Manchester United 1:3 Crystal Palace

bosnian_red · Sep 19, 2020

We have Bruno but are using Shaw to take the corner...

FrankDrebin · Sep 19, 2020

Mentally fragile bunch this team.

2 man midfield · Sep 19, 2020

Andre Kagawa said:
What is the point of Dan James, honestly?!

I like him off the left, in a game with space. He’s absolutely not the player we need today. In fact, a home game where we trail against a relegation level team is probably the game he’s least suited for.

FootyGirl88 · Sep 19, 2020

This awful stuff

Random Task · Sep 19, 2020

Imagine being that undecided as a 4th official. It was never a penalty.

Davìd Moyéz · Sep 19, 2020

Opening day and a right hand side of Fosu-Mensah and James. Gonna be a long season...

Rajat Jain · Sep 19, 2020

Just dribble one inside the box, get a soft penalty. My prediction on how we will score a goal today.

AJ Bullet · Sep 19, 2020

We never get penalties

Sayros · Sep 19, 2020

Can't keep getting bailed out by penalties, this team needs to win it on the open field more than they have end of last season.

Schmeichel's Cartwheel · Sep 19, 2020

That was a pen but the media driven reputation of us getting soft pens influenced the VAR ref

peridigm · Sep 19, 2020

MaxiPaxi said:
yessss corner

You alright?

JPRouve · Sep 19, 2020

Adisa said:
Just got home. Should I bother watching this guys?

You are too emotional for that kind of stuff. Stay away.

sdb4884 · Sep 19, 2020

dreadful

dwd · Sep 19, 2020

Rashford has been shite since Feb

Ranchero · Sep 19, 2020

And the Adidas slogan comes up "Fast Is Too Slow". I think the truth for United here is "Slow is too Fast"

The Firestarter · Sep 19, 2020

Didnt expect a great start but this is just depressing.

lsd · Sep 19, 2020

Martial is not a centre forward

NJM78 · Sep 19, 2020

M Bison said:
It’s the fact that you wrote in the match day thread criticising them, and not the other players in the team who are playing worse that threw me.

Ok that is fair enough regarding thread. My point still stands about them. Yes others have been hopeless.

Heinzesight · Sep 19, 2020

Man we look average. Rashford, Pogba, James all useless for pretty much the entire half.

christinaa · Sep 19, 2020

Adam-Utd said:
Gary NEVerapenILLE

Gary Always tries to 'seem' neutral not like all those Liverpool pundits.

Leg-End · Sep 19, 2020

What a stale fart of a team this is

pratyush_utd · Sep 19, 2020

We can't win first ball and don't even bother for 2nd balls ..

Reality is we are a mediocre team with good attack

PoTMS · Sep 19, 2020

We will struggle to finish top 4. Chelsea, Arsenal and Everton all look better than us. Luckily, Spurs just look as shit.

Annihilate Now! · Sep 19, 2020

Why did we take last week off, honestly one of the dumbest decisions I can recall. Should of just told the FA we didn't need an extra week.

cyberman · Sep 19, 2020

Im guessing his boot came off on its own accord

Litch · Sep 19, 2020

Freestyle football with the hope that Bruno et al come up with something. How long for a goal in open play?

SAFMUTD · Sep 19, 2020

our attack looks completely improvised, no system at all. We rely entirely on our attackers creativity, poor coaching from Ole.

leontas · Sep 19, 2020

Need to bring on AWB and Greenwood. We have no right side at the moment

mav_9me · Sep 19, 2020

Sloppy would be a compliment to how we have played so far.

48 hours · Sep 19, 2020

How did Shaw fail to keep that in?

Idxomer · Sep 19, 2020

Our players look drunk.

space · Sep 19, 2020

Awful

bsCallout · Sep 19, 2020

Match day thread is a cesspit. Grumpy old men and people that just want to moan about players they dont like.

Out.

Salus Populi Suprema Lex · Sep 19, 2020

I was hoping to last beyond matchday one before putting my foot through the telly. Suppose I'd better take out the credit card.

edgecutter · Sep 19, 2020

We need far more than Sancho

Jake · Sep 19, 2020

I had a £5 bet this morning. Cash out was £180 with just united left to play to win £400 - thought I’d just let it ride.

not a great decision

GifLord · Sep 19, 2020

Fecking hell this team doesn't look match fit at all

T00lsh3d · Sep 19, 2020

Adam-Utd said:
Gary NEVerapenILLE

So Gary never rapes? Good

BlahRules · Sep 19, 2020

TFM and Martial losing the ball when no Crystal Place was not near them. FfS

mitchmouse · Sep 19, 2020

At this rate, Werner will score more goals than our entire team come Christmas

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