Manchester United 0:0 Middlesbrough

Catt · Oct 28, 2015

Seeing Rooney play is like watching me build stuff. Nothing is coming off.

Mibabalou · Oct 28, 2015

Rooney, totally ruins that counter...

Anustart89 · Oct 28, 2015

Great counter.

Kill 'em all · Oct 28, 2015

Rooney's bloody first fecking touch.

Sylar · Oct 28, 2015

That touch from Rooney took him away from goal and the first thing he does, pings it out wide. Thats Rooney summed up

BarstoolProphet · Oct 28, 2015

Taxx said:
This commentator is absolutely terrible and obviously hates us and wants Friend to score a brace with his dick or something. Totally biased.

Towards Friend's dick?

Mutter Merkel · Oct 28, 2015

Another break where Rooney comes back out to hit a cross-field ball!

minoo-utd · Oct 28, 2015

Fellaini and Rooney are absolutely shocking at the counter.

Kostur · Oct 28, 2015

Raw said:
I need a fecking shit.

You've been watching one for the past 105 minutes.

Siorac · Oct 28, 2015

Rooney ffs... that was another poor touch slowing down an attack...

Amar__ · Oct 28, 2015

Did Rooney really did that?

It would be better if he passed the ball to them than to stop the attack like that.

Ludens the Red · Oct 28, 2015

That was such a pathetic counter :lol:

MThomas · Oct 28, 2015

Mibabalou said:
Rooney, totally ruins that counter...

It was a piss poor ball by Fellaini

Samid · Oct 28, 2015

What's van Gaal's record in shootouts?

Snow · Oct 28, 2015

What a counter-attack! Fellaini dribbles with the ball form 50m instead of passing it to someone who's quicker. Then he passes it to Rooney who with a trademark awful first touch ruins what's left of the counter.

Taxx · Oct 28, 2015

I think we are losing this on penalties. Not in my 1500 years of watching professional football have I felt this tingling sensation.

pauldyson1uk · Oct 28, 2015

minoo-utd said:
Ref is a joke.

not the refs fault, we are playing so bad.

Paul the Wolf · Oct 28, 2015

Anustart89 said:
More like; If you're not slagging him off then you're not watching the game and you've no business posting in the match thread.

I am actually watching it live on Tv not some crappy stream , proves you're not

ivaldo · Oct 28, 2015

The way Rooney snuffed out that United counter attack, excellent play.

Man of Steel · Oct 28, 2015

Rado_N said:
This thread is infinitely more entertaining than the football.

Is there a game on?

ATXRedDevil · Oct 28, 2015

Ffs fellaini, lingard wide open on the break...

simonhch · Oct 28, 2015

We could play until the end of time and not score

chriswt · Oct 28, 2015

Brilliant!! Counter-attack 3 on 2, give it to Rooney whose first touch drags it away from goal and lets 4 Boro defenders get back into position, before killing the attack completely.

Getsme · Oct 28, 2015

Raw said:
I need a fecking shit.

Go for one and call it Rooney.
AKA - I'm going for a Rooney.

Sigma · Oct 28, 2015

there was no advantage, ref got that right.

BarstoolProphet · Oct 28, 2015

Samid said:
What's van Gaal's record in shootouts?

Very good with Tim Krul in goal.

Hed Zitin · Oct 28, 2015

Another counter attack ruined by Rooney's shite touch.

sunama · Oct 28, 2015

Its absolutely amazing the commentators don't mention that Rooney is finished.
Commentators are blaming other players and their lack of quality. This is the reason why he stopped that counter...apparently.
WTF!

#07 · Oct 28, 2015

Abysmal counter. Nothing suggests we will win.

Garethw · Oct 28, 2015

Van Gaal needs to show these players his balls. Only then will they believe in the "philosophy".

Mibabalou · Oct 28, 2015

MThomas said:
It was a piss poor ball by Fellaini

It was behind him yes but his touch was still pretty bad.

kouroux · Oct 28, 2015

ATXRedDevil said:
Ffs fellaini, lingard wide open on the break...

Makes no sense why he didn't even attempt it.

dsch · Oct 28, 2015

Raw said:
I need a fecking shit.

In my experience, doing those things one after the other has worked out better than trying to do both at once.

gooDevil · Oct 28, 2015

chriswt said:
Brilliant!! Counter-attack 3 on 2, give it to Rooney whose first touch drags it away from goal and lets 4 Boro defenders get back into position, before killing the attack completely.

You said he gave it to Rooney no need to be redundant.

Kostur · Oct 28, 2015

Getsme said:
Go for one and call it Rooney.

Drifter · Oct 28, 2015

Samid said:
What's van Gaal's record in shootouts?

It seemed to work for him in the World Cup.

Question234 · Oct 28, 2015

Paul the Wolf said:
Cos if you don't slag him off you don't look cool in front of your schoolgirl mates

I understand, people are negative in excess but rooney has been horrible tonight, deserves most of the performance related insults/critics.

Red Pavan · Oct 28, 2015

Martial at the age of 19 is probably our best outfield player at the club.

Anustart89 · Oct 28, 2015

Paul the Wolf said:
I am actually watching it live on Tv not some crappy stream , proves you're not

I'm watching it in HD on my TV, thank you very much.

Slagging Rooney off is just a matter of posting observations of the recent games he's had. Do you think he's been playing well so far?

elnorte · Oct 28, 2015

Rooney's shit play all the fault of the other players according to Mills.

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