Sounds sexual but probably isnt
League Cup Final
Manchester United 2:0 Newcastle United
Wembley
- Kick-off
- Sun, 26 February 2023 @ 4:30pm GMT
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Sounds sexual but probably isntHe’s off the pitch AWB play onGood to see that from AWBCome on get Fred off at 60 Eric.Not been the most rivetting game really has it?Christ is Newcastle bad. Negative, tumescent, get stuck in lads and Hoof it football
Whole weekend, every captain. 1 year of the Ukraine war.Look at all those rollsRolls back onto the pitch to waste his own time. Great work Bruno gChrist he really does like to make a fuss doesn’t he. Must be a Bruno thing.Bassaka with that stop acting lookGood, keep rolling you daft haircutted bastard.
Yep. No chance Wout bags a worldie either.What a cnut, rolling out and inside the pitchBruno G injured for real this time? That really is a shame.Time wasting at 2-0 down
Bruno who cried wolf. Blonde titOh Bruno kicked the ball at somebody in open play.
Book himIs he actually injured this time?Guimaraes feckedThere's only one Bruno, you silver barnet fraud.What a shame for poor old Bruno GOoof, caught his ankle against the turf, murder on the lingaments.Bruno Guimaraes looks doneI like Joelinton, potentially as an option for us.Do Newcastle know they're 2-0 down? Or is it just their muscle memory that forces them to waste time?Looked like a roll of the ankle for Bruno GThis is making me nervousYeah that didn't look good, self imposed mind.Bruno being a smiling cnut thereRolling back on to the pitch is a textbook sign of "He's fine..."More time wasting . They do realise they're 2-0 down 
His ankleThey cheered that like a goal.
Every ten mins he's on the deck screaming.Feck off GuimaraesGuimarães has been excellent, despite the theatrics. What a player.He fecked his ankle
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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15%
Lisandro Martinez
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6%
Aaron Wan-Bissaka
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2%
Luke Shaw
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2%
Raphael Varane
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2%
David de Gea
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1%
Wout Weghorst
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1%
Fred
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 365 ratings.
Score Predictions
208,14,8
- Man Utd win
- Newcastle win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 30% Man Utd 2:0 Newcastle
- 24% Man Utd 2:1 Newcastle
- 10% Man Utd 3:1 Newcastle
- 10% Man Utd 1:0 Newcastle
- 10% Man Utd 3:0 Newcastle
- 3% Man Utd 1:1 Newcastle
- 2% Man Utd 1:2 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 0:2 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 1:3 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 0:1 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 4:0 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 5:0 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 9:0 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 9:8 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 0:5 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 2:2 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 4:3 Newcastle
- 0% Man Utd 6:0 Newcastle
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Newcastle
- Possession
- 39% 61%
- Shots
- 14 15
- Shots on Target
- 9 2
- Corners
- 6 6
- Fouls
- 12 8
Referee
David Coote
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Aaron Wan-Bissaka
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replaced by Marcel Sabitzer
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replaced by Harry Maguire
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replaced by Jadon Sancho
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replaced by Scott McTominay
