Holy fecking shitballs, Dave and Mike 
Champions League Group B
Manchester United 1:0 CSKA Moscow
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Tue, 3 November 2015 @ 7:45pm GMT
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I've missed most of the second half. How've we played? Any good?
WHAT a fecking BLOCK!Good lord.Mike Feckin' Smalling!!
and DDG <3Please have my babies MikeHow wasn't that a goal!? Young
Feck SmallingSaid in another thread, if Smalling and Degea werent in ridiculous form all season, we'd be in the bottom half of the table.fecking great, both of them.Save! And Smalling!
Mata have been alot worse than Rooney today.BRICK feckING WALLING.
Because he missed a fecking 10000000% chance, he does that every fecking game, he's fecking useless and everybody is tired with him. Unsubable useless sack of shit he is.De gea fantastic
Smalling even betterYoung diving in the wrong endBloody hell Memphis.Ashely Young having a very fine performance. I admire all he has contributed today. He plays hard for us.Chris smalling Balon'dor?All you can do is laugh.This is going to be Akinfeev's first cleansheet in Europe since 2006.
First time we've failed to score in 4 consecutive games since 1992.
And if CSKA don't score, the first time we would have played four consecutive 0-0s.Well in Mike - saved our bacon.We are a fecking parody. What have we spent the money on?Young slipping, dear godSmalling's a fecking heroMike&Dave saving our asses. What a rescue team!Love Mike de GeaWell in Captain ChrisSmalling > *All our possession and they had the best chance.Holy mother of feck.
AshleyThank you Smalling.Nearly a smash and grab.I just dont understand this set up at all. It makes absolutely no fecking sense.
Passing the ball around 40 yards from goal, side to side. Rooney and Fellaini standing on defenders' shoulders doing absolutely feck all, basically like playing with 9 men.
Ball might eventually come in to Depay or Lingard in a decent position but neither of them can cross for shit. So what's the point?Blind with a brainfart. Thank god for Smalling.If we can't score tonight then we're not scoring against West Brom on Saturday, they will be even more negative than CSKANice cross from Memphis...Jesus H. Christ.De Gea just caught the ball outside the area!We're great.Heart stoppedThat slip by Young
I nearly shat- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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29%
Jesse Lingard
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8%
Wayne Rooney
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7%
Michael Carrick
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5%
Marcos Rojo
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5%
David de Gea
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3%
Ashley Young
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3%
Bastian Schweinsteiger
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2%
Daley Blind
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 676 ratings.
Score Predictions
539,32,122
- Man Utd win
- Moscow win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 28% Man Utd 2:0 Moscow
- 22% Man Utd 1:0 Moscow
- 15% Man Utd 0:0 Moscow
- 11% Man Utd 2:1 Moscow
- 9% Man Utd 3:0 Moscow
- 3% Man Utd 3:1 Moscow
- 2% Man Utd 1:1 Moscow
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Moscow
- 2% Man Utd 0:1 Moscow
- 1% Man Utd 0:2 Moscow
- 1% Man Utd 4:0 Moscow
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Moscow
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Moscow
- 0% Man Utd 1:2 Moscow
- 0% Man Utd 0:3 Moscow
- 0% Man Utd 0:5 Moscow
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Moscow
- 0% Man Utd 5:5 Moscow
- 0% Man Utd 1:3 Moscow
- 0% Man Utd 1:5 Moscow
- 0% Man Utd 2:2 Moscow
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Moscow
- Possession
- 69% 31%
- Shots
- 15 5
- Shots on Target
- 5 3
- Corners
- 10 2
- Fouls
- 13 11
Referee
Szymon Marciniak
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Memphis Depay
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replaced by Ander Herrera
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replaced by Marouane Fellaini
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