Laurel, meet Hardy.
FA Premier League
Manchester United 3:2 Nottingham Forest
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Sat, 26 August 2023 @ 3:00pm BST
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Discussion Your Lineup Prediction
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You don't even need to jump or know where the ball is to win a header in our box. Feck these players.Well, I pessimistically predicted 1-1. I underestimated just how poor we are right now. Awful.We suck, thanks Glazers!
Best protest we can do
2.0Onana confidence will be ruined for the rest of the game. Brace ourself for a cricket score line here.Wan Bissaka turned his back to it patheticThat sit in may not even work as most of our fans will be embarrassed hanging around to see this.3 points or we riot.Wonder if I should bother to put this on when the qualifying is finished
Fecking embarrassing garbage by the sound of it
Bet it won't force them to make signings though
Reverting to his mean ability. How about you scout and buy people not from fecking Holland.You can only chuckle at this point
Doesn't look goodETH won't be there by Christmas. Rinse and repeat. Absolutely shite.AWB and heading, hahahaha.See ya next week boys.Hope Bruno doesn't have fits in the midfield now and start randomly spreading passes. We need someone to calm things down.We really are a banter club right now. It's actually crazy how we have these meltdownsETH outI missed the first few minutes, nothings happened right guys? ... guys?We have looked hopeless at scoring and defending now we've got to score 3 and not concede any more? aye good luck.2-0 down?My feeling before the game was that our season was turning now, we`re just not losing at home against Forest. Lets go!
How can we drop so far of thought from last season?! ETH has been allowed to buy the players he wanted so there’s no excuseEriksen playing like a 50 year old as usualThe start to the season couldn't be any worse. Lucky to win at home against Wolves and now this alreadyGame overCan someone explain to me what's happening here?This is actually hilariousWhat the feck, had signal problems, was at 53 seconds, got signal working and we 2 nil down. The fecking hell is going on hereYou don’t know how good we had it when we had De Gea.I’m embarrassed for them. This will be an absolute shocker of a season.
We might not score 3 goals all season nevermind todayWhy is the fecking scoreboard on the left still so fecking big?
We're all just like WTF?It's another meltdown season. Like 2019/20 and 2021/22. The players don't give a feck as per.We could get smashed here like Liverpool / City etc last season...... against ForestDon't worry guys. We have Martial.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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12%
Aaron Wan-Bissaka
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5%
Christian Eriksen
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4%
Antony
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4%
Marcus Rashford
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3%
Casemiro
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 257 ratings.
Score Predictions
236,21,19
- Man Utd win
- Nottingham Forest win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 31% Man Utd 2:0 Nottingham Forest
- 18% Man Utd 2:1 Nottingham Forest
- 17% Man Utd 3:0 Nottingham Forest
- 11% Man Utd 1:0 Nottingham Forest
- 5% Man Utd 1:1 Nottingham Forest
- 5% Man Utd 3:1 Nottingham Forest
- 3% Man Utd 0:1 Nottingham Forest
- 2% Man Utd 4:0 Nottingham Forest
- 2% Man Utd 0:2 Nottingham Forest
- 1% Man Utd 1:2 Nottingham Forest
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Nottingham Forest
- 1% Man Utd 0:0 Nottingham Forest
- 1% Man Utd 0:3 Nottingham Forest
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Nottingham Forest
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Nottingham Forest
- 1% Man Utd 5:0 Nottingham Forest
- 0% Man Utd 0:9 Nottingham Forest
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Nottingham Forest
- 0% Man Utd 5:2 Nottingham Forest
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Nottingham Forest
- Possession
- 68% 32%
- Shots
- 18 9
- Shots on Target
- 9 4
- Corners
- 11 3
- Fouls
- 12 11
Referee
Stuart Attwell
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Victor Lindelof
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replaced by Jadon Sancho
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replaced by Scott McTominay
