Manchester United 0:0 Middlesbrough

LARulz · Oct 28, 2015

Kostur said:
Sadly not that episode I assume.

Haven't seen that in ages.

Can just imagine that LVG views us like that second commentator

An Irish Red · Oct 28, 2015

pauldyson1uk said:
One of the worst half of football ever from any team I have watched.

That half was the footballing equivalent of the boring priest in Father Ted.

Amethyst · Oct 28, 2015

I feel sorry for whoever has to find 'highlights' of that first 45 minutes for this half time show Bein Sport does. I think at one point the ball almost went near the goal, maybe that will suffice.

SirFergie · Oct 28, 2015

Unfortunately, I think we're seeing the consequences of starting 3 young players up front. Lack of composure, intelligence etc.

Godfather · Oct 28, 2015

SilentWitness said:
Nearly fell asleep.

I'm jealous. I wish I could but our performances angers me way too much. Holy crap...

CG1010 · Oct 28, 2015

kps88 said:
Rooney ran down the tunnel at HT and is now out warming up. Likely to come on.

Shit. Although if he subs off Memphis or Pereira then it won't be a problem as they have been as bad. We unforuntaly need Mata or Martial here.

pauldyson1uk · Oct 28, 2015

An Irish Red said:
That half was the footballing equivalent of the boring priest in Father Ted.

UnitedinRed · Oct 28, 2015

Moriarty said:
Not enough United fans there for a riot and most of the Boro scum are still stuck on the M60.

Boro dont have 10000 fans. It was a typo. Meant 1000.

Boros like a 3 times winner of the biggest shithole on the UK.

Bastian · Oct 28, 2015

SirFergie said:
Unfortunately, I think we're seeing the consequences of starting 3 young players up front. Lack of composure, intelligence etc.

The midfield has been pretty shite tbh.

DomesticTadpole · Oct 28, 2015

Kostur said:
Time to turn on the screen my friend

He's watching the 2008 game but hasn't realised yet.

SqueakyWeasel · Oct 28, 2015

nick2004 said:
City and pool are through.

Without wanting to spoil it for those that don't know the scores at the mo … think Liverpool might find a way to feck it up and sneak a draw

Kostur · Oct 28, 2015

SirFergie said:
Unfortunately, I think we're seeing the consequences of starting 3 young players up front. Lack of composure, intelligence etc.

Thankfully our Einstein is about to come on.

HeckneyNoodo · Oct 28, 2015

Mutter Merkel said:
They haven't created a single thing. What game are you watching? We haven't made a single chance. Every time we get in a good position we run into a blind alley of players/hit a wasteful cross. Sorry, this is the reality.

The through pass from Pereira that Wilson just barely failed to make a touch, the one two's with Fellaini leading to Wilson's only shot of the game.

RedTiger · Oct 28, 2015

Meller said:
Things I did during the 1st half that were more entertaining than the game: scratching my belly, at least twice. Said goodnight to the girlfriend. Lost my phone so had to look for it for about 10 seconds but thankfully I found it. Drank half a glass of water, I decided to save the other half for later.

Always have fresh water, better than leaving it sitting.
The match?...meh

Crumpsall Red · Oct 28, 2015

.Rossi said:
He better be fat, a woman, or both

Moriarty · Oct 28, 2015

SirFergie said:
Unfortunately, I think we're seeing the consequences of starting 3 young players up front. Lack of composure, intelligence etc.

It's Boro not City. They should be able to step up for these games.

simonhch · Oct 28, 2015

Came in for the negativity. Not leaving disappointed.

Shady · Oct 28, 2015

.Rossi said:
He better be fat, a woman, or both

A chubby woman. She's cute though. Just like Adele.

walkinhop · Oct 28, 2015

Kostur said:
Time to turn on the screen my friend

Doubt much will change

Moriarty · Oct 28, 2015

UnitedinRed said:
Boro dont have 10000 fans. It was a typo. Meant 1000.

Boros like a 3 times winner of the biggest shithole on the UK.

I hate the place. Ayresome Park was fecking awful.

Florida Man · Oct 28, 2015

Moriarty said:
Stick to 501s.

Best (affordable) jeans.

pauldyson1uk · Oct 28, 2015

bein sports half time team is dreadful

Mibabalou · Oct 28, 2015

Rado_N said:
I think all you need to do to get a pundit job on soccer in America is be English.

This is fairly accurate. Our League coverage is pretty good same with CL, but this is dreadful.

Bein is just dreadful, don't know what it's like in Europe, but here is really just a shell for the match.

Drifter · Oct 28, 2015

They're showing highlights?.

UnitedinRed · Oct 28, 2015

Amethyst said:
I feel sorry for whoever has to find 'highlights' of that first 45 minutes for this half time show Bein Sport does. I think at one point the ball almost went near the goal, maybe that will suffice.

Fellaini made a few Boro players look like Championship quality tbf. Messiesque like.

Rado_N · Oct 28, 2015

It actually reached the goalkeeper! HA HA HA HA HA!

Shut up asshat.

Dobba · Oct 28, 2015

Imagine being stuck on the motorway for hours to turn up for that first half.

Meller · Oct 28, 2015

RedTiger said:
Always have fresh water, better than leaving it sitting.
The match?...meh

I guess that means I have to get up in the middle of the second half to get fresh water and actually miss some of the game? Darn it.

Kostur · Oct 28, 2015

Drifter said:
They're showing highlights?.

Yup, Boro fans paying tribute to those workers with their phones.

Literally highlights.

geddit?

Moriarty · Oct 28, 2015

SaintTresano said:
Best (affordable) jeans.

I've actually got a pair I bought in SF in 1986 and they're still in great shape.

.Rossi · Oct 28, 2015

Shady said:
A chubby woman. She's cute though. Just like Adele.

Adele is an annoying oaf, who has nothing interesting to sing about or write about, unless some lad dumps her.

Good voice though

Sylar · Oct 28, 2015

Mystry said:
Who is the host on Bein Sports? I think I'm in love.

Terri Leigh?!

JPRouve · Oct 28, 2015

nick2004 said:
City and pool are through.

I watched 20mn of the Liverpool game, it wasn't entertaining.

Lu Tze · Oct 28, 2015

I would like to see a 4-4-2 with Wilson/Martial up top. Think they could work well together. Worth a go at least.

Di Maria's angel · Oct 28, 2015

Best part so far was the presenter on beIN USA. Need her to come to Sky.

UnitedinRed · Oct 28, 2015

Moriarty said:
I hate the place. Ayresome Park was fecking awful.

Does it really exist. I know people from Newcastle, Sunderland and Darlington, even Carlisle. I know of nobody from Middleborough.

Borys · Oct 28, 2015

walkinhop said:
Doubt much will change

What's that supposed to mean?

Maxii · Oct 28, 2015

Rado_N said:
It actually reached the goalkeeper! HA HA HA HA HA!

Shut up asshat.

Probably the worst half time analysis I've ever heard

Rado_N · Oct 28, 2015

This Bein channel almost makes ITV look good.

Almost.

Moriarty · Oct 28, 2015

UnitedinRed said:
Does it really exist. I know people from Newcastle, Sunderland and Darlington, even Carlisle. I know of nobody from Middleborough.

It exists. Barely.

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