Manchester United 2:0 Newcastle United

NotoriousISSY · Feb 26, 2023

The sweetest way to win this game is to keep up the shithousery.

Personally I've found them an irritating team even watching neutral games. So watching Antony piss about with it just cos is very satisfying.

Jazz · Feb 26, 2023

Need 1 more goal and should be enough. Lads just need to keep their concentration.

Bastian · Feb 26, 2023

charlenefan said:
Luke Shaw has that set piece cross down to a fine art now

It was immaculate.

predator · Feb 26, 2023

Love the nous of this team. Also Casemiro is a monster of a player and how we ever managed without a player like him is baffling. He's everywhere.

Abraxas · Feb 26, 2023

2-0 and we really haven't played well. It would be nice to see us knock in a few on the counter this half and put this one to bed. Don't give Newcastle any hope.

Crimson King · Feb 26, 2023

What was Fred even booked for? They didn't show it

Withnail · Feb 26, 2023

Berbasbullet said:
Yeah not cool. Basically encouraging injuries because Antony is too good?

It's this bizzare hatred of tricks and flair.

rajds89 · Feb 26, 2023

Barcodes heads are going here, should be one hand and a finger on the trophy already.

DavidDeSchmikes · Feb 26, 2023

cyberman said:
“Fantastic at buying a foul”

"clever play" "using experience" etc etc

Cutch · Feb 26, 2023

Pronewbie said:
Casemiro playacting like them. Love to see it.

Holding his shoulder going off. Hopefully ok

James35 · Feb 26, 2023

Hopefully bring on Sabitzer for Fred and Wan Bissaka for Dalot. I see some theatrics getting one of them sent off.

lex talionis · Feb 26, 2023

I've got Jon Champion and someone else on my feed. What shit is Gary Neville spouting now?

The Firestarter · Feb 26, 2023

James35 said:
The just turned 31 overpriced veteran! Could the commentator be more butt hurt about Casemiro.

Did someone literally say that on air?

Shark · Feb 26, 2023

Antony is really coming good. Warming to him properly now and looking like a fantastic signing.

Ananke · Feb 26, 2023

Far by the better team. Newcastle anti football is disgusting…need to wrap these 4-0 teach them a lesson.

MyOnlySolskjaer · Feb 26, 2023

Should pinkslips them for their club owner.

Dargonk · Feb 26, 2023

Good first half from the team. Weghorst has done well in his role. Hopefully we can keep a clean sheet and grab a few more goals on the counter as they commit more men.

Chicharo · Feb 26, 2023

Great first half
Fred and Dalot should be careful

Todd · Feb 26, 2023

We've been good since Casemiro's goal. Weghorst is being the best version of what he does well today.

I'd bring AWB and Sabitzer in because they're gonna do everything they can to get Fred or Dalot sent off now.

2 man midfield · Feb 26, 2023

AWB and Sabitzer on please. Then Rashford off for Garnacho a bit later

Drawfull · Feb 26, 2023

Ronaldo's ego said:
Imagine how annoying Neville would be if he hadn’t been associated with the club for 30+ years.

I remember when it was announced that he was gonna be commentating for Sky, the backlash. Unfortunately he took it to heart and went in the opposite direction. I think if he came after Carragher, you'd see a different Neville.

justsomebloke · Feb 26, 2023

wangyu said:
Are we playing as good as the scoreline suggest?

Almost. We haven't really dominated, but we're very sharp. And no passengers today.

calodo2003 · Feb 26, 2023

What a fun second half of the first half. Keep it up.

Catt · Feb 26, 2023

SirAnderson said:
Do yourself a favor and fine another channel,

What's he saying?

Hughie77 · Feb 26, 2023

Well. Breath good half can be better, last 10 was more like it, Antony having good game. Same calm heads in 2nd half. 55 to 60 Fred off Sabitzer or Mctom on. AWB as well for Dalot

stoinz · Feb 26, 2023

Joelington is out to hurt our players. I hope nobody gets injured in the second half.

Berbasbullet · Feb 26, 2023

Withnail said:
It's this bizzare hatred of tricks and flair.

Which ref was it that told Pogba off for doing tricks when someone took him out? Like its the refs place to say that.

Strelok · Feb 26, 2023

Ramshock said:
I fecking hate this british attitude of foreigners cant do any showboating. If that was Jack Grealish they wouldnt have said a fecking word

That's so true :lol:

Anyway great half. Casemiro MVP for sure.

The Mitcher · Feb 26, 2023

Prodigy24 said:
Fredrik Ljungberg, the absolute cnut, is commentating on Swedish tv, and he didn't think that it was a yellow for Joelinton. Bruno G has also been very good according to him, especially for his dirty play. What a fecking moron.

What do you expect from a guy who played for THAT Arsenal team?

Apokalips · Feb 26, 2023

Ramshock said:
I fecking hate this british attitude of foreigners cant do any showboating. If that was Jack Grealish they wouldnt have said a fecking word

Always hated it, people act like asaaulting a player is warranted if they dare do something fun on the pitch.

Ayoba · Feb 26, 2023

Ronaldo's ego said:
Imagine how annoying Neville would be if he hadn’t been associated with the club for 30+ years.

Imagine if this was City.

"Manchester City have been ABSOLUTELY brilliant"

charlenefan · Feb 26, 2023

Casemiro is just different level, genuine world class best in the world greatest of all time

justboy68 · Feb 26, 2023

I hate when Neville commentates United games. Overcompensates massively.

Superunknown · Feb 26, 2023

A good second half ball-retention tactic from us is to have a series of concentric circles, with Antony being the one with the ball in the middle. Constantly spinning with the ball, whilst a middle wall of Fred, Casemiro, Varane, Shaw, and Martinez all join hands to shield him. Have the rest of the team on the outer layer.

Don't know why nobody has ever tried it.

FlawlessThaw · Feb 26, 2023

wangyu said:
Are we playing as good as the scoreline suggest?

No, Newcastle probably the better side with only a couple of half chances. We’ve taken our chances though which is not normally the case

Shark · Feb 26, 2023

Flying_Heckfish said:
We're playing in second gear and 2-0 while Newcastle players are getting more and more wound up.

Get the third early and this is done.

That's the thing we're barely even trying. Clearly reserving for the second half.

BEST No7 · Feb 26, 2023

Abraxas said:
2-0 and we really haven't played well. It would be nice to see us knock in a few on the counter this half and put this one to bed. Don't give Newcastle any hope.

2nd gear ffs and people were worried. Easy

DJ_21 · Feb 26, 2023

Should take some of trippiers game plan and use it against them.

RedDevil@84 · Feb 26, 2023

We need to enforce our superior quality and score lot more.

Red Royal · Feb 26, 2023

Great 1st half. Take off Dalot and Fred cos of their yellows..

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