Lord, what would happen if Rash scores again! and he is so horny he spunks and flings his life creating hot custard muck at the celebrating crowd, spattering and coating them with shining silver cum nuggets and beautiful pearl drop love offerings.
Fans would lap it up I reckon.
"I was there" they'd say.
I hope we don't kill Lingard on this thread, not a great game but far from the worst performance ever!
This!He has that unique ability to pop up with a goal. A really really good squad option IMO.
Lord, what would happen if Rash scores again! and he is so horny he spunks and flings his life creating hot custard muck at the celebrating crowd, spattering and coating them with shining silver cum nuggets and beautiful pearl drop love offerings.
Fans would lap it up I reckon.
"I was there" they'd say.
We said that the last time he missed, didn't take too long to get back in the mix.
Holy shit is that real?
Did someone really say left footers inherently have less verried Pks than right footers?
Yeah, options are running thin on the ground at all points.Yea,you might be right with injuries that list must be really short.
Hargreaves on BT "Man United dominated from the start to the beginning". fecking idiot
Moyes away at Leverkusen, IIRC.When was the last time we scored 5?
*wipes away tear*"United have scored enough goals to advance to the next round"
Beautiful
How do ya like them balls, Vato?!
You should thank me for jinxing it!When was the last time we scored 5?
Well done that lad, always looking out for us.You should thank me for jinxing it!
Well done, I can't believe you done it so easily after conceding first.
Thank you! Now if you could do it on Sunday...You should thank me for jinxing it!
Well done, I can't believe you done it so easily after conceding first.
There is not many chants of anything. Place sounds dead.
Post match analysis
Missed the match, anyone know where I can watch any highlights? I'd greatly appreciate it.
Missed the match, anyone know where I can watch any highlights? I'd greatly appreciate it.
This is one of the funniest threads I've read anywhere. The guy has a point though, it's just like how gingers can't head the ball.
Istvan Vad