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FA Premier League
Manchester United 2:0 Leicester City
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Sat, 26 August 2017 @ 5:30pm BST
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Discussion Your Lineup Prediction
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wish valencia could crossgoddamit valencia
Valencia does my head inValencia and his shinners are comicalMatić's been quiet in attack, must have strict instructions to stay back.Rashford needs to come on, Martial doesn't look threatening.Christ almighty, Valenciafrustrating as we've been so classy and dominant, but no rewardValencia and his bleeding shinbustersBaillyPogba's diagonal balls are fantastic.Valencia and his shin love affair.Valencia
Valencia is driving me up the wall with these fecking crossesvalencia cant cross to save his lifeValencia trying to cross through Leicester defenders time and time again.
It was great control. Good ball too. Come on United.Tony V driving me crazy todayI can't even describe how tired I am of Valencia's shin killers.Valencia WTF!!!!The Shin Killer has returned...At this rate, Fuchs is going to need ankle treatment.Valencia
What?Valencia smashing shins againTerrible crossing by BlindOur crossing has been awful
He will when Vardy could go on the rampage any minute.Can we get one decent ball in from the flanks, dearie me.Haven't got a stream for this one but listening to the commentary, it sounds like we've been great.Another relatively quiet first half from Mkhitaryan.We have to score before heads start droppingI like Valencia but he is the weak link right now. Lingard should take his place, all he needs to do is hug the touch line and cross the ball properly.Our full backs don't have any sort of final ball unfortunately.valencia is awful this halfHow many times has Valencia melted it off a Leicester players legs? Christ almighty mate. Having a bit of a stinker.We will probably lose tempo after ht, Leicester could have a chance
Great match, we look very convincingOliver just feck offBlind cannot cross.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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27%
Paul Pogba
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9%
Marcus Rashford
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7%
Eric Bailly
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6%
Nemanja Matic
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4%
Anthony Martial
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3%
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
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2%
Juan Mata
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2%
David de Gea
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1%
Marouane Fellaini
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1%
Antonio Valencia
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 703 ratings.
Score Predictions
939,12,26
- Man Utd win
- Leicester win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 28% Man Utd 3:1 Leicester
- 20% Man Utd 3:0 Leicester
- 18% Man Utd 2:0 Leicester
- 14% Man Utd 2:1 Leicester
- 10% Man Utd 4:0 Leicester
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Leicester
- 2% Man Utd 4:1 Leicester
- 2% Man Utd 3:2 Leicester
- 1% Man Utd 1:0 Leicester
- 1% Man Utd 1:1 Leicester
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Leicester
- 1% Man Utd 0:0 Leicester
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Leicester
- 0% Man Utd 1:2 Leicester
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Leicester
- 0% Man Utd 1:3 Leicester
- 0% Man Utd 0:1 Leicester
- 0% Man Utd 4:5 Leicester
- 0% Man Utd 0:2 Leicester
- 0% Man Utd 3:3 Leicester
- 0% Man Utd 5:2 Leicester
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Leicester
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Leicester
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Leicester
- Possession
- 69% 31%
- Shots
- 22 11
- Shots on Target
- 7 4
- Corners
- 9 3
- Fouls
- 8 7
Referee
Michael Oliver
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Marcus Rashford
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replaced by Marouane Fellaini
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replaced by Jesse Lingard
