotten Pereira played for us.

RedRonaldo · Jun 24, 2020

How comes we can play 5 subs? Because of the weather?

Blades1889 · Jun 24, 2020

Raw said:
Yeah it's mental. We've generally been very low scoring since Fergie though so it shouldn't be much of a surprise.

Ibra and Rooney have actually scored hattricks since Fergie but they were in Europe. Other than that, no one.

Incredible really

RedCurry · Jun 24, 2020

Murder on Zidane's Floor said:
Moët? He doesn't play for Yeovil town.

Shows what I know about champagne

Lennon7 · Jun 24, 2020

Majima said:
He's comfortable and is controlling the game. Is he taking players on left right and centre? No but he's certainly not been poor, come on.

7/8 out of 10 game so far.

But on the other hand has he lost the ball a handful of times and made bad passes? Yes - do you see where I’m coming from.
He’s not been bad but he’s certainly not been good, but I’ll take that after the amount of time he’s been out. He’s a top player.

MonkeysMagic · Jun 24, 2020

Wolves not even had to face an attempt on goal from Bournemouth! Why bother travelling up just hand the 3 points over!

Gator Nate · Jun 24, 2020

Did Dan James just try to outjump someone for a header?

mu4c_20le · Jun 24, 2020

Blades1889 said:
With all the strikers you’ve had, 7 years since the last hat trick?

When Ole took over he immediately broke or equalled a record of scoring 5 goals since Fergie retired or something like that. Our managers have been defensive.

Dobba · Jun 24, 2020

jackal&hyde said:
I don t do guesses but i m gona say pereira i

Ole out

Wouldn't go that far, but considering the fear with this restart is going to be injuries it's very odd not to have an insurance sub just in case.

FrankDrebin · Jun 24, 2020

ChaddyP said:
zlatan got one in EL too

Oh yeah.

Red Keane · Jun 24, 2020

Dwazza Gunnar Solskjær said:
First hattrick since SAF?!?

First in the Premier League since Fergie left, only the second in all competitions since Fergie left.

FlawlessThaw · Jun 24, 2020

Withnail said:
Ole immediately makes 5

I need to make more requests off of Ole.

TMDaines · Jun 24, 2020

Dobba said:
It's pretty funny admittedly but what is Ole thinking not leaving a sub in hand?

You’d quite often make your final subs with 10 to go even with only three of them. We are 3-0 up. If we throw it away, even with an injury to DDG, the blame is on the players 100%.

Blades1889 · Jun 24, 2020

mu4c_20le said:
When Ole took over he immediately broke or equalled a record of scoring 5 goals since Fergie retired or something like that. Our managers have been defensive.

Just shows how much has changed since he retired for you lot

elmo · Jun 24, 2020

RedRonaldo said:
How comes we can play 5 subs? Because of the weather?

The 3 month break basically made everyone not match fit so this was supposed to help prevent injuries by allowing more players to play less

Crackers · Jun 24, 2020

fps said:
I’d honestly forgotten Pereira played for us.

He does too a lot of the time.

fps · Jun 24, 2020

Touch from Ighalo!

SirAnderson · Jun 24, 2020

Majima said:
It's on. It is really happening!

I am beyond myself!! Super ecstatic! For all the false dawns and corners that were hopeless, we have corrected 1 injustice! The gates will poor open now!! Sancho will sign for us at the end of the season, it is written!!

Dobba · Jun 24, 2020

Should be someone on the end of that.

Nick7 · Jun 24, 2020

Lovely ball by AWB there again.

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