Manchester United 0:0 Middlesbrough

Amethyst · Oct 28, 2015

Kostur said:
Vuvuzela in the background now

People had them near me when I was at the Ipswich game in the previous round. Thought they were banned from UK stadiums, apparently not. fecking hate them.

Jazz · Oct 28, 2015

Thank you God here's Martial

Wednesday at Stoke · Oct 28, 2015

Rooney could earn his weekly wages if he practiced his boxing with Memphis today.

Arytonblue · Oct 28, 2015

Man of Steel said:
I will reply to myself as the game has given me gout.

The cat is now making strange noises like when it can't get at a bird thats nearby. Freaking me out.

Big old moon tonight isn't there.

mav_9me · Oct 28, 2015

Pathetic by fellaini. Add to more pathetic stuff from Memphis.

Middlesborough showing us how to interplay on the wings to put their fullbacks or midfielders in.

Joemo · Oct 28, 2015

If Bebe put in Memphis' performance we'd be calling for him to be sold.

bosnian_red · Oct 28, 2015

Probably won't see memphis for a while after that game. Dreadful in the 25 minutes I've seen

DWelbz19 · Oct 28, 2015

We can do nothing without Martial

RedSky · Oct 28, 2015

Martial stuck on the left again. Gwwwwwarrrrrgh!

Drifter · Oct 28, 2015

He'll get us out of this.

Rossi19 · Oct 28, 2015

martial already done more than memphis in 20 seconds

Randall Flagg · Oct 28, 2015

Leroy The Red said:
Thank feck he's off, ranks up there with Bebe against Wolves in terms of worse individual performances from United players.

Sorry but it wasn't that bad

It was bad though

Rado_N · Oct 28, 2015

TitusCrumble said:
No we paid 27 odd plus 3 in add ons I think. According to the BBC at least.

That was Euros, he was £23m

Hernandez - BFA · Oct 28, 2015

Martial's hungry.

3KDré · Oct 28, 2015

Our salvation has arrived.

Man of Steel · Oct 28, 2015

If I was invisible and at the game, I would find this BEIN commentwatter and hit him really hard in and around the mouth with a common carp that had a minimum weight of 5 pounds.

dsch · Oct 28, 2015

One Night Only said:
I really hate our fans... you're talking about the same keeper who stepped up when De Gea was whining about wanting to go to Madrid and didn't want to play, Romero won us games. He makes one mistake and you overreact.

Wow, talk about massaging the facts. Romero has made at least one major mistake per game. He's not being criticised for one mistake. And the whole "stepping up" rhetoric ... :lol:

Florida Man · Oct 28, 2015

Don't think that's a pen. Ball played the hand.

Sunny Jim · Oct 28, 2015

I see im missing some good banter

Shamwow · Oct 28, 2015

Martial should tear them a new one.

UnitedinRed · Oct 28, 2015

Martial is on, technically 1-0 to us then

Kostur · Oct 28, 2015

Amethyst said:
People had them near me when I was at the Ipswich game in the previous round. Thought they were banned from UK stadiums, apparently not. fecking hate them.

Actually it fits this game perfectly well, all we're missing now is a woman with a beard and some clown other than Memphis.

An Irish Red · Oct 28, 2015

Our tactic should be to give the ball to Martial. Always. Even if the entire team is around him.

Dec9003 · Oct 28, 2015

Benny Hill theme should play through the speakers at the end of this one.

Amethyst · Oct 28, 2015

Martial instantly our best player within about a minute of coming on.

DomesticTadpole · Oct 28, 2015

Someone said:
Using the 3 subs early is risky considering this might be going to extra time.

Also Rooney in a penalty shootout with Mata and Herrera on the bench.

Moriarty · Oct 28, 2015

"Old Trafford full volume" says the commentator.

elnorte · Oct 28, 2015

Danny Mills sycophancy towards Rooney on 5 Live really is nauseating.

Aussie_Red_Devil · Oct 28, 2015

Thinkin i shouldn't have turned my stream off. Seems good for a laugh.

Shady · Oct 28, 2015

Kalas is a good player. Could have been useful for Chelsea.

Will Singh · Oct 28, 2015

Dump Rooney out wide and put Martial upfront and we win! Simple stuff....

Drifter · Oct 28, 2015

elnorte said:
Danny Mills sycophancy towards Rooney on 5 Live really is nauseating.

It's the only thing he likes about United.

Amethyst · Oct 28, 2015

Dec9003 said:
Benny Hill theme should play through the speakers at the end of this one.

Yes.

Shamwow · Oct 28, 2015

Dec9003 said:
Benny Hill theme should play through the speakers at the end of this one.

Put it on now, makes the game make more sense.

BarstoolProphet · Oct 28, 2015

Rooney protects our defense well now.

Ish · Oct 28, 2015

Had no idea Downing went back to Boro

Anustart89 · Oct 28, 2015

JUST feckING HIT IT WITH YOUR LEFT OH MY GOD

One Night Only · Oct 28, 2015

dsch said:
Wow, talk about massaging the facts. Romero has made at least one major mistake per game. He's not being criticised for one mistake. And the whole "stepping up" rhetoric ...

Yeah ok, whatever. No wonder I rarely visit the football forum.

Hellboy · Oct 28, 2015

Ronney's gash

.Rossi · Oct 28, 2015

Hernandez - BFA said:
Martial's hungry.

Yep. In fact he's playing for a sandwich

kouroux · Oct 28, 2015

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