Manchester City 3:1 Manchester United

jamesjimmybyrondean · Mar 3, 2024

I would cry if Antony is still here next season

MetoTTT · Mar 3, 2024

Fek this ref!

M16Red · Mar 3, 2024

Cpt Negative said:
Shit performance. Cowardly tactics. The gap is the widest we’ve ever been from competing for the premier league.

Off you go then...

Valencia Shin Crosses · Mar 3, 2024

Antisocial said:
That's a perfect summary - completely meaningless club.

Agreed. A bunch of good players but it’s all manufactured. Liverpool success hurts 10x worse. feck even the thought of Arsenal winning the league annoys me more

Swedish_Plumber · Mar 3, 2024

Varane has been great

MrMarcello · Mar 3, 2024

Superunknown said:
I should hate them, but I don't. They don't seem like a real team to me, more like a virtual team that has been created by AI. Even when they won the lot last year, it didn't feel or seem 'real'. It's all artificial. Even their support seems fake and indifferent.

City are the closest thing to a franchise you'll find in the world football scene, akin to US sports franchises. The real City ceased to exist in August 2008.

FireballXL5 · Mar 3, 2024

Antony is the Anti-Foden.

Desert Eagle · Mar 3, 2024

evil_geko said:
The irony.

Who the feck are you?

AndySmith1990 · Mar 3, 2024

sparx99 said:
It’s kind of the same problem. When we try to play them or Liverpool more evenly we get smashed. When we play defensively we get a 0-0 draw at Anfield and probably a defeat here by a goal or two.

When are we going to be competitive? Not even better. Just actually competing.

We won't be competitive until everyone gets ruthless and stops tolerating and making excuses for shit managers and players

SalfordRed18 · Mar 3, 2024

Zlatan 7 said:
We’ve been absolutely battered to be fair. Don’t even look like scoring and just camped in our half the entire match and not even any good at counter attacking

We're playing victor lindeloff at left back and have no recognised striker.

DJ_21 · Mar 3, 2024

Antony is hopeless

Yanited__ · Mar 3, 2024

Here comes a Gary Neville soliloquy on Man City

Heinzesight · Mar 3, 2024

Toblerone92 said:
Peter Drury insufferable as ever.

At 86 minutes going on like City are five up and it’s over. Yeah, we don’t look like scoring but come on.

Erics_Collar · Mar 3, 2024

There was never any doubt that we wouldn't put the game to them after they took the lead. Not a shred of it.

mu4c_20le · Mar 3, 2024

They figured Antony out. Just stand behind him and you'll get the ball back.

sixdwarf · Mar 3, 2024

Antony has been effective since he came on...............NOT

The Mitcher · Mar 3, 2024

Litch said:
Pure stupidity

You're the one who told him to shut the feck up like a child.

Pexbo · Mar 3, 2024

Phil Foden’s dick must be tiny considering Gary Neville manages 90 minutes of commentary with it in his mouth.

DJ_21 · Mar 3, 2024

Why the players tackling each other

moodyred · Mar 3, 2024

I am sure ETH will see many positives from this game

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Mar 3, 2024

Why are Forson and Kambwala so slow?!

The Hilton · Mar 3, 2024

Dannn411 said:
If you can't figure out how to play brave football without getting hammered then why are you the manager?

This is so silly. We've been playing on the counter against City for a decade now, there are very few teams in world football that can go toe to toe with them and expect to get something out of the game, and even fewer that can do so with multiple key players out.

Complaining about us losing the midfield battle to the likes of Fulham is fair criticism. Complaining about this, the only way we could feasibly set up to get something from this match, is not.

48 hours · Mar 3, 2024

Why’s that bald feck Pep dancing down the touchline out of his technical area?

Chris-Red · Mar 3, 2024

Very confusing bunch in here. Everyone knows city are a much better team than us. Everyone expected them to beat us, some hammer us. Yet when it happens it’s only because it’s Rashford or Onana or Ten Hags fault not that city are just better than us right now.

evil_geko · Mar 3, 2024

Desert Eagle said:
Who the feck are you?

Just keep on your red nose and continue the dance, we are watching, entertain us.

Godfather · Mar 3, 2024

2 shots all game and people defend our game plan :lol:

Widow · Mar 3, 2024

Camy89 said:
Wow, shock. Antony turns back.

He had 3 on him with no help, it wasn't his fault there

Asger · Mar 3, 2024

moodyred said:
I am sure ETH will see many positives from this game

SAFMUTD · Mar 3, 2024

Forson I just don't see it with him.

The Mitcher · Mar 3, 2024

SalfordRed18 said:
We're playing victor lindeloff at left back and have no recognised striker.

Not an excuse.

DJ_21 · Mar 3, 2024

Pexbo said:
Phil Foden’s dick must be tiny considering Gary Neville manages 90 minutes of commentary with it in his mouth.

Every time that clown commentates one of our games he favours the opposite team just to try and prove he isn’t biased.

sixdwarf · Mar 3, 2024

Ten Hag has given this up by subbing Rashford and Garnacho as if Antony and Fordon are better options

Widow · Mar 3, 2024

Dobba · Mar 3, 2024

Godfather said:
2 shots all game and people defend our game plan

Can't believe people have the nerve to have a different opinion to you.

hobbers · Mar 3, 2024

Forson has nothing.

MonkeysMagic · Mar 3, 2024

The scoreline might be 2-1 but the utter humiliation of this fame should not be lost on anyone of a Utd persuasion. 2 attempt in 90 min, I can imagine hoong ago City last faced fewer attempts. We keep making excuses where they are none for this utter non-football from a Utd coach.

2 man midfield · Mar 3, 2024

vibe said:
Purely mental if you think that's why we're losing.

Did I say that?

mav_9me · Mar 3, 2024

That effort by Foden to get back on Antony is one of the biggest differences between us and them. How often does Rashford do it?

King Eric 7 · Mar 3, 2024

Eight minutes for them to get a third. I mean, when's the last time we had a shot?

arnie_ni · Mar 3, 2024

Pexbo said:
Phil Foden’s dick must be tiny considering Gary Neville manages 90 minutes of commentary with it in his mouth.

I actually took that praise for him as a shot at rashford and his lack of effort. Annoying that's my first thought

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