Manchester United 1:1 Middlesbrough

Sparky_Hughes · Feb 4, 2022

Chairman Steve said:
I don’t give a shit if we win this whatever way. Ralf should be arranging 7am finishing session tomorrow morning.

7am to 7pm, and every time they miss they get whipped. fecking carthorses

Fortitude · Feb 4, 2022

Massive Spanner said:
Ronaldo looks like he's finally done and naturally we're the club where that happens.

A player of his age shouldn’t be doing hard yards in ET, so it’s not a good time to be judging him.

His stamina is clearly on the wane, however.

elnorte · Feb 4, 2022

KennyBurner said:
How are we going to save this club from number 7? He does nothing well.

He's a convenient distraction from the countless other issues. Take him out of the club now and they would all become apparent very quickly.

Red00012 · Feb 4, 2022

Boro on penos

here we go

No Idea For Nickname · Feb 4, 2022

Alemar said:
We need Mejbri on now, he is our only hope

How many subs are there?

darko · Feb 4, 2022

cj_sparky said:
Fred's looked alright since he come on. But that shot

It was his weaker foot.

GledTheRed · Feb 4, 2022

Take Ronaldo off ffs.

Bondi77 · Feb 4, 2022

Fred unleashes his shot and gets closer to the corner flag than the goal....Jesus wept!

Andycoleno9 · Feb 4, 2022

Martial'sEmergingSmile said:
Maguire's '20 slow motion touches before executing an overhit sideways pass to his centre-back partner' routine is the worst thing on this plaet.

Nah, watch McT. Every game; He takes the ball, sees open player on the flank. He doesn't pass, he literally goes with ball to that player and then makes 1m pass

ash_86 · Feb 4, 2022

Never can depend on Fred, can you? Which other team would pay 52m for him? Some of the deals that we have done over the years is just crazy

Random Task · Feb 4, 2022

Ian Wright is pissed, isn't he?

MonkeysMagic · Feb 4, 2022

We created chances at will when playing the ball forward quickly, but have reverted to overpassing and not moving. Result: tumescent football.

spiriticon · Feb 4, 2022

Really sad to say that this side has zero appetite for winning anything. Just turning up in a red kit is good enough for most of them.

Nicolarra90 · Feb 4, 2022

PoTMS said:
Who is the best finisher at this club now? Honestly, they're all equally shite.

Mc tominay

Sparky_Hughes · Feb 4, 2022

At least we don't have dave if it goes to pens

red4ever 79 · Feb 4, 2022

Ok so Varane injured, Sancho injured. Cavani's dog died, Lingard needs a rest

Who is left

Houdini · Feb 4, 2022

Fred

Delano · Feb 4, 2022

It's unreal this. Always been our bogey team.

Hughie77 · Feb 4, 2022

Can someone shut this commentators up. There doing my head in. Accidental hand ball bullshit. Pens coming up . And we're out. Through a bollocks rule and a bald unless ref

PoTMS · Feb 4, 2022

If we lose this one, I may start mentally checking out for the season. This club isn't serious.

always_hoping · Feb 4, 2022

Agree with Keane in the studio, character and leadership required from United to win this now.

wolvored · Feb 4, 2022

Elanga to score

calodo2003 · Feb 4, 2022

Did Bruno have a woman on his shin guards? :lol:

suheilsworld · Feb 4, 2022

Who are our penalty takers ? No way we win this on penalty - Ronaldo, Bruno, Mata

DomesticTadpole · Feb 4, 2022

Random Task said:
Ian Wright is pissed, isn't he?

How did he get a drink?

SER19 · Feb 4, 2022

Middlesbrough name all over this. Corrupt referee to boot

LilyWhiteSpur · Feb 4, 2022

calodo2003 said:
Who will be our five PK takers I wonder?

Ronny
Bruno
Shaw
……. No idea

Sparky_Hughes · Feb 4, 2022

red4ever 79 said:
Ok so Varane injured, Sancho injured. Cavani's dog died, Lingard needs a rest

Who is left

And Jones is available, cats lying with dogs...... its the end of days.

Redlyn · Feb 4, 2022

LilyWhiteSpur said:
Seems the goal met all the criteria.

Yep. The issue is the criteria.

TrustInJanuzaj · Feb 4, 2022

Ayoba said:
I agree, I think he would've been better upfront than ronaldo too, so we've lost a very good attacker. Plus Donny and Martial, we're actually very light in attack now. I have no idea how we're gonna get top 4

I’ll tell you right now we will be miles away from top four. Still playing poor and honestly I don’t fancy a single one of our attacking players.

Nick7 · Feb 4, 2022

That fecking goal gets worse and worse the more they show it. What a farce.

Ranchero · Feb 4, 2022

oreon said:
Why do we get the Brazilians who can't shoot i.e Fred, Anderson.
I want a Brazilian who can shoot.

We have another Kleberson

pablo__p · Feb 4, 2022

Random Task said:
He mostly watched it fly past at varying degrees of velocity. He did come very close once, to his credit. Fine margins.

Also almost threw it in (technically held it on hands for about 5 secs)

Alemar · Feb 4, 2022

No Idea For Nickname said:
How many subs are there?

5+1 for ET. So we can make a sub still

darko · Feb 4, 2022

prateik said:
I am convinced my weaker foot is better than Freds

I just wonder why so many players have at least one bad foot.

Ayoba · Feb 4, 2022

One Night Only said:
Ian Wright is a feckin moron. That is all.

Such a twat

lex talionis · Feb 4, 2022

Alemar said:
We need Mejbri on now, he is our only hope

Agreed. We need his energy and youthful arrogance, backed up by fantastic ability.

Neil_Buchanan · Feb 4, 2022

Had a feeling this would go to penalties in the first half when I noticed their goalkeeper seems like a bit of a cnut.

ForeverRed1 · Feb 4, 2022

Red00012 said:
Mata is who you’ve turned on after watching that ?

when and where did I turn on Mata? I love the guy but I didn’t see him touch the ball once at that point.

no turning on any player, thanks

Marzo · Feb 4, 2022

Goodne me I’m never going to get sleep now,
the way this is dragging out…..

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