The feck!? Nothing! freaken hell!
FA Premier League
Manchester United 4:0 Chelsea
Old Trafford
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- Sun, 11 August 2019 @ 4:30pm BST
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VAR for that
Wan Bissaka will be the best signing we made in years.
Pogba not up for it.
Rashford awful so far.
Martial has been underwhelming too.37 min
Half chance for Barkley as he shoots from range and he strikes it well, just wide of De Gea's left post.
This is the scrap for 5th I reckon.
And he intercepted the pass in the first place.This is two not very good teams but exciting to watch.No freekick for the hack on Pogba?37 min
Now Pedro has a go from distance but it's easy for De Gea.Our VAR has a sexy voice
First 15 minutes were dire but we've been good since the goal.feck VARZouma is so clumsy
For the suppose to be freekick, which they didn't award either.Hahaha why are they looking at VAR for that...
Yes - we’ve dodged the bullet a few times. Can’t keep missing - we need another goal as a cushion
No difference in past seasons. It’s what he does.Chelsea taking shotsRef letting chelsea get away with murderThe defence looks solid but the midfield is pub standard. No shock there.Didn't VAR look for a foul on Pogba? Foot goes straight through him.
Dribbling and shooting the same way. No variety whatsoever, that's the thing that will prevent him from reaching another level.Come on boys turn up the heat.Dirty bastards aren't they?End to end stuff so far. Neither team can handle the other team pressing. Both teams look really toothless in the final third.Allowing Chelsea far too many efforts on goalAWB took me by complete surprise. Imperious.
He's been sloppy but he hasnt downed tools at all. Hes made interceptions and you people are just negative whiners38 min
Yellow card for Chelsea
First booking of the day for Kurt Zouma after a lunging challenge on Pereira.VAR v English refs. Even technology cannot save these absolute clowns.Zouma is a calamity.
Re Rashford, Kane had done far less for Spurs by this point yesterday than score a goal, and he won them the match.Martial now on the right.
He just needs a good talking to during the break. If we can just hang on to HT, we normally step up intensity. It is the first game of the season.Zouma is monumentally shit.. Where is Rudiger? and who is the other option.. surely Zouma cant be 3rd choice?Visiting mum in hospital so missing the game. Sounds like Spider-Man is smashing it.The Spider has been worth every penny in every match he's played for us so far,50m will look like a bagain in a yearCouldn't wait to blow the whistle as soon as Pereira touched the ball. Taylor hates us.All those doubting £50m for AWB, I hope you’re watching this. We’ve got the best RB in the league."Clumsy" they call Zouma - he's a dirty cnut.We bought him for his head and he hasnt even touched the ball with it yetPereira is an idiot. Where was he going with the ball?
You dont want to know. Just think of the end of last season and you'll know.
Really? I think it's 5.so far: perriera not good enough, Martial not good enough, Rashford so far not good enough, Pogba no where near fecking good enoughNot sure about rotating the forwards' positions at this point - joy was being had when the ball broke to them, why not just keep them there for the moment?Pogba doesnt fir how we play I'm sorry. We're trying to play quick pass and move football but he wants to do roulettes and other tricks on the ball before he releases the ball. It just doesn't help us at all.Our midfield is like butter against a hot knife. Chelsea are crap, good teams will take advantage.Pogba will get pelters but he’s done a lot of good in this game.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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19%
Aaron Wan-Bissaka
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16%
Marcus Rashford
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8%
Paul Pogba
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3%
Victor Lindelof
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1%
Anthony Martial
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1%
Scott McTominay
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1%
David de Gea
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 901 ratings.
Score Predictions
658,101,188
- Man Utd win
- Chelsea win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 23% Man Utd 2:0 Chelsea
- 21% Man Utd 2:1 Chelsea
- 13% Man Utd 1:1 Chelsea
- 9% Man Utd 3:1 Chelsea
- 7% Man Utd 1:0 Chelsea
- 6% Man Utd 3:0 Chelsea
- 4% Man Utd 1:2 Chelsea
- 4% Man Utd 0:0 Chelsea
- 3% Man Utd 2:2 Chelsea
- 2% Man Utd 0:2 Chelsea
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Chelsea
- 1% Man Utd 0:1 Chelsea
- 1% Man Utd 0:5 Chelsea
- 1% Man Utd 0:3 Chelsea
- 1% Man Utd 4:0 Chelsea
- 1% Man Utd 1:3 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 1:4 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 3:2 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 5:3 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 1:5 Chelsea
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Chelsea
- Possession
- 46% 54%
- Shots
- 11 18
- Shots on Target
- 5 7
- Corners
- 3 5
- Fouls
- 15 13
Referee
Anthony Taylor
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Daniel James
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replaced by Mason Greenwood
