Manchester United 0:1 Bayern Munich

Swedish_Plumber · Dec 12, 2023

Dalot is atrocious

Waynne · Dec 12, 2023

ayushreddevil9 said:
Because of owners. They are responsible for training the team.

Ten Hag didn't appoint himself manager.

He may not be good enough but who ultimately put him there. The shit rolls downhill.

Oranges038 · Dec 12, 2023

lilcurt said:
Dave would pull off world class saves every other game. Onana has saved one shot that you would look at and think it's impressive. Meanwhile making mistakes after mistake, his distribution also hasn't been the upgrade it was lauded to be.

Not getting drawn into this again. Below average PL keeper for 5 years straight.

Tonight wasn't a mistake from Onana, he's made mistakes in other games, but not tonight.

astracrazy · Dec 12, 2023

Walters_19_MuFc said:
Stop pretending he hasn't saved our arse plenty of times this season.

Which saves his arse too, because for 89 other minutes he does feck all.

NewGlory · Dec 12, 2023

SELL Dalot!

Statue of Limitations · Dec 12, 2023

FFS Gala should be level, unreal misses.

Jacko21 · Dec 12, 2023

Bayern fans just the latest opponents to visit OT and have fun at United’s expense.

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Dec 12, 2023

Maybe play Onana as CH?

sixdwarf · Dec 12, 2023

Hester_manc said:
1 win 1 draw 4 loses in that group. We are so poor. Anyone looking forward to another 0-7 this weekend?

Not sure I am looking forward to it. ..this might be the most diabolical performance in terms of attitude to at least try to win that I can remember. Bayern are in second gear and still want it more. I'd sack Ten Hag in the morning. Out the door and throw away his key.

Licha-Vidic · Dec 12, 2023

Copenhagen have won. So nothing we can do. Last on the group.

Redfrog · Dec 12, 2023

NewGlory said:
Waiting for him to score two goals in the injury time and win us the match #sarcasm

To be honest, he is the only one to have some goals in him in this team. So sad.

Sanchez7 · Dec 12, 2023

Hojlund isn't close to being ready. 0/10 performance.

pseudo_canadian · Dec 12, 2023

Is there a player in world football who has more blocked crosses than Dalot? It’s impressive.

No Idea For Nickname · Dec 12, 2023

rimaldo said:
not since they turned shit. waste of my time.

Good lad

Andycoleno9 · Dec 12, 2023

How Hojlund always end up behind defender? Learning from McTalentless?

lilcurt · Dec 12, 2023

When was the last time we signed a player that after 18-months has been a success?

Bruno? Before that Shaw?

The levels this club has been allowed to decline on the sporting side is insane/criminal.

evil_geko · Dec 12, 2023

plex said:
How can they be poor the whole season, when they comfortably win the CL group? In terms of the Bundesliga they have 10 wins, 2 draws and they just lost one game. Piss poor isn’t it. What is your problem with Bayern anyway?

I have no problem with them, I do have problem with praising a mediocre team. Simple as that. Winning this group means feck all, they barely scrapped some wins in it. They are going out soon enough after this when they meet a decent team.

astracrazy · Dec 12, 2023

Swedish_Plumber said:
Dalot is atrocious

Its as if we didn't know with the amount of times we loaned him out. State of this club.

Jazz · Dec 12, 2023

Play Onana in midfield

MetoTTT · Dec 12, 2023

Evans, techically is way better than most of our midfielders and attacking players.

ayushreddevil9 · Dec 12, 2023

Waynne said:
Ten Hag didn't appoint himself manager.

He may not be good enough but who ultimately put him there. The shit rolls downhill.

Galatasaray and Copenhagen have better managers I guess.

pauldyson1uk · Dec 12, 2023

I think this is one of the worst United teams I have ever seen

Zen · Dec 12, 2023

Just the beyond miraculous win at Anfield to buy him Christmas and the January window then. Admittedly, he stood little chance here the Maguire and Shaw got injured within minutes of each other.

DavelinaJolie · Dec 12, 2023

Well, no Europa, which is probably for the best less strain on those hard working players...

*Sigh*

MrBrightside1989 · Dec 12, 2023

Since Copenhagen won, I'm glad we aren't winning. Can't be arsed with Europa league.

Von Mistelroum · Dec 12, 2023

Surely Bayern's easiest win of the season. No need to worry about attackers or anyone putting themselves about in your area, or having a shot on target or anything. No worries about a change-up in tactics either. Just a nice, relaxing, friendly kick about.

JagUTD · Dec 12, 2023

Nice reminder that we lead 3 times in 3 games and threw it away. Should have been comfortably through.

Played half this campaign with 10 men as well.

Individual errors have done us more than just being shite, which isn't entirely untrue in itself.

Redfrog · Dec 12, 2023

laughtersassassin said:
ETH really racking up these negative records.

We have a negative goal difference since forever it seems. That’s depressing.

Walters_19_MuFc · Dec 12, 2023

astracrazy said:
Which saves his arse too, because for 89 other minutes he does feck all.

Yeah, and the other players are fecking putting in worldies. Give it a rest!

Pirlo'sBeard · Dec 12, 2023

Must win game.

We've only had one shot on target. Pathetic.

astracrazy · Dec 12, 2023

Sanchez7 said:
Hojlund isn't close to being ready. 0/10 performance.

Has he been at all this season?

NewGlory · Dec 12, 2023

Watching Mainoo is the only good thing about this disaster. What a talent!

Who's Kissing Cameras? · Dec 12, 2023

Zero attacking threat, patterns. It makes me sick. Bayern have been crap tonight. We’ve been worse.

sixdwarf · Dec 12, 2023

We are playing a low block at the death when we need goals to win. We are out without even giving it a go.

edgecutter · Dec 12, 2023

Manioo and Hannibal have done more in those last 60 seconds than McTominay has for the full 90. Ten Hag has to go, he's clueless

DLE · Dec 12, 2023

Congrats to FCK I guess.

always_hoping · Dec 12, 2023

astracrazy said:
Without Onana it wouldn't matter about tonight....it wouldn't even be worth watching, it would be a nothing game between two teams who had qualified.

Onanas mistakes are the reason.

And going down to ten men against Copenhagen for an hour.

laughtersassassin · Dec 12, 2023

I'd love to know how many corners we've scored from in the last two seasons versus every other club.

We literally pose no threat from them whatsoever

IRELANDUNITED · Dec 12, 2023

This clip from The Simpsons couldn’t sum up this group of United players any better. Cowardly, embarrassing bunch of f*cking overpaid c*nts.

SAFMUTD · Dec 12, 2023

There's no blood in this team, no love for the club. They don't even care so depressing having this cold ass team.

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