I can tell already that Jenas is going to boil my piss this evening.
FA Premier League
Manchester United 3:1 Newcastle United
Old Trafford
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- Sun, 21 February 2021 @ 7:00pm GMT
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We just need to survive these terrible minutes, and then we should be ok.Fully expecting another defensive calamity to cost us at least one goal.
Let's hope Bruno has his shooting boots on.Fred's passing can be atrocious.It's up to the manager to bench him and Ole just doesn't have it in him to put his faith in Henderson.David De Gea ladies and gentleman. Shitting himself that somebody might challenge him and shanks it straight to the opposition.Is it a tactic of ours to start a game absolutely shockingly bad?When are one of these twats going to get a yellow?Again can't deal with the pressing.Difficult to emphasize how much I detest that cnut Shelvey.Every week, I think Jenas's comments can't get worse and every week, he surprises me.
Shit.Good startWe need a GK who can play and communicate with the rest of the team. De Gea has always been an isolated star.What do they do in training? The lot of them look like they haven’t kicked a ball in weeks.
I was thinking the same. He uses two hands to pull James back onto the floor and it’s “just a bit stronger” apparently. Such a dunce.
Lindelof & De Gea should not be starting full stop, they bring the worst out in each other. You can see there’s zero trust, other players must be thinking: Jesus... here we go againOMG it is going to one of those matches where we can't string 2 passes together. It is pretty excruciating looking at this after watching City.Calamity start, just without the goal(s) conceded so far.
Keep playing them together and hope it magically clicks. Our coaches are clueless.
City werent even that good.Shit start, slow as everIt must be terrifying for our defenders when they have to pass the ball back to DDG
Started really badly on that front tonight. Some really amateur passes.Watching De Gea is hilarious, he has no clue what to do.
Innit, he’s such an idiot.I was thinking the same. He uses two hands to pull James back onto the floor and it’s “just a bit stronger” apparently. Such a dunce.
I have a much higher tolerance than most for commentators (I like Mcmanama) but Jenas is too much.Decent pressing from Newcastle. Going to be tough to break them down.I was thinking the same. He uses two hands to pull James back onto the floor and it’s “just a bit stronger” apparently. Such a dunce.
There’ll be a fair bit of shithousery in this game, especially if Newcastle go ahead, but it’ll be written off as a ‘fizzical game, innit’
Lindelof literally ducks out of headers. The defenders shouldn't be passing back to DDG when Newcastle are basically already in our box. It's pure stupidity.
Not saying DDG isn't just as bad, but singling him out when you have Barry and Paul chuckle Infront of him is ridiculous.The saving grace is Joelinton is awful. We'll find a way through eventuallyI don't understand Oles team selection.Ole's motivation pre-match talk must be amazing. Every time we start so slowly. Does he give them some amazingly hard riddle so players think about that first 20 minutes?The midfield is just so bad. Zero control against NewcastleSit down Bruce , it was no worse than you did FFS
All 3 of them aren't good enough
Didn't take long.How the hell has 15 minutes gone past?We are supposed to be the second best team in the best league in the world yet half the time we barely look like a team that trains everyday with each other.
Any decent keeper has to come and deal with it. Either catch it or punch it properly.Even by caf standards the early posts here are pretty harsh.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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25%
Luke Shaw
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24%
Daniel James
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10%
Nemanja Matic
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8%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Fred
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1%
Shola Shoretire
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1%
Harry Maguire
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1%
David de Gea
Player Ratings
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Compiled from 286 ratings.
Score Predictions
168,1,14
- Man Utd win
- Newcastle win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 26% Man Utd 2:0 Newcastle
- 24% Man Utd 3:0 Newcastle
- 14% Man Utd 2:1 Newcastle
- 11% Man Utd 3:1 Newcastle
- 5% Man Utd 1:1 Newcastle
- 5% Man Utd 4:0 Newcastle
- 3% Man Utd 1:0 Newcastle
- 3% Man Utd 4:1 Newcastle
- 3% Man Utd 5:0 Newcastle
- 2% Man Utd 2:2 Newcastle
- 2% Man Utd 3:2 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 0:5 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 5:1 Newcastle
- 1% Man Utd 4:2 Newcastle
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Newcastle
- Possession
- 72% 28%
- Shots
- 15 10
- Shots on Target
- 7 6
- Corners
- 6 4
- Fouls
- 9 11
Referee
Paul Tierney
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Shola Shoretire
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