Manchester United 2:1 Chelsea

Erics_Collar · Feb 25, 2018

Can someone accuse Chris Smalling of something nefarious? Just say he touched you inappropriately in a club or something. Any allegation that gets him dropped for a few weeks until it's investigated. I'll pay Bitcoin.

sunama · Feb 25, 2018

McGrathsipan said:
I hope we lose 5 nil.
And again next week and again against Liverpool.

Whatever it takes to get mourinho sacked.

Sack Moyes.
Sack LVG.
Sack Mouinho.
Whose next on your sacking list?

Esquire · Feb 25, 2018

pseudo_canadian said:
It was Smalling casually strolling back on that play.

Smalling is being schooled by Morata. Needs to stop falling on his as$.

diplomat · Feb 25, 2018

rpitroda said:
you’re on some serious delay

I was 3 minutes behind, now only 1 and a half.

crossy1686 · Feb 25, 2018

rpitroda said:
I thought Matic started this game well. But has dropped off.

That ball to Pogba then was stupid and unnecessary.

Smores · Feb 25, 2018

We really do have some cesspit fans on here

Barnslig · Feb 25, 2018

The sooner that diving cnut Hazard leaves for Real the better

mitchmouse · Feb 25, 2018

would have like to have gary nev as the pundit on this game (presume he's at wembley), to hear what he had to say about us and our defence

Yagami · Feb 25, 2018

Kevin said:
I am watching on dutch tv and not listening to whatever he says. I believe DdG should have saved it.

He should have, but McTominay failing to track Willian was the big problem. Too easy to get into a 1v1 position.

Garethw · Feb 25, 2018

Fridge chutney said:
Willian is excellent.

We could really do with someone like him on our right side.

AndyJ1985 · Feb 25, 2018

Fridge chutney said:
Willian is excellent.

It's hilarious that when we were linked with him in the summer so many people turned their noses up at him.

Phil · Feb 25, 2018

Kaos said:
Willian been made to look like Messi out there.

He looked more like Messi than Messi during the week tbf

kouroux · Feb 25, 2018

Come on Sanchez

Toad · Feb 25, 2018

Commentator: “Drinkwater”

Mrs: “Drink water? That’s a weird thing for him to say!”

BringNaniBack · Feb 25, 2018

jungledrums said:
You can’t be pleased that we’ve equalised against Chelsea? Christ.

Pleased for the team we've scored. Not pleased that we have a woeful striker in Lukaku and the odd goal like this means he keeps his place in the team. The guy is truly awful of football and i'm fed up of watching him.

mav_9me · Feb 25, 2018

What we are doing when Chelsea have the ball is nothing short of criminal. We do not have a clue as to what to do. To press or to stand back. Just absolutely no clue.

Random Task · Feb 25, 2018

Why do we keep giving Chelsea so many free kicks around our box.. We're asking for trouble with Willian ready to take them

Kevin · Feb 25, 2018

NotoriousISSY said:
That Martial. He’s such a piece of shit creating chances at a frightening rate. He can feck off to PSG for all I care.

There is 15 percent of the caf thinking just that.

LeftyBlaster · Feb 25, 2018

Is it just me or is Pogba ignoring Sanchez this game?

ash_86 · Feb 25, 2018

Fecking Matic doesn't go for easy passes and in turns gives the ball away

Feed Me · Feb 25, 2018

Anustart89 said:
Well, of course it is, but if you're not entertained enough to cheer the team on, why are you even spending your hard-earned money? Why is entertainment a pre-requisite to cheer the team on? If that were the case, why do teams around the bottom of the leagues even have supporters?

Would you spend £40 a week to get a random movie selected for you at the cinema, knowing that 90% of movies don't entertain you? I'd probably stop giving them my money at that point.

You’re watching this performance and your first thought is to criticise the fans for being quiet.

LLMU · Feb 25, 2018

Young is having a nightmare. No point having a right footer who would cut inside as left back.

kouroux · Feb 25, 2018

Cheesy said:
He's looked out of his depth.

He should be keep it simple. Just pass it

mitchmouse · Feb 25, 2018

Smores said:
We really do have some cesspit fans on here

or realists, who don't let red-tinted glasses obscure the truth

R'hllor · Feb 25, 2018

Young just... go home.

pseudo_canadian · Feb 25, 2018

Slevs said:
Sanchez needs to have a word with Mourinho, I think Pogba is genuinely avoiding passing him the ball when the option is there.

I've noticed that, too.

JinnerJamie · Feb 25, 2018

Bring on the Jesse in the second.

Dobba · Feb 25, 2018

"It wasn't a thing of beauty"

If Arsenal had scored our equaliser Alan Smith would have had his cock out.

Slevs · Feb 25, 2018

mitchmouse said:
nope. ddg also to blame and he knows it

Nah, he needs to cover his left, his right, top sides. There's no way he knows the ball is coming relatively at him.

Bojan11 · Feb 25, 2018

feck off Morata you girl.

paulscholes18 · Feb 25, 2018

Toad said:
Commentator: “Drinkwater”

Mrs: “Drink water? That’s a weird thing for him to say!”

lawliet354 · Feb 25, 2018

Man, both our fullbacks are really useless in attack

bosnian_red · Feb 25, 2018

Lol Morata is such a pussy

McGrathsipan · Feb 25, 2018

sunama said:
Sack Moyes.
Sack LVG.
Sack Mouinho.
Whose next on your sacking list?

You are.

Android1974 · Feb 25, 2018

christinaa said:
If we played different tactics we would surely beat Chelsea

It's always the one we aren't playing that will work, isn't it?

Litch · Feb 25, 2018

kouroux said:
McTominay with many pointless touches

Honestly if he was 5' 9, he'd be no where near this team...

Rado_N · Feb 25, 2018

Morata is such a little bitch.

Esquire · Feb 25, 2018

Kevin said:
I am watching on dutch tv and not listening to whatever he says. I believe DdG should have saved it.

That ball was a laser beam close range... hard to blame DDG.

Pogba’s pathetic attempt at a header at the other end vs. Moses started the counter attack.

Kapardin · Feb 25, 2018

BringNaniBack said:
Pleased for the team we've scored. Not pleased that we have a woeful striker in Lukaku and the odd goal likes this means he keeps his place in the team. The guy is truly awful of football and i'm fed up of watching him.

Lukaku is certainly not elite, but at the moment he is the least of our problems. Chelsea have an ineffectual striker as well, but their movement is much better and they look more confident in front of goal.

Coach the others first, then worry about Lukaku.

Kostur · Feb 25, 2018

Look at this pathetic Morata wanker.

spenzo · Feb 25, 2018

Escobar said:
Lukaku really is not the problem of this team, never has. Its clear we can't utilize him properly, just look at our general play

Exactly! Don't understand the hate he gets on here at all, could do better but he's far from the problem or even a problem.

crossy1686 · Feb 25, 2018

krazyrobus said:
I love people blaming ddg. This was a shot closer than a fecking penalty. If a keeper saves that, it's a fecking bonus.

No one's blaming anyone, especially after his heroics last week, but when a goalkeeper gets beat at his near post it's generally because he got his positioning wrong.

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