Manchester United 2:0 Brighton & Hove Albion

Random Task · Feb 15, 2022

FFS Ronnie.

Alvaro Maestre · Feb 15, 2022

lex talionis said:
De Gea haters who dismiss the value of shot stopping should take note of the score that remains 0-0 thanks to De Gea.

They will reply that is his ball distribution the one that leads to that occasion.....30 mins later.

Godfather · Feb 15, 2022

Bruno crying again

UnofficialDevil · Feb 15, 2022

Sancho is the only player that looks dangerous. We need pogba on.

Andycoleno9 · Feb 15, 2022

What exactly McT does? Joggs around?

Redlyn · Feb 15, 2022

Manny said:
McFred... Disgraceful that we have allowed this to happen to our midfield.

The complete state of it with the money we've spent on the squad.

The Firestarter · Feb 15, 2022

Get up Bruno you fanny

MrBest · Feb 15, 2022

Sassy Colin said:
"Your fecking shit" from the crowd.

Really? Ours or theres?

UnofficialDevil · Feb 15, 2022

Bruno you fecking crying mouse

rimaldo · Feb 15, 2022

Mr Pigeon said:
I'm really glad the club didn't hire someone like Conte, who would've upset this group of players...

We're fecking up the basics, it's almost as if these players can't even be arsed doing simple drills in training. How else can we consistently feck up short and simple passes?!

And when we finally get the ball into their half?! Even I had more chance of scoring at high school with the popular girls than this lot do against fecking Brighton.

This isn't the worst we've been over the past nine years but that shouldn't be the point. We're becoming a club devoid of any identify. Nothing but a corporate shell that only cares about our social media reach thanks to leeches who know feck all about football. And it's bleeding into our players who don't feel like they have to succeed so they just wave their arms about in frustration.

We have zero leaders on the pitch who are willing to grab their colleagues and tell them to wake the feck up. Just a bunch of folk who either seem content to just get a sniff of top four, or buckle under pressure.

yeah but if they’re busy practicing passing in triangles and that then where would they find time to do their tiktoks or design the next t-shirt in their clothing range? they can’t do that in the evenings, that’s when they stream fortnite.

Ranchero · Feb 15, 2022

Ronaldo free kick hits wall. Predictable

bosnian_red · Feb 15, 2022

Elanga is gonna be like a Paddy McNair or Tyler Blackett IMO. One of those random players who had a run of games but doesn't turn into anything remotely useful

SAFMUTD · Feb 15, 2022

Not even close from Ronaldo...he's been shit in FKs for years now. Yet no one dares to take him off them.

Houdini · Feb 15, 2022

Booooooooooooooo

red woppit · Feb 15, 2022

Godfather said:
Dalot has been good

He just let the guy he was marking have a free header at goal.

JinnerJamie · Feb 15, 2022

Andycoleno9 said:
What exactly McT does? Joggs around?

He’s a drifter

Godfather · Feb 15, 2022

Boos. Deservedly so

UnofficialDevil · Feb 15, 2022

Boooooo

redshaw · Feb 15, 2022

I'd be tempted to make some subs at half time to even just lift the fans a bit with perhaps Pogba and Rashford.

Elanga since those first couple of appearances just looks so poor.

klayton88 · Feb 15, 2022

Just said in my group chat watch this FK hit the wall. When did he last score from a FK? Sick of him taking them.

joedirt87 · Feb 15, 2022

the lads have decided to mix it up and have an awful 1st half and a good 2nd half.

moses · Feb 15, 2022

chiz2kul said:
how he is still on FK duty is the biggest mystery

How the hell is he in the team?

Andycoleno9 · Feb 15, 2022

Donny, Martial and Amad would walk in this lineup

JPRouve · Feb 15, 2022

M Bison said:
Are their fans singing “you’re fcuking sh1t”?!

And United fans answered "We already know that!"

Superunknown · Feb 15, 2022

Our players enjoy hiding, or laying the blame at someone else's doorstep instead of their own. They take no responsibility for themselves. They are fecking millionaire athletes who should be spending more time improving their own skills. Where's that desire to be better? This is literally their job and the only thing they have to do. Train and play. You don't need a manager on your shoulder to instruct you how to make a basic pass, either sideways or forward, or to tell you how to control a football. It's a joke. How did so many of our players make it to the highest level with their lack of technical ability?!

Martial'sEmergingSmile · Feb 15, 2022

Low block, no press, entire team sitting back in shape...barely committing anyone forward on the rare occassions we actually have possession.

Should be booed off. Painful performance.

United Hobbit · Feb 15, 2022

Why do they keep giving Ronaldo the free kicks? Id understand if he scored them.... That can't be helping keep Bruno motivated.

Why can't Ronaldo have the penalties, Bruno the free kicks?

pseudo_canadian · Feb 15, 2022

Bruno not being a bitch at least once a game challenge (impossible)

CloneMC16 · Feb 15, 2022

Ronaldo taking freekicks is so pointless. He's never scoring that close to goal.

rimaldo · Feb 15, 2022

MrBest said:
Really? Ours or theres?

from those blessed with the gift of sight i’d wager.

ManchesterManchester · Feb 15, 2022

I’m raging we can’t score a corner or free kick ever. Literally no point in taking them

Shark · Feb 15, 2022

Boooing galore

Lecland07 · Feb 15, 2022

Andycoleno9 said:
What exactly McT does? Joggs around?

He is actually pretty lazy, and it seems to be going unnoticed by quite a lot of people. Very rarely does he break into anything more than a jog.

moses · Feb 15, 2022

joedirt87 said:
the lads have decided to mix it up and have an awful 1st half and a good 2nd half.

You're hoping so anyway. What if this is their good half?

Ranchero · Feb 15, 2022

Get set for the resounding Old Trafford boos as the half ends.

Andycoleno9 · Feb 15, 2022

chiz2kul said:
how he is still on FK duty is the biggest mystery

Ole's last gift to Man Utd

Desert Eagle · Feb 15, 2022

klayton88 said:
Just said in my group chat watch this FK hit the wall. When did he last score from a FK? Sick of him taking them.

It's a joke at this point.

Random Task · Feb 15, 2022

moses said:
How the hell is he in the team?

God knows.

He's been playing like shit for months now.

Ali Dia · Feb 15, 2022

Ranchero said:
Ronaldo free kick hits wall. Predictable

He’s been the worst player in a horrible team for the last however many months

JPRouve · Feb 15, 2022

Andycoleno9 said:
Donny, Martial and Amad would walk in this lineup

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