Fu*king shambles, laughing stock of world football
FA Premier League
Manchester United 1:3 Brighton & Hove Albion
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Sat, 16 September 2023 @ 3:00pm BST
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Discussion Your Lineup Prediction
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Thoroughly outclassedThis team doesn’t give a sh*t.
If I was him I'd walk. Clubs a mess.
This is Man Utd. I expect few threads today about caring for Martial's/Hojlund's mental health. "Oh, how he will take the boos. Poor lad. "Another cut back to a umarked man and another goalAnd that's another game I've turned off early already this season. May be easier to not even turn it on anymore.Feck meThat Dortmund season where they flirted with relegation under klopp, they did quite well in the CL. Maybe maybe....Sack the board sack the board sack the...oh what? The owners ARE the board? Oh...oh dear.
Of course not ffs, real world doesn't function like drama queens on Red Cafe forum.
This season gonna not be good for any of our healthsThey are scoring on every shot
They're all the right manager until they actually arrive here. Something else is wrong.
called it
The most predictable result of the weekend.0-3.
Progress!Onana is fecking terribleCome on lads, it’s only been 3 games. There’s no signs we’re going to be shit all season…I really don't understand this team anymore. Thought ETH has us in the right direction, but now it's more of the same old sht
Yeah, look what happens when the winger gets his fecking head up and looks for a pass...Had to be a Hojlund injury. I actually think we’d be fighting for premier league survival never mind too 4 if the injuries continue and ETH clueless over how to adapt the squadOnana know he can catch them?Onana can't save shit.Onana was poor there.This feels like a momentous defeatYeah, we can't defend for shit.
For me, it's more the point Rashford is untouchable.We've seen the end of ETH unfortunately unless he makes massive changesLeaving Rashford on the pitch tells me everything I need to know about the mentality of the club!
Probably a huge problem.
Ten Hag’s incompetence is nothing to do with whoever owns the club. That’s just a handy excuse.Overall they have been by far the better team , they soaked up the early pressure and then took over the game and have lorded over us. They look a couple of levels above us.Christ, does anyone know how to defend in this team anymore. Just pathetic that one, guy given the whole wing to run down with zero pressure and then man unmarked at the top of the boxSacked in the morningDireThey just let him run half a pitch without doing anything…
If he resigns or whatever it will kick offabsolutely pathetic.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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27%
Sergio Reguilon
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11%
Rasmus Hojlund
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6%
Marcus Rashford
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5%
Diogo Dalot
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Andre Onana
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1%
Christian Eriksen
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1%
Lisandro Martinez
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 245 ratings.
Score Predictions
158,77,33
- Man Utd win
- Brighton win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 28% Man Utd 2:1 Brighton
- 10% Man Utd 3:1 Brighton
- 10% Man Utd 2:0 Brighton
- 10% Man Utd 1:2 Brighton
- 8% Man Utd 1:3 Brighton
- 6% Man Utd 2:2 Brighton
- 6% Man Utd 1:0 Brighton
- 6% Man Utd 1:1 Brighton
- 3% Man Utd 0:2 Brighton
- 3% Man Utd 3:0 Brighton
- 2% Man Utd 0:3 Brighton
- 2% Man Utd 2:3 Brighton
- 2% Man Utd 3:2 Brighton
- 1% Man Utd 0:1 Brighton
- 1% Man Utd 0:9 Brighton
- 1% Man Utd 0:4 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 4:0 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 0:0 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 1:4 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 0:5 Brighton
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Brighton
- Possession
- 43% 57%
- Shots
- 14 10
- Shots on Target
- 4 8
- Corners
- 8 1
- Fouls
- 8 9
Referee
Jarred Gillett
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Aaron Wan-Bissaka
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replaced by Alejandro Garnacho
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replaced by Hannibal Mejbri
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replaced by Facundo Pellistri
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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