Manchester United 3:1 Newcastle United

ClaytonBlackmoorLeftPeg · Feb 21, 2021

Fred had had more weddings whilst at United than goals.

why the bloody hell didn’t he slip on James there.

just don’t shoot, he can’t, so don’t even try.

arnie_ni · Feb 21, 2021

Diallo please for 15mins

PoTMS · Feb 21, 2021

This isn't even funny anymore from Fred. Stop fecking shooting.

GifLord · Feb 21, 2021

Pen incident - Bruno 3:1

PlayerOne · Feb 21, 2021

Fred's shots get better by the week

big rons sovereign · Feb 21, 2021

United Hobbit said:
My Liverpool supporting boyfriend is about to explode apparently Rashford "dived"

Coming from someone who's team contains Mane and Salah...

Dunno how ya do it. They'd be banished from the house, it's bad enough when the chav supporting brother in law is around.

Strats · Feb 21, 2021

Sometimes I really wonder if Fred would do a job as a kicker in NFL

Gehrman · Feb 21, 2021

Was attempt at goal from Fred?

The Hilton · Feb 21, 2021

Cpt Negative said:
Not a penalty for me. I’d be livid if that was given against us

I'd be livid with the defender for being so stupid. If you don't stay on your feet in the box, you need to either get the ball or completely avoid any contact.

klayton88 · Feb 21, 2021

JTW95 said:
Fred really needs to be fined every time he takes a shot

I've just said exactly that in my group chat

lex talionis · Feb 21, 2021

The pk was the correct call. Illegal contact, regardless of how much of a meal Marcus made of it.

el3mel · Feb 21, 2021

Reditus said:
Fair to say, very very poor in the 1st really awful. But considerably improved without been great in the 2nd

Yeah we have improved after our second goal.

Newcastle don't seem really tired after continuous pressure for 60 minutes or so. Since second goal it has been one sided for us.

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Feb 21, 2021

ivaldo said:
So unlucky from Fred. If that's two acres to the left that's in.

Foxbatt · Feb 21, 2021

Willock looking like a pillok.

Judas · Feb 21, 2021

I don't get how its possible for a pro footballer to be that bad at shooting.

Heinzesight · Feb 21, 2021

Scholesgoals said:
Ref looks like iniesta

Tierniesta

Sassy Colin · Feb 21, 2021

mu4c_20le said:
Wouldn't be laughing if it was still 1-1

What's this supposed to mean

2 man midfield · Feb 21, 2021

Fred’s stronger foot is dog shit, so that was definitely ill advised.

Classical Mechanic · Feb 21, 2021

No Idea For Nickname said:
My male colleges at work like to say they are playing pinball when they put hands in pocket.

Brunoooooo 3

There used to be a testicular cancer advert on the radio here encouraging men to play ‘pocket pool’ with their bollocks to look for lumps.

Drainy · Feb 21, 2021

Why does Fred do it to himself?

chicha14 · Feb 21, 2021

We should put a no shooting clause in Fred's contract...

Oranges038 · Feb 21, 2021

Fred should be fined for shooting. Fine him double for a right footed effort.

NoLogo · Feb 21, 2021

Freds shooting is as good as his passing.

lsd · Feb 21, 2021

pauldyson1uk said:
I dont think it was a pen, I would have been annoyed if it had been given against us.

Wasn't it was a clear dive by Rashford

ManUnitedCanuck · Feb 21, 2021

Andycoleno9 said:
Winning at home with 2nd most expensive team in league against one of worst teams in league. Sure, that deserves new contract and love poem

So whomever spends the most is guaranteed to win matches? Man this game is easier than it looks.

arnie_ni · Feb 21, 2021

Strats said:
Sometimes I really wonder if Fred would do a job as a kicker in NFL

He couldn't get it between the uprights

No Idea For Nickname · Feb 21, 2021

Klopp: "I just heard Manchester United had more penalties in one game than Liverpool won games in 2021in PL" sniff, "I don't know if it is my fault..."

mav_9me · Feb 21, 2021

Reditus said:
Fair to say, very very poor in the 1st really awful. But considerably improved without been great in the 2nd

Don't really see much of an improvement but at least we scored.

DomesticTadpole · Feb 21, 2021

Zen86 said:
I thought I’d been watching a different game with people saying he’d been terrible all game. Some people just see what they want to see.

The lad is becoming a good goal scorer which is valuable.

Judas · Feb 21, 2021

To not bring on Amad is just cruel, we need our fix of Amad.

Dudu · Feb 21, 2021

Jim Beglin can go feck himself. Just called him Penaldes on air.

Piss off.

tyunited · Feb 21, 2021

Fred keep it fecking simple

Water Melon · Feb 21, 2021

The weight on Fred's passes...

SwedishFish · Feb 21, 2021

3-1 up its Amad time

ReallyUSA · Feb 21, 2021

SuperiorXI · Feb 21, 2021

Diallo time?

pratyush_utd · Feb 21, 2021

Fred passes are 3-4 times powerful than required.. it's laughable

No Idea For Nickname · Feb 21, 2021

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson said:
cut a hole in the bottom of his pockets.

thought we all did that?

I don't.

Berbasbullet · Feb 21, 2021

Judas said:
To not bring on Amad is just cruel, we need our fix of Amad.

Inject it into us Ole! :lol:

youngrell · Feb 21, 2021

Jeez, Fred has been diabolical tonight.

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