Jesus Christ we're fecking shite
FA Premier League
Manchester United 4:0 Chelsea
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Sun, 11 August 2019 @ 4:30pm BST
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Pogba bitches..... making it happen!!!!James doing a lampard..woohoooI think James is happy with that. Well done ladJamessi.
Getting destroyedJaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeessssssReally happy for James, great kidYES. Happy for him!My dream has come true!! Capped off indeed with a new signing goal!!!!Brilliant, delighted for the lad.Lampard you fat twat
, he has absolutely no business being a manager in the PL.James' old man gets the assist there.James!!Bullet bullet! Fecking get in!
from the doom and gloom in the first half to this, yeah id say you missed a belter
Yeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss get in James you beautiful lad!!!This will mean a lot to him, no doubt.I feel like I'm in the fecking twilight zone !I am going to fecking love James.I thought he was only Championship level?
This is precisely why our 'fans' need to lay off him.Absolutely brilliantOh boi so glad for the kid, get in!Pogba haters on suicide watch now. Loving itThought at first he messed up his chance!!tell you what: pass out of defence from Scotty to pogba was excellent. finish was a little luckier than i first thought2 Pogba assists..JAMES!!!!!!Pogba is lazy and downed tools... right?I am absolutely delighted for him!!!!James celebrating that goal...you could tell he was feeling the passion for his dad too. Choked me a bit ffsOn target. its his.
Great moment. Lovely celebration.. Everyone got involvedhahahahahaha what the feck is this second half
Glorious counter-attacking.We're killing them.Could go top of the league at this rate with Chelsea as our first gameWell done by Pogba againI wanted Pogba subbed
I thought we were awful and not finishing in the top 4!James with a goal Our counter attacks have been deadly today.Nice one, great debut goal for the wee man.C’mon. We need two more.We want 5, we want 5, we want 5!above liverpool at moment ha ha
Great success!!Greenwood now.. bring him on.
This!! Ecstatic!!!!The least 4-0 4-0 in the history of football.Pogba man of the matchFair fecks our breaks second half have been beauties.Brilliant from Pogba
ChelseaWhen James came on I said to my housemate I hope he gets a goal. Go on lad- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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19%
Aaron Wan-Bissaka
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16%
Marcus Rashford
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8%
Paul Pogba
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3%
Victor Lindelof
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1%
Anthony Martial
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1%
Scott McTominay
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1%
David de Gea
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
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Compiled from 901 ratings.
Score Predictions
658,101,188
- Man Utd win
- Chelsea win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 23% Man Utd 2:0 Chelsea
- 21% Man Utd 2:1 Chelsea
- 13% Man Utd 1:1 Chelsea
- 9% Man Utd 3:1 Chelsea
- 7% Man Utd 1:0 Chelsea
- 6% Man Utd 3:0 Chelsea
- 4% Man Utd 1:2 Chelsea
- 4% Man Utd 0:0 Chelsea
- 3% Man Utd 2:2 Chelsea
- 2% Man Utd 0:2 Chelsea
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Chelsea
- 1% Man Utd 0:1 Chelsea
- 1% Man Utd 0:5 Chelsea
- 1% Man Utd 0:3 Chelsea
- 1% Man Utd 4:0 Chelsea
- 1% Man Utd 1:3 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 1:4 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 3:2 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 5:3 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 1:5 Chelsea
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Chelsea
- Possession
- 46% 54%
- Shots
- 11 18
- Shots on Target
- 5 7
- Corners
- 3 5
- Fouls
- 15 13
Referee
Anthony Taylor
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Juan Mata
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replaced by Daniel James
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replaced by Mason Greenwood
