A story of 2 fat overweight lazy strikers
FA Premier League
Manchester United 1:1 Chelsea
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Sun, 28 April 2019 @ 4:30pm BST
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Discussion Your Lineup Prediction
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Rom versus Higuain. The battle of the slow fat fecks.Just feck thisfeck off Lukaku, so fecking stupidWhy do we start to play with 10 mins left after a half with zombie football?!Players not happy with Lukaku.Keeper would have dived and saved it if Pedro wasn't on the line ready to clearfecking hell Lukaku you offside cnut!!!
How dare you.The offsides brothers. Hig and RomSomebody explain the offside rule to Lukaku for the love of god!
Not when he lives offside. He's been fecking awful. Even whilst offside he didn't look like taking his chances.Higuain reminds me of Sanchez. Expired.Basic stuff you fat uselss cnut.Why isn't Lukaku trying to get his head onto Rojo's header?These cnuts aint scoringWe do not deserve top 4, DDG does not deserve a better contract.Higuain was born offsideHiguain and Lukaku trying to outdo each other.Chelsea came for the point and it looks like they're going to get it
We don't look like scoring.Rom's positional play is rubbish. Constantly caught offside, no striker's instinct whatsoeverA game of off sidesLukaku is a terrible footballer
How lazy was Lukaku in that first half that he bossed?fecking lumpkaku, another offside.Lukaku should have tried to change the direction of that Rojo header. Would've gone in. What a beta striker he has become. No hunger whatsoever.Get onside you fecking lazy cnutAn alert striker would have got his head to that Rojo effort not watch it go by like big Rom.Draw would be the worst result. Keeps our hopes up meaning we don't play the youngsters.Higuain and Lukaku appear to be permanently offside.Ole looks clueless on what do with this squad.Lukaku is a melt.Atkinson you fecking cnutIt's going to end a drawRef is an absolute joke.United fans:
Attack! Attack! Attack!
United players:Its Higuain v Lukaku for the offside Crown so far
He’s completely undone it this halfLuke really needs to lose a bit of weight
Tbh he's been good today imoJust go for it now, 2nd half just useless no desire but mctominay showed great desire on that run.Have we got time for a few two footed challenges?- Status
no chanceMan of the Match
Runners-up
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23%
Luke Shaw
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19%
Juan Mata
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8%
Romelu Lukaku
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8%
Victor Lindelof
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5%
Paul Pogba
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4%
David de Gea
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3%
Scott McTominay
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2%
Eric Bailly
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2%
Nemanja Matic
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1%
Marcos Rojo
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 362 ratings.
Score Predictions
264,104,58
- Man Utd win
- Chelsea win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 24% Man Utd 2:1 Chelsea
- 15% Man Utd 2:0 Chelsea
- 10% Man Utd 1:0 Chelsea
- 8% Man Utd 1:1 Chelsea
- 8% Man Utd 0:2 Chelsea
- 6% Man Utd 1:2 Chelsea
- 5% Man Utd 3:1 Chelsea
- 4% Man Utd 0:0 Chelsea
- 4% Man Utd 0:1 Chelsea
- 3% Man Utd 5:0 Chelsea
- 3% Man Utd 3:0 Chelsea
- 2% Man Utd 0:3 Chelsea
- 2% Man Utd 1:3 Chelsea
- 2% Man Utd 0:5 Chelsea
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Chelsea
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Chelsea
- 1% Man Utd 4:0 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 5:2 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 5:5 Chelsea
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Chelsea
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Chelsea
- Possession
- 52% 48%
- Shots
- 7 16
- Shots on Target
- 5 3
- Corners
- 6 6
- Fouls
- 9 14
Referee
Martin Atkinson
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Marcos Rojo
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replaced by Scott McTominay
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replaced by Alexis Sanchez
