Manchester United 0:0 PSV Eindhoven

iKnowNothing · Nov 25, 2015

Wonder if LvG will get the sack if we don't make it out to round 16..

Vato · Nov 25, 2015

Holy shit, I didn't realise how close it is in your group!

Edit - And the last fixture away to Wolfsburg

saivet · Nov 25, 2015

Head to head not in our favour. We lose and PSV draw and we're out

JohnnyLaw · Nov 25, 2015

Smalling, Blind and De Gea the only ones who escape this game with any kind of dignity. This second half was the worst performance I can remember from a United team. I was pissed with the fans when they booed the team last, if I was at old trafford tonight I'd be at the forefront of the booing. Feckin shite. The feck happened at HT?

simonhch · Nov 25, 2015

I want to say things that I might regret later.

LeftyBlaster · Nov 25, 2015

niMic said:
I'd take 50 crosses against Fulham over this.

Just as bad. I'd take neither.

Ronnie O'Sullivan · Nov 25, 2015

We're as good as out

JPRouve · Nov 25, 2015

luke511 said:
That was so robotic and lifeless, jesus christ

It wasn't robotic, I saw Schweiny look a free Memphis in the eyes and just turn his back and play backwards, no decent robot would have done that.

Name Changed · Nov 25, 2015

amolbhatia50k said:
Shouldn't have taken Schweinsteiger off.

I cannot understand it. If anything it should have been Schneiderlin. He was disgraceful.

DomesticTadpole · Nov 25, 2015

Dobba said:
"Love that team" to "LVG is a coward who doesn't have a clue" in 2 and a half hours. Impressive stuff.

To be fair it was the only team he could pick.

Sonny1972 · Nov 25, 2015

SammyUnited_83 said:
Does a draw v Wolfsburg get us through on the head to head, or does it go to goal difference ?

Depends on PSV .

royboy16 · Nov 25, 2015

I thought we played ok the first half and we'd get a goal second half.
Disappointing result.

Kill 'em all · Nov 25, 2015

Gave up when Fellaini came on.

The United Irishman · Nov 25, 2015

We won't be winning any trophies any time soon!

Dans · Nov 25, 2015

It's a process everybody, a fecking process.

R'hllor · Nov 25, 2015

Will just say feck this 4-2-3-1 formation,it can feck off forever,what a bullshit 2 holding midfielders with retarded number 10 (spec. in Rooney,Ander is way better tho).

I swear, 4-1-2-3 and those XI from last season vs Liverpool away would wipe a floor with this setup. Those having a go at Afro man,think in last season formation,he would make them all his bitches in current one.

OutOfTowner · Nov 25, 2015

Well at least Moreno didn't kill anyone right?

Right?

Godfather · Nov 25, 2015

One of the worst halves of football I had to endure. Unbelievable. Bunch of fecking pub footballers.

Sad Chris · Nov 25, 2015

SammyUnited_83 said:
Does a draw v Wolfsburg get us through on the head to head, or does it go to goal difference ?

They're a point ahead of us.

saivet · Nov 25, 2015

iKnowNothing said:
Wonder if LvG will get the sack if we don't make it out to round 16..

Near a sackable offence. Not a tough group at all.

Asger · Nov 25, 2015

can we now sell Rooney to China or usa? Sooner the better!

amolbhatia50k · Nov 25, 2015

Name Changed said:
I cannot understand it. If anything it should have been Schneiderlin. He was disgraceful.

He's not really a well rounded midfielder. It was daft from LVG. He needs to play next to a midfielder who is good on the ball not... Fellaini.

SammyUnited_83 · Nov 25, 2015

Sonny1972 said:
Depends on PSV .

In which case we are out. Fecking site.

GapMinder · Nov 25, 2015

Irrational. said:
Laughable performance. Absolute turgid stuff. I've just wasted an entire evening watching this pedestrian nonsense.

Let's face it, we simply cannot play against teams that come to defend.

Come to defend? In the second half?

Maradona10 · Nov 25, 2015

Shameful almost cowardly performance.
2 steps forward one back is Lvg way. So boring so unimaginative, so predictable , putting molten lava in your would be more exciting than this. If we do not go to the next round, Lvg should and i say SHOULD be sacked.

nimic · Nov 25, 2015

LeftyBlaster said:
Just as bad. I'd take neither.

At least every time one of those crosses flew in there was a second of "maybe this time".

Kevin · Nov 25, 2015

Boycott said:
Rooney x2, Martial x2, Memphis

5-0

Lewlz

luke511 · Nov 25, 2015

Blind had a terrific game to be fair to him!

minoo-utd · Nov 25, 2015

One of the most easiest group stages and we are almost out. This game was a must win but 2 stupid subs thanks to LVG cost us alot and now we must beat Wolfsburg in Germany so yes we are out.

simmee · Nov 25, 2015

I don't usually post shit like this but seriously that Fellaini sub has to be the worst sub ever made. What was the point having him in midfiled for 10-15 minutes? everyone knew we were going to lump the ball to him in the end anyway. We only lost momentum because of that. And then he couldn't even do the only thing he's supposed to be able to do. Schneiderlin was awful too. Kept crossing to ball to the left and couldn't even manage to get that right (Rooney is hated for doing it to the right but at least he can fecking reach his target). Then he shit his pants for the last 20 minutes and couldn't even get a single pass right. Anyway... We were brilliant to watch the first half at least. Better finishing and this is an easy win.

JoaquinJoaquin · Nov 25, 2015

Let's just be honest here, we have a serious lack of talent in the squad, especially going forward. There's plenty of average, but not enough top class.

doomy20 · Nov 25, 2015

End of the line here i guess.
With a performance like that plus pressure/nerves we'll get smashed at Wolfsburg. 1 home-point from PSV and that's it.

SqueakyWeasel · Nov 25, 2015

Kevin said:
Lewlz

To be fair, even the most ABU pundit said there was no way that United would not get the result at home against this shower. We were out coached by someone who understands how to organise a football team in 2015 not 1998!

Irrational. · Nov 25, 2015

jem said:
Well I actually think PSV looked more dangerous and more likely to score. I'm losing faith with this shit.

I watch Klopp set out his Liverpool side to take risks, away to City and annihilate them.

Then I watch LVG with a cautious safety first, cowardly set up against a struggling PSV side at home with no real player of note, and grind out a goalless draw.

Maybe it's knee-jerk, but I'm really struggling to watch United this season. It's probably better we don't qualify, it would save us watching the team being torn to pieces after yet another dilly-dallying passing move breaks down.

Let's just focus on getting our 1-0, 2-0 and 0-0 results in the league.

Utdstar01 · Nov 25, 2015

That was embarrassing. Even if we'd scored I'd still be furious. Lingard cant finish for shit and the subs made us 10 times worse.

Fully Fledged · Nov 25, 2015

SammyUnited_83 said:
Does a draw v Wolfsburg get us through on the head to head, or does it go to goal difference ?

If we draw and PSV win We'll have 9 points and Wolfsburg and PSV would have 10. If we lose then PSV only need to draw to go through on the head to head against us.

We either need to win or hope for a favor off of CSKA.

Irrational. · Nov 25, 2015

GapMinder said:
Come to defend? In the second half?

PSV only really started playing in the last 10 minutes. By that time we'd shot our load from the first half and had nothing more to offer.

The United Irishman · Nov 25, 2015

Asger said:
can we now sell Rooney to China or usa? Sooner the better!

What does that solve? We'd still play as shite

Grib · Nov 25, 2015

bosnian_red said:
That was a fecking disgraceful half of football

Rooney, Blind and Smalling the only ones who go away from that with any bit of dignity.

The Stain said:
First half decent, second pathetic. All in all, poor as.

luke511 said:
That was so robotic and lifeless, jesus christ

pseudo_canadian said:
That was our worst half of football all season.

Shocking stuff.

Here here to all of the above

First half we had a decent start, I don't know what the feck that second half was...

No one showing
No one moving
Even with the ball just standing still, absolute joke, you can't even call that shit robotic

Why did schniederlin play the 90 he was particularly shocking

2s and 3s all round, don't know how the average rating it at a five, smalling ddg might get away with a 6 as there wasn't really much they could do, lingard for his first half maybe

Worst half of football I can recall by a mile

Devil81 · Nov 25, 2015

doomy20 said:
End of the line here i guess.
With a performance like that plus pressure/nerves we'll get smashed at Wolfsburg. 1 home-point from PSV and that's it.

I doubt we will get smashed, we are defensively sound. The biggest issue we've got is we aren't creating chances to win football matches.

Martial isn't a striker, he's a wide attacker and it shows in and around the penalty area. Regarding the two midfielders, I don't think we need the two holding players in Europe.

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