what the feck was that from Young the fecking imbecile.
FA Premier League
Manchester City 2:3 Manchester United
The Etihad
- Kick-off
- Sat, 7 April 2018 @ 5:30pm BST
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Piss off. We’re supposed to be a defensive team but we’re not even good at actual defending.
Yep, we’re gonna get hammered. Not sure why Neville has been saying we should be happy up until the goal. They are all over us and very comfortable at the other end.We're so mentally weak it's literally disgustingSterling's so dangerous today.Two schoolboy mistakes. Pathetic.Another player error, and people will surely blame Mourinho.
Yeah, as if we rarely get those opportunities.Pathetic...Ahh well
Onwards and upwards for next season
He does this at least once every game. Nobody will call him out on his flaws though.These players are pathetic. They simply do not show up again as another humiliation looks likely.
My gran would be better than smalling and she's been dead 50 yearsThat’s on De Gea. Shit kick and no attempt to save but appalling defendingOh well, at least I can switch off now rather than later in hope we'll come back.Mourinho will never get the best of Pep will he?It's comedy hour.
I thought it was already parked!
This will be a good lesson for the ones who stay. Hopefully the pain of watching them lift it against us will spur them on. Just like it did 5 years ago.Lol we're gonna get hammered. We're no match for them.Plastic football club, rich man's Stockport City. They could do this for the next 10 seasons and still be a small club. We are their rivals, they'll never be ours. Forever in our shadows.
ssssshhh they will do well against some Swansea or West ham and all will be forgotten. What's wrong having wingers as full backs anyway.Why do we ever bother turning up to play City any more? All they do is pass it about until we inevitably feck up and let them score anyway.Speechless.I said before kick off I feared humiliation, and it could happen. This is a massacre.Game over. Ah well, they were going to win the title regardless, so I can't really get that worked up about it. But how the feck do City get away with so many nasty fouls? We'd be on about 8 bookings so far if we made the sort of tackles they've made so far.
To stop it being a cricket score??When Jose meets the players at end of season he needs just this performance by Smalling to decide whether he stay or go. Absolutes shocking positioning and half wit challenges.The couple of mins before the first goal sum this team up perfectly...lingard loses the ball in a decent position,under no pressure atall,valencia shites hiself tryin to clear it then smalling gets bullied from a corner....absolutly pathetic. And what the fk is degea doin with these kicks...sumone tell him his got a 6 ft 3 striker to hit up top ffsThis could be a humiliation.I'm done, I had completely forgotten this match was on yesterday. I wish that remained the case.We should've parked the bus.
Our players just aren't capable of being relied upon to attack.
They don't possess the skills to attack a top side, which is why Jose always parks the bus against top teams.
The tactics are spot on, but our players are not stepping up.Puke-worthy from our players, especially considering how scared they look. Infuriating.Sanchez gives the ball way to much. I would assume he is playing for the opposition.The long ball tactics are not working. De Gea is shite at them and Lukaku can't receive them.It's overGo and feck yourself you bunch of twatsValencia The Machine named by many CAF members who rate him so much, even saying how he is one of best RBs in the world. Guy breaking ankles with his crosses and his version of dribbling is to jump behind a ball like a rabbit while ball stands still, while player in front of him looking him with confuse face.
Edit: Oh look 2:0Nowhere near their strongest team. Not playing their best and walking through our first team superstar lineup easily. It's pretty depressing to see.They are destroying us while half-arsing it. We are a fecking depressing team.PUSSIES!That’s about the 4th counter they’ve stopped with a foul. And feck all cards.Great start eh.
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Score Predictions
185,190,135
- Man Utd win
- Man City win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 18% Man City 1:1 Man Utd
- 16% Man City 1:2 Man Utd
- 10% Man City 2:0 Man Utd
- 8% Man City 2:1 Man Utd
- 8% Man City 0:1 Man Utd
- 7% Man City 0:2 Man Utd
- 6% Man City 3:1 Man Utd
- 6% Man City 0:0 Man Utd
- 6% Man City 3:0 Man Utd
- 3% Man City 0:5 Man Utd
- 2% Man City 2:2 Man Utd
- 2% Man City 1:3 Man Utd
- 2% Man City 1:0 Man Utd
- 2% Man City 5:0 Man Utd
- 2% Man City 4:0 Man Utd
- 1% Man City 3:2 Man Utd
- 1% Man City 0:3 Man Utd
- 1% Man City 4:1 Man Utd
- 1% Man City 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Man City 4:5 Man Utd
- 0% Man City 5:3 Man Utd
- 0% Man City 4:4 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Man City
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 65% 35%
- Shots
- 20 5
- Shots on Target
- 6 4
- Corners
- 8 4
- Fouls
- 17 9
Referee
Martin Atkinson
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