Manchester United 0:0 Middlesbrough

BarstoolProphet · Oct 28, 2015

The Stain said:
..meanwhile; City are scoring for fun again.

Dortmund and Roma too.

Aussie_Red_Devil · Oct 28, 2015

Stopped watching, was bored shitless. Seemed like we were told to walk the ball into the goal and absolutely no shooting at all.

Adisa · Oct 28, 2015

The whole team is sloppy.

Mystry · Oct 28, 2015

Sylar said:
haha yeah, I bet it was cos of her top shes wearing today.

That was what drew my eyes first.

Mutter Merkel · Oct 28, 2015

DomesticTadpole said:
That bad are we?

Simply dreadful. It's like taking candy from a baby when it comes to the Middlesborough defence and our young forwards.

HabeasC · Oct 28, 2015

Memphis is 100% drunk at the minute

minoo-utd · Oct 28, 2015

Nothing new here we can't create anything. LVG is to blame.

Anustart89 · Oct 28, 2015

Well worked corner lads, well in. Won a throw!

Arytonblue · Oct 28, 2015

Rooney to belt one in from 35 yards and blitz Boro in the 2nd half before lifting his shirt to reveal a 'feck you Caftards' crudely drawn with a permanent marker on his chest before soundly decking some season ticket holder and fleeing Old Trafford for good.

Sylar · Oct 28, 2015

This BeIN commentator really hates us doesnt he? lol

DWelbz19 · Oct 28, 2015

Can we get Lord Smashley on

Lewis.no.9 · Oct 28, 2015

The Stain said:
..meanwhile; City are scoring for fun again.

and against a premier league team no less, compared to us making hard work of Middlesborough...................

SqueakyWeasel · Oct 28, 2015

Man of Steel said:
I'm watching my cat more than the match.

If I had a pussy I think I'd be playing with it too

UnitedinRed · Oct 28, 2015

HabeasC said:
Memphis is 100% drunk at the minute

*high

Stainz · Oct 28, 2015

Stupid short corners

Maxii · Oct 28, 2015

Aussie_Red_Devil said:
Stopped watching, was bored shitless. Seemed like we were told to walk the ball into the goal and absolutely no shooting at all.

Would you have left the stadium if you were there too?

Man of Steel · Oct 28, 2015

Why do cats just stare at the ceiling in the corner for ages? Maybe they can see the ghosts waiting to eat our souls as soon as we die.

Anustart89 · Oct 28, 2015

The Stain said:
..meanwhile; City are scoring for fun again.

Thank god the League Cup isn't won on goal difference in the early stages then, eh?

Bastian · Oct 28, 2015

What is the point of our short corners? We're not Barcelona.

Eddy_JukeZ · Oct 28, 2015

So selfish from Memphis there. Had Rooney wide open.

BarstoolProphet · Oct 28, 2015

Nearly a great goal by the two worst players on the pitch.

Raw · Oct 28, 2015

Almost a Robert Green there :lol:

spontaneus1 · Oct 28, 2015

Jesus, that spill.

Frank Grimes · Oct 28, 2015

Sylar said:
This BeIN commentator really hates us doesnt he? lol

Definite 'pool fan.

minoo-utd · Oct 28, 2015

Selfish.

bubbles_ · Oct 28, 2015

Why didn't he pass? Clown

Florida Man · Oct 28, 2015

Not too bad from Memphis and Rooney

dichinero · Oct 28, 2015

Fellaini, as predictable as ever!

Hernandez - BFA · Oct 28, 2015

Completely wrong decision. Rooney was through.

ivaldo · Oct 28, 2015

Lovely flick form memphis

mav_9me · Oct 28, 2015

If your wingers don't dribble well then you better have the full backs overlap. If not forget any creativity from wide.

Rednotdead · Oct 28, 2015

I'm not even watching the match and I can just see what's going on.

Another scintillating performance of Van Gaal's funeral-paced football.

Mutter Merkel · Oct 28, 2015

Shocking from Memphis. Should've passed that to Rooney. Foor goodness sake, get them off!

Dobba · Oct 28, 2015

This game was supposed to distract me from the fact I've got a dentist appointment first thing in the morning. Instead I'm considering ringing her up to see if she does house calls.

Ole's_toe_poke · Oct 28, 2015

Rooney and Memphis could form a ministry of shitness.

Shady · Oct 28, 2015

PASS THE feckING BALL MEMPHIS

Kostur · Oct 28, 2015

Bastian said:
What is the point of our short corners? We're not Barcelona.

Not really, they sing chants about us.

♪Shit Barcelona, you're just a shit Barcelona♪

Ballache · Oct 28, 2015

Should have passed it to Rooney so he can feck it up there.

bosnian_red · Oct 28, 2015

Just came in.. So how are we playing, who's doing well, who's been shit and all that?

ATXRedDevil · Oct 28, 2015

Good god. Memphis has Rooney wide open running in to the box and decides to shoot from outside. Unbelievable

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