tomaldinho1
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Donald will step up, his time is nighShit that's right. We're fecked.
Donald will step up, his time is nighShit that's right. We're fecked.
genuine question - but why can liverpool and city for example, play 19 home games a season, and at least half will see a reasonably competitive effort from much 'poorer' teams than us on paper. Fulham for example, very nearly won there recently. Even everton lost 2 nil with a very harsh red card.
so while not expecting us to win, why cant we seem to go out and put in even an effort that a mid table side might - why have we shipped 4,5,6, and 7 against these teams lately? Why are we all fully expecting to be hammered? Surely we can have the incredibly low expectation of a non humiliating defeat - how did we get here?
Chelsea on final day of the season under caretaker manager LampardHow many teams will lose 0-3 to Bournemouth at home this season either
I'm just hoping on the day the wheels on our team bus gets stolen so the game is called off.9-0. Not even joking
Go into the kitchen, make an omelette, but don't break any eggsReally? That's the excuse this time?
Think of the dogshit Liverpool sides against our juggernauts of the 90s and 00s. Not once did they roll over for us like we've been doing for them over the last few years. Home or away. Injury crisis or not.
But evidently, ETH has the blessings of so many fans to roll over again and again.
Last year -- meh! We finished above them anyway.
This year --- meh! Much injury. Big match too scary for professional footballers playing in the top division.
Next year -- meh! New ownership, teething problems behind the scenes.
We are absolute outsiders not because of any injuries, but because we have a manager with zero ability to light a fire under his players. And that's because they've realized that like them, he doesn't belong at this level either.
Most clubs down the table stand a much better chance against Liverpool than we do and I can promise you it's not because they all have better players than us.
Go into the kitchen, make an omelette, but don't break any eggs
Donald will step up, his time is nigh
You won't be laughing when he quacks one in the top corner from 40 yards out
Donald duck is morel likely to step up.
WoooooooooooooooooooshOkay.
I'll first spend most of my budget to buy a bunch of hens that I'm familiar with because I guess it should be easier to make the omelette with their eggs.
These hens that I demanded that the restaurant buy me, provide some shitty eggs, so I'll decide that I cannot make the only omelette I'm known for, because I don't have the "right" eggs for that sort of omelette.
Then, I'll decide to prioritize eggs from two hens that I desperately wanted to get rid of earlier in the day, but turns out these are the only two hens that'll lay passable eggs. Without those, I'm out of a job at this restaurant by mid day.
At this point, I realize I don't know how to make a top class omelette and figure out that the previous omelette I made back home was so well received only because everyone else in the town where I lived had to make do with cheap ingredients while I could outspend them comfortably. But sadly, this new town has chefs with actual skills and money for good ingredients. I'm fecked.
Trump?Donald will step up, his time is nigh
DuckTrump?
Who is Trump Duck? Sounds like a terrible cartoon characterDuck
Despite everything you see, we still have standards ffs.
Trump's skin colour would clash horribly with our kit. I don't think we should sign him personally.Trump?
We have like 11 injuries tbh mate.What on earth will our team look like for this ?
Could potentially be as bad as the below:
--------------------Onana----------------
AWB-------Varane-----Evans-----Dalot
----------Amrabat-----Mainoo---------
Anthony-----Mctominay------Garnacho
--------------------Hojlund-----------------
Bench - Keeper, Reguilon, Rashford, Martial, Pellistri, kids
Absolute state of that for a club this size with the money spent.
LichaWe're missing our LB, CB and CM. So are Liverpool. Those odds are fair, it's just shambolic where we're at.
They beat us 7-0 last season , they will be in front of their biggest crowd in over 50years, serious title contenders, they will want to grind our faces in to the pitchIt's really just going to come down to how much they want to embarrass us. Our players expect mercy after the beatings reach a certain point...sometimes that comes and the final scoreline is kinder than the performance. Fully expecting these feckers to try to run the score up as much as possible. If we hadn't been just so damn hopeless and unimaginative of late, we might even consider that a potential opportunity for us to try and get a result.
Donald will step up, his time is nigh
Liverpool vs Man Utd to see biggest Anfield attendance in 50 years
Capacity of the stadium will rise to over 57,000
https://www.90min.com/posts/liverpool-vs-man-utd-to-see-biggest-anfield-attendance-50-years
https://theathletic.com/5128247/2023/12/11/liverpool-anfield-redevelopment-project/
It means nothing. Every EPL manager here is accused of having an anti-United agenda. So every week we get a variation of 'FFS, look at X being the referee' while X changes every week.And there's the drop in standards that's keeping ETH in a job right now.
A 7-0 humiliation to your worst rivals (among a generally spineless away record) means nothing as long as we get into the CL, which we don't belong in anyway as evidenced by this season.
I've no idea what this list means. What am I supposed to take from it?
They have scored 10 at OT in their last 3 visits. That's 21 goals against us in last 5 meetings. fecking disgusting. We are definitely their new Everton !13 - 0 to Liverpool at Anfield since we last scored there.
We have like 11 injuries tbh mate.
Famous last wordsAnother record for ETH to break.
Utd will win 3-1.
Fcuk Liverpool, they were garbage against Palace and lucked out with the Ayew red card. Poor finishing and Allison kept them in the game, they can be got at and do give away chances. Just need to take them when they come.
Michael Oliver