Manchester United 1:0 FC Copenhagen

prateik · Oct 24, 2023

Don't Ajax want a new manager? Can we return ETH?

laughtersassassin · Oct 24, 2023

I'm a broken record but I'll say it again and again.

Worst United team I've seen post Ferguson. And it's not even close

Josep Dowling · Oct 24, 2023

Wednesday at Stoke said:
When was the last time a midfielder picked him out in stride?

When does he make runs? It works both ways. Most of the time he’s static on the left.

King Eric 7 · Oct 24, 2023

Onana, not again.

Mike Smalling · Oct 24, 2023

Imagine if it was enjoyable to watch United.

The Firestarter · Oct 24, 2023

He may be shit at keeping but he's great with legs.

Withnail · Oct 24, 2023

Andycoleno9 said:
When you spend 400 mil to create "ball playing team" and then you play like this. Sick.

It's the same old same old from the usual suspects.

Andycoleno9 · Oct 24, 2023

MyOnlySolskjaer said:
What has Rasmus done?

Seems to me that we are in that stage where players who show desire are getting praise. Rock bottom stage.

Jazz · Oct 24, 2023

What the feck was that from Onana?

Fortitude · Oct 24, 2023

Our midfielders don't move; only Hojlund makes any kind of motion to, or away from, the ball.

gaffs · Oct 24, 2023

90 + 5min said:
I know you don't like McTominay but right now, he is 10 times better player than Rashford, Antony and company.

Not a high bar.

girish · Oct 24, 2023

ROFLUTION said:
Amrabat really is Fiorentina level

Looks like a fish out of water here. He may be more of a system player. Sucks we don't have any sort of a system.

48 hours · Oct 24, 2023

How many times has Onana hit the ball out of play?

mu4c_20le · Oct 24, 2023

Onana jeered then?

Zora · Oct 24, 2023

Licha-Vidic said:
How much was this game? Paying money to watch this kind of football for more than 6 months is fecking horrible.

Good job you’re not paying a penny to watch it then, isn’t it?

Oranges038 · Oct 24, 2023

Referees performance has been good. Letting the game flow nicely.

MyOnlySolskjaer · Oct 24, 2023

Ladies and gentlemen our ball playing goalkeeper.

LordSpud · Oct 24, 2023

If it's true that Sir Jim is looking at the last few years finances to stop the misspending of money, then Ten Hag will be gone sooner than we think.

Reckon Potter will be coming in if Brexit Jim is at the helm.

Stadjer · Oct 24, 2023

Fortitude said:
Our players honestly look like they're strangers to one another.

Amrabat has the ball waiting for Dalot to run on into the open space; Dalot stands there, clueless and literally makes no movement forward until he realises he's supposed to go, by which time Amrabat is surrounded by 4 players, scrambles and loses the ball.

It is unbelievable.

Shows the knowledge of some people watching... blaming Amrabat because Dalot didnt run.

3KDré · Oct 24, 2023

Another anonymous game from Bruno.

crossy1686 · Oct 24, 2023

Fecking straight into touch

Walters_19_MuFc · Oct 24, 2023

I'll always support United, but fans are meant to be entertained. This is anything but entertaining, and has been the same shite since the season started.

Pickle85 · Oct 24, 2023

Feels like this could get ugly if it goes on like this. OT sounds as though patience is waning.

DavelinaJolie · Oct 24, 2023

There's just so little creativity and no real urgency to the play. It's tiring to watch.

frostbite · Oct 24, 2023

Daddy, is this playing from the back?

James35 · Oct 24, 2023

I’m so glad we got a keeper to improve on De Geas kicking.

United Hobbit · Oct 24, 2023

It needs the crowd to start to get after some of these, first time I've heard a bit of discontent after that pathetic goal kick from Onana

JimmyWils · Oct 24, 2023

Catt said:
Booo

Really wouldnt be surprised if they get it at half time. Would definitely be deserved.

Poor Bobby probably rolling in his grave.

90 + 5min · Oct 24, 2023

Fortitude said:
Our players honestly look like they're strangers to one another.

Amrabat has the ball waiting for Dalot to run on into the open space; Dalot stands there, clueless and literally makes no movement forward until he realises he's supposed to go, by which time Amrabat is surrounded by 4 players, scrambles and loses the ball.

It is unbelievable.

Agree. Just one of those moments that you wonder how players IQ is. You don't need to know somebody for years to know that you need to move into empty spaces.

Leftback99 · Oct 24, 2023

£400m to play with no midfield and no goalscorers.

philippexyz · Oct 24, 2023

Hannibal, Mount and Garnacho instead of McTominay, Bruno and Rashford and we might win this game.

crossy1686 · Oct 24, 2023

mu4c_20le said:
Onana jeered then?

Yeah for that disgusting kick out

buchansleftleg · Oct 24, 2023

We get an overlap...Rashford releases Regulion who bombs toward the touchline....Rashford...stands still and doesn't even walk towards the box.

This is the worst half of football I've ever seen from Rashford. Should be a lengthy spell on the subs bench after this performance.

Feel sorry for Hojlund...he's running his heart out and trying to link with other players but they are static or running backwards.

Amrabat and Hojlund are the only players that seem to have any heart and desire on that pitch.

Toblerone92 · Oct 24, 2023

klayton88 said:
More brutal than discos?

Yes they are truly deadly. Half a bag and your mouth is in bits.

Others worthy of a mention include Pipers Sweet Chilli and Scampi Fries.

Josep Dowling · Oct 24, 2023

laughtersassassin said:
I'm a broken record but I'll say it again and again.

Worst United team I've seen post Ferguson. And it's not even close

I couldn’t bare to watch Van Gaal’s United team in the end but this is very close to that.

mancan92 · Oct 24, 2023

No one can enjoy this crap. I can't believe people have paid 60+ pounds to be at the stadium

Giggsy’s left foot · Oct 24, 2023

Zero risk football. Everything is done safely.

Speako · Oct 24, 2023

48 hours said:
Smokey bacon monster munch were decent.

lovely. And flame grilled McCoys.

laughtersassassin · Oct 24, 2023

RedDevil@84 said:
Martial for Hojlund and Lindelof for Varane.

Hojlund the only player who deserves to stay on

stretford_oslo · Oct 24, 2023

This is just embarassing to watch.

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