Manchester United 0:0 Middlesbrough

Mutter Merkel · Oct 28, 2015

Tutututut, hit-and-hope balls up to Martial.

Moriarty · Oct 28, 2015

Mongo beat Rooney.

sunama · Oct 28, 2015

Kostur said:
'Put it in!' somebody sounded like my GF there despite being in her for the last 2 minutes.
jk i don't even have a gf

This thread is comedy gold.

Oga on top. · Oct 28, 2015

Pexbo said:
According to Rooneys agent the reports of £250,000 a week were completely untrue and it's actually a performance based contract.

Which explains why our profits have been through the roof in the last 18 months, Rooney must be paying us more than Adidas.

If it's performance based than he should probably be getting paid about a tenner a game then.

thegregster · Oct 28, 2015

Outremangeur · Oct 28, 2015

Well well... Good morning from Hongkong! How was it?

Anustart89 · Oct 28, 2015

Ohhh Pereira

SqueakyWeasel · Oct 28, 2015

I thought that had gone in then!

minoo-utd · Oct 28, 2015

Oh boy.

Sylar · Oct 28, 2015

Unlucky Pereira!!

LazyRed-Ninja · Oct 28, 2015

Almoooooooooooosssssttttttt

JonDahl · Oct 28, 2015

So close!

tippex · Oct 28, 2015

even dropping right back rooney isnt arsed

NorthernAvengeR · Oct 28, 2015

It's the extra sponsor on the back of their shirts. Flamingo Land is giving 'boro financial muscles it's hard to compete with.

RDCR07 · Oct 28, 2015

One more time this fecking commentator mentions Ayala, I will punch his throat.

Ole's_toe_poke · Oct 28, 2015

I have no clue what formation we are playing.

UnitedinRed · Oct 28, 2015

Kostur said:
Guys when's the next El Clasico?

Difficult to tell.

Loublaze · Oct 28, 2015

That idiot Fellaini!

crossy1686 · Oct 28, 2015

We're destined to lose this game. We've got absolutely no answer to their men behind the ball.

unchanged_lineup · Oct 28, 2015

Martial literally pointing to a player 10 years older than him where he wants the ball put. Madness.

Anustart89 · Oct 28, 2015

Goal kick after Pereira's shot was taken at exactly 116:00 if anyone's wondering about the time.

JinnerJamie · Oct 28, 2015

We're gonna win this on penalties...

Drifter · Oct 28, 2015

Nice try Pereira

Rado_N · Oct 28, 2015

My stream died

Amethyst · Oct 28, 2015

Unlucky.

gooDevil · Oct 28, 2015

Well I have to say this thread is great entertainment, I'm kinda glad I can't find a river

VeevaVee · Oct 28, 2015

Let's just hope they manage to get a shot off in the penny shootout.

carlosp · Oct 28, 2015

Flip Pereira

kouroux · Oct 28, 2015

RDCR07 said:
One more time this fecking commentator mentions Ayala, I will punch his throat.

Pexbo · Oct 28, 2015

Farrrk

bosnian_red · Oct 28, 2015

Ah, close from Pereira. Fellaini counter attacking is a sight to behold

prateik · Oct 28, 2015

This game is so bad, BeIN are advertising the Liverpool-Bournemouth game to be shown on replay after this..

Anything to make up for this disaster.

UnitedinRed · Oct 28, 2015

RDCR07 said:
One more time this fecking commentator mentions Ayala, I will punch his throat.

Aim a little higher and punch him in the dick

Anustart89 · Oct 28, 2015

That's a fecking handball, surely?!

Maxii · Oct 28, 2015

No fecking way!!!!

The Taurean · Oct 28, 2015

feck off ref!

17 Van der Gouw · Oct 28, 2015

I thought that was in.

LazyRed-Ninja · Oct 28, 2015

The one responsible for the clock probably thought feck this im out, calling it a day off.

Oga on top. · Oct 28, 2015

Blatant pen.

FromTheBench · Oct 28, 2015

feck off Lee Mason you cnut.

Sylar · Oct 28, 2015

That looked like a handball!

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