Crystal Palace 1:1 Manchester United

The Boy · Jan 18, 2023

Clyne has the same running style as Sterling, it’s really unusual.

SirAnderson · Jan 18, 2023

Hoof The Ball said:
"Help us Aaron Wan-Kenobi, you're our only hope!"

Feel duty bound to give you a reply for taking the time to create this monstrosity, just in case it fades into match day thread oblivion without one.

And as a result, you will then attempt it again...

Red the Bear · Jan 18, 2023

Bruno and Antony whining to each other is funny.

klayton88 · Jan 18, 2023

Antony was away then but shit out once again.

Andycoleno9 · Jan 18, 2023

We need that 2nd goal

kouroux · Jan 18, 2023

Shaw is a monster

Jimble · Jan 18, 2023

Has Casemiro changed at half time? His kit is spotless.

MetoTTT · Jan 18, 2023

Woodzy said:
Half this Palace team go to the same hairdresser

Maybe they get 20% off. :lol:

SirAnderson · Jan 18, 2023

One Night Only said:

Why did you bail him out?

Swedish_Plumber · Jan 18, 2023

Need to step it up. Been a bit sloppy

Rayman96 · Jan 18, 2023

MTF said:
There's a lot of international posters on the caf... I'm Brazilian and there are others, plus Portuguese posters and others who might know the language. It was very clear what Antony was saying, more than once.

Anustart89 said:
Imagine being in utter disbelief that one of the largest United forums would have some people who know what the most common insult in another language is.

I'm neither Spanish or Portuguese and even I know that filho da puta means son of a bitch in that language, not least because that's what Mourinho is said to have called the female club doctor when she ran on to the pitch (or, rather, filha da puta since she's female).

Amar__ said:
It's literally the only thing portuguese speaking players are saying all the time, you don't need to be smart to understand it.

Dazzmondo said:
Right, it makes far more sense for Antony to insult him in Spanish despite them both being native Portuguese speakers

I didnt realise my wee joke about Portuguese lip reading would generate such a lively response.
I didnt realise that lip reading was such a badge of honour amongst our Portuguese and Brazilian brethren.
I humbly apologise and beg your forgiveness

Leftback99 · Jan 18, 2023

1 goal won't be enough the way we're going.

Andycoleno9 · Jan 18, 2023

klayton88 said:
Antony was away then but shit out once again.

One on one with defender with open space in front of him. I fully expect from winger to go for it

Globule · Jan 18, 2023

Have we reached Erikson's rest time already?

Lyng · Jan 18, 2023

Anustart89 said:
It's funny though because it won't get recognised as such since he has so many of them to his name. It really is an unbelievable save.

Yet some in here will have you believe he isn't that good at shot stopping anymore

PoTMS · Jan 18, 2023

Antony is a waste of space when he plays like this. Hope Pellistri comes on at some point.

ha_rooney · Jan 18, 2023

The stewards :lol:

saivet · Jan 18, 2023

Casemiro posed for it :lol:

Adam-Utd · Jan 18, 2023

casemiro legend

hellhunter · Jan 18, 2023

Zero fecks given by the Palace stewards

IFC 1905 · Jan 18, 2023

OrcaFat said:
In the Keane era, it was Keane bollocking his team mates and demanding better. All the time. Relentlessly.

Not on the pitch. Or at least not exposing your teammates.

King Eric 7 · Jan 18, 2023

WTF where was the security?

Superunknown · Jan 18, 2023

Jimble said:
Has Casemiro changed at half time? His kit is spotless.

The guy is untouchable. Even dirt can't stick to him.

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Jan 18, 2023

Casemiro posing for the selfie :lol:

2 man midfield · Jan 18, 2023

Where the feck are the stewards then?

JTW95 · Jan 18, 2023

How is that fan able to just get to Casemiro like that?

Nice of him to take the selfie with him though :lol:

CloneMC16 · Jan 18, 2023

How the feck have these stewards let a fan walk onto the pitch and take a picture with Casemiro?

They weren't even chasing him.

Phil · Jan 18, 2023

Fred for Eriksen when

No Idea For Nickname · Jan 18, 2023

What was that :lol:

Shark · Jan 18, 2023

Woodzy said:
Half this Palace team go to the same hairdresser

Specialist in the pineapple cut.

Anustart89 · Jan 18, 2023

Why the feck are the security guys not coming on to stop him? Just letting him take that selfie :lol:

DJ_21 · Jan 18, 2023

How is he aloud that close to Casemiro? :lol:

mu4c_20le · Jan 18, 2023

One Night Only · Jan 18, 2023

Casemiro loves a selfie. Surprised the ref didn't book him

Prodigy24 · Jan 18, 2023

That was the most casual pitch invasion I've seen :lol:

Ronaldo's ego · Jan 18, 2023

Casemiro posing for selfies now, guy can do it all.

Bastian · Jan 18, 2023

for a selfie

mancsarered · Jan 18, 2023

PFA going to be salivating at that one... where is security???

AaronRedDevil · Jan 18, 2023

They look like they are completely ignoring Weghorts :lol:

mu4c_20le · Jan 18, 2023

Stewards let him have his moment fair play

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