That’s what happens when you buy dickheads who won’t train properly and would rather be in New York partying.
FA Premier League
Manchester United 1:3 Brighton & Hove Albion
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Sat, 16 September 2023 @ 3:00pm BST
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Discussion Your Lineup Prediction
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FECK OFF SOUNESS YOU CNUT!!!!!Think that won't standGreat start for himCome ooon!Aaah shitRashford the one guy to not press there and let's Brighton out and almost scoredLook at that, a striker taking up a striker's position in the box and a goal happens?Oh no.It begins!Haaaaaland from wish.... get in there.I seriously don't know how we train day in day out.looks outBall is out.
I thinkGetting disallowedHOJ HOJSTRIKER!!!! Great work by Rashford.
Yeah I can’t understand his being selected.jesus christDropped off massively!!VAR rule out incomingGeez, what a difference a striker makes. Who knew?Out of playHAHAHAHALooks out
Edit: maybe not. Part of the edges are on.
Fecking too rightFeck offAnother rubbish performance with clueless positioning from our defenders. Martinez keeps getting dragged out of position by Wekbeck. ETH better get his patterns of play going or he won’t last till ChristmasGonna be disallowedHøjlund!!!Out of play
Feckin hellWe're cursed.Or notHaha fecking hell, thanks VARRasmus!HOJLUND!!!!!GØØAAALAhh feck.Hojlund!!!!!!- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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27%
Sergio Reguilon
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11%
Rasmus Hojlund
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6%
Marcus Rashford
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5%
Diogo Dalot
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Andre Onana
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1%
Christian Eriksen
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1%
Lisandro Martinez
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 245 ratings.
Score Predictions
158,77,33
- Man Utd win
- Brighton win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 28% Man Utd 2:1 Brighton
- 10% Man Utd 3:1 Brighton
- 10% Man Utd 2:0 Brighton
- 10% Man Utd 1:2 Brighton
- 8% Man Utd 1:3 Brighton
- 6% Man Utd 2:2 Brighton
- 6% Man Utd 1:0 Brighton
- 6% Man Utd 1:1 Brighton
- 3% Man Utd 0:2 Brighton
- 3% Man Utd 3:0 Brighton
- 2% Man Utd 0:3 Brighton
- 2% Man Utd 2:3 Brighton
- 2% Man Utd 3:2 Brighton
- 1% Man Utd 0:1 Brighton
- 1% Man Utd 0:9 Brighton
- 1% Man Utd 0:4 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 4:0 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 0:0 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 1:4 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 0:5 Brighton
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Brighton
- Possession
- 43% 57%
- Shots
- 14 10
- Shots on Target
- 4 8
- Corners
- 8 1
- Fouls
- 8 9
Referee
Jarred Gillett
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Aaron Wan-Bissaka
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replaced by Alejandro Garnacho
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replaced by Hannibal Mejbri
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replaced by Facundo Pellistri
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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