Crystal Palace 1:0 Manchester United

Tom Cato · May 22, 2022

Brighton helping us. What a sentence to have to type out

Adam-Utd · May 22, 2022

wtf is mctominay doing :lol:

Antisocial · May 22, 2022

Brighton saving us :lol:

Bastian · May 22, 2022

Conor Gallagher just showing there the difference between the two sides: hunger.

mitchmouse · May 22, 2022

golden_blunder said:
Do you remember the caution from our scouts about not buying him due to his inability to pass consistently? In the end we got desperate and bought him anyway. In fairness he hit the ground running but when he’s not scoring you can see all his flaws

Bloody heck, we need to buy four midfielders - this from the club that had Keano Scholes Giggs and Becks...

edgecutter · May 22, 2022

Scott seen Gallagher run at him and he still dribbled tge ball :lol:

No Idea For Nickname · May 22, 2022

Brightoon 1
Come on Brightooon few more.
This our lot are useless.

jesperjaap · May 22, 2022

TsuWave said:
Agreed. I said it in his thread immediately after I realised it was announced and people got mad at me

Thought exactly the same, why are we rewarding a player with a shiny new contract that has been really poor for a good year, set such a bad example.

Not jsut that, he is 27 and the contrct takes him into his thirties, continued bad form and he adds to a list of unsellable assets....yet we will probably do the same with Rashford whose best hasnt been as good and whose form this season is probably the only players that has been worse than Fernandes outside of Maguire maybe

Withnail · May 22, 2022

Sassy Colin said:
Someone knocked your door in?

Are you alright?

Someone knocked on my door. Is 'knocked in' not a phrase outside of Ireland?

L1nk · May 22, 2022

There is absolutely no intensity from the team, forget Ralf, they are just strolling around, they all want loadsd of time on the ball, complete lack of movement, it's shocking

klayton88 · May 22, 2022

A manager with balls would have pulled Bruno at HT. He's a shambles.

Fanta Stick · May 22, 2022

Reditus said:
I'm watching a stream with Jackie Oatley commentating. Does anyone know who her co commentator is?

Danny someone. A twat.

Luffy · May 22, 2022

You’re a wizard, Potter!

El-Manos · May 22, 2022

McTom is shit

Woodzy · May 22, 2022

Have to hand it to this team, despite us being awful they still manage to surprise me with how bad they actually are with each game.

avgp_1 · May 22, 2022

Fred and Mctominay are messing up simplest of the passes

Bastian · May 22, 2022

L1nk said:
There is absolutely no intensity from the team, forget Ralf, they are just strolling around, they all want loadsd of time on the ball, complete lack of movement, it's shocking

Not just that, as soon as they have the ball, they want to lump it forward, whether or not anyone's there. Anti-football.

mu4c_20le · May 22, 2022

Brighton scored. Potter you legend

L1nk · May 22, 2022

McTominay cannot pass the damn ball to a player directly infront of him, an absolute fraud player, one of the worst to ever play in that central midfield, even I can pass a damn ball 10 yards to a person directly infront of me for christs sake

big rons sovereign · May 22, 2022

Gabbidon.

FrankDrebin · May 22, 2022

Shite players, shite management. God help us.

RedPed · May 22, 2022

Sorry, but I'm really not riding the Elanga train.

mitchmouse · May 22, 2022

West Ham keeper must be a United fan...

Superunknown · May 22, 2022

Woodzy said:
Have to hand it to this team, despite us being awful they still manage to surprise me with how bad they actually are with each game.

We are the Alien Resurrection of the footballing world.

JPRouve · May 22, 2022

golden_blunder said:
Do you remember the caution from our scouts about not buying him due to his inability to pass consistently? In the end we got desperate and bought him anyway. In fairness he hit the ground running but when he’s not scoring you can see all his flaws

The scouts were right and it's not the first time that they were proven right. I still think that Bruno is a good creative player but I have the same opinion than I had with Pogba, neither have the mentality to be part of the engine, they are added pieces meant to make the difference in isolation.

Withnail · May 22, 2022

Tom Cato said:
Brighton helping us. What a sentence to have to type out

And we can't feckin help ourselves!

groovyalbert · May 22, 2022

The degree to which our squad gives zero shits about the state of our club is honestly the worst thing right now. Like it or not, this is a huge game for us and in loads of cases, where the literal feck are they?

Can't think of a single first team player I would care about leaving this summer.

Maluco · May 22, 2022

Marcelinho87 said:
Bit harsh on the likes of Elanga and Fred, may not be good enough but done nothing to harm their name.

You’re right, they both put in an effort at least, but that is 4 players in the whole squad. It’s been a disgrace.

Jacob · May 22, 2022

fallengt said:
This team is very clueless with ball on their feet.

Really frustrating to watch. They seem to have no idea have to create chances.

Woodzy · May 22, 2022

Hannibal is absolutely getting sent off.

MyOnlySolskjaer · May 22, 2022

Come on Brighton!

L1nk · May 22, 2022

Bastian said:
Not just that, as soon as they have the ball, they want to lump it forward, whether or not anyone's there. Anti-football.

It's cause there's no movement, if you look at when we have the ball in defense the midfield barely makes itself available for a pass so we have to keep lumping it forward constantly

lex talionis · May 22, 2022

L1nk said:
Would love to have a decent footballer in our midfield

Fixed

Sassy Colin · May 22, 2022

Thought we were going to score then

daveskimufc · May 22, 2022

Fanta Stick said:
Danny someone. A twat.

Former palace

Danny gabbidon

Stookie · May 22, 2022

klayton88 said:
A manager with balls would have pulled Bruno at HT. He's a shambles.

I don’t know if a quick wank would have improved him

Jazz · May 22, 2022

Antisocial said:
Brighton saving us

Come through Brighton!!

Marcus · May 22, 2022

Mata for Bruno please

big rons sovereign · May 22, 2022

Woodzy said:
Hannibal is absolutely getting sent off.

Atkinson will be desperate to end sending off a united player.
He's spent his entire career shitting on us.

pratyush_utd · May 22, 2022

Bruno messed up 2 yard passes..

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