Makes me think of big Ron calling a player lightening slow during commentary
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Manchester United 2:0 Everton
Old Trafford
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Makes me think of big Ron calling a player lightening slow during commentaryOur players trying to give us squeaky bum time for the last 15
DCL surely scoring soon
A couple of poor buys understates the catastrophe that the buys of Antony and Mount are. I do agree though that ETH is not a brilliant manager, but could it be said of the other managers currently in the conversation to succeed him are in fact brilliant managers? Probably not. Once you get past Pep and Klopp, and keys add Arteta now, who’s actually brilliant? Maybe Emery. Maybe some manager in Spain or Italy, but moving up from Spain or Italy to manage United is a massive leap. ETH has been dealt shit with player issues out of his control, but I agree he should have done better than he has.
Its fine for this team. Every game weve won of late the same posters come out with bullshit reasoning as to why the win is actually a loss.Appalling football on both sides and yet they are still playing better than us. Embarrassing and shocking stuff.I can't decide who's worse, us or them.
Luton with a game in hand. If they could win that game they'd only be 2 points (3 due to GD) behind. They're very much in the relegation scrap. Everton have only won once in 15 games in all comps.Garnacho wannabeWonder who’ll shit in Ashley’s mouth this time?
Given the position he usually takes up, it’s probably safer for him to try a Hail Mary pass rather than a five yarder, as it will at least clear the ball out of the danger area rather than setting up an Everton attack
Clearly them
They gave two penalties away.This is dreadful. We can't get out of our own half.
Antony I'll give you, but lumping in Mount with him is just silly and discredits you
I suppose someone has to oppose the we'd be dominant without injuries implications you make - that are verifiably false - and controlled agenda you peddle. Not that I have been particularly vocal about this game by the way, I posted commentary from NBC half-time analysis, it seemingly got your persecution complex in overdrive
Ahh, thanks. Looks like he’s gearing up for SLOW HORSES. He’s been watching them for 90minsYou ain't no Garnacho
How are we playing like this?Amrabat for Mainoo
Imhotep
Why is being boring and playing rubbish football suddenly acceptable when we have a few injuries? This never used to be a thing before Ten HagUnited's defending is awful but Everton attackers manage to be even worse. It's actually impressive.
Garnacho should have sealed it half an hour ago but it won't matter anyway.Last edited:Ashley young is older (albeit, only 3 months) than Rooney?!?!Mainoo didn't have his best game. His form has dipped a bit, but that's understandable.
We shouldn't be relying on him so much already.Oh great.. Amrabat. How depressing.
Imhotepppp
Ashley OldAshley young is older (albeit, only 3 months) than Rooney?!?!
We cannot even pass the ball properly.
This team maaan
Where would Mount start today were he fit?
It might very well be the starting midfield but the way Casemiro is passing today, it isnt going to be a dominant midfield performance. Bruno his passing isnt really suited to dominating either. McT just isnt good enough. I dont think this midfield is suited to dominate teams and is also a midfield that needs all the help from Shaw and Martinez to have some midfield control.Sad to think that 70,000 fans have paid good money to watch such a poor game.
If we get the three points, no huge worries. We know we're still at the beginning of a process of stopping the rot which has plagued us for over a decade, while dealing with key injuries. But you can't expect people to be happy watching us huff and puff in such an open game against, let's be real, a poor Everton side.United really are an awful watch, we concede the ball and look to play long ball counter attack, our midfield is far too easy to play through,, ETH football is just not for us, it’s truly awful and this may be the reason most of the squad are not having him, wining awful is like losing playing well!
Two words best describes United right now ;
Joyless SoulessMy word what an incredibly dull 2nd halfLove Rooney but it’s like pushing a soundboard with him as a pundit.Can’t wait for Hojlund to return. Our front 3 started to function so much better with him.Ashley young is older (albeit, only 3 months) than Rooney?!?!
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Compiled from 188 ratings.
Score Predictions
128,12,29
- Man Utd win
- Everton win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 27% Man Utd 2:0 Everton
- 25% Man Utd 2:1 Everton
- 10% Man Utd 1:1 Everton
- 8% Man Utd 3:0 Everton
- 8% Man Utd 3:1 Everton
- 7% Man Utd 1:0 Everton
- 4% Man Utd 1:2 Everton
- 3% Man Utd 0:0 Everton
- 3% Man Utd 2:2 Everton
- 2% Man Utd 0:2 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 3:3 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 4:0 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 4:9 Everton
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Everton
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Everton
- Possession
- 51% 49%
- Shots
- 15 23
- Shots on Target
- 8 6
- Corners
- 5 8
- Fouls
- 13 11
Referee
Simon Hooper
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Willy Kambwala
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replaced by Sofyan Amrabat
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replaced by Antony
