Crystal Palace 0:0 Manchester United

Annihilate Now! · Mar 3, 2021

Jazz said:
Where is Mata? Couldn't we use him as another creative outlet?

His mystery injury. My guess is he had Covid, came back, but was still suffering from it.

Complete guess though

Sean_RedDevil · Mar 3, 2021

Poor winger for a striker :lol:

pratyush_utd · Mar 3, 2021

So Rashford and Greenwood both survived

JTW95 · Mar 3, 2021

I dont that there is a bad sub that can be made tbh every player that started can justifiably come off

Top · Mar 3, 2021

The passing is atrocious.

McGrathsipan · Mar 3, 2021

This is the worst football match I've ever seen in the PL.

Devoid of any elite play or ideas.
Thoroughly dreadful

Agila Dathi · Mar 3, 2021

Ffs Ole!! Cavani off for James???
But his lovechild Rashford can keep on playing worse than Martial

Dobba · Mar 3, 2021

2 man midfield said:
“Soooo Donny can wait”

Makes passes too late and then lets players walk by.

DickDastardly · Mar 3, 2021

VeevaVee said:
Why is Ole not screaming at them from the touchline?

No shouting! Health and safety regulations.

And Ole is a good boy.

VidaRed · Mar 3, 2021

100 · Mar 3, 2021

2 man midfield said:
“Soooo Donny can wait”

Sassy Colin · Mar 3, 2021

Kill 'em all said:
9 PL goals. A forward behind a central midfielder in goals isn't something to brag about. Even Gary Neville is having a go at him for not even being able to control the ball.

What about our other forwards, are their numbers better?

Random Task · Mar 3, 2021

VeevaVee said:
Why is Ole not screaming at them from the touchline?

He could try shooting at this lot and they'd probably be too lazy to move.

SirAnderson · Mar 3, 2021

Baxter said:
Side to side, slow as feck. Someone from deep needs to break the middle.

Phrasing

DWelbz19 · Mar 3, 2021

JTW95 said:
I dont that there is a bad sub that can be made tbh every player that started can justifiably come off

Definitely. It’s just never going to be Rashford or Bruno who come off though

United Hobbit · Mar 3, 2021

IrishMcD said:
No worries mate. A lot of people are refusing to see whats obvious because of a love towards Ole and Carrick as players. But they are not good enough. Ole standing there, arms folded, face buried in his jacket. Carrick sitting chewing finger nails. Deer/headlights comes to mind

Long maintained Ole and Co have taken us as far as they can. No chance the board act though.

VidaRed · Mar 3, 2021

WE HAVE NO STRIKERS

horsechoker · Mar 3, 2021

Can't we just do a pattern of play and score?

Will Singh · Mar 3, 2021

Blow the whistle and put us out of this misery

Judas · Mar 3, 2021

Has there keeper had a single save to make apart from the Matic shot.

el3mel · Mar 3, 2021

This fog though.

Superunknown · Mar 3, 2021

Ole is far, far too kind to Rashford.

pratyush_utd · Mar 3, 2021

Eric

big rons sovereign · Mar 3, 2021

edgecutter said:
Shoot scott

What's he done to you?

Stack · Mar 3, 2021

McGrathsipan said:
This is the worst football match I've ever seen in the PL.

Devoid of any elite play or ideas.
Thoroughly dreadful

Its one of the worst Ive seen, wondering how much of an impact the conditions have had on it.

Nick7 · Mar 3, 2021

I was screaming for subs, but wtf are these subs?

Bastian · Mar 3, 2021

SirAnderson said:
Bruno not stepping up and delivering in the big games is happening too often now.
tehee

His coming up with the goods, even when playing poorly, has masked the problems of our collective ineptitude. Yes, he's been below par on a few occasions now, but we are utterly dependent upon him pulling a rabbit out of his hat because we don't know how to play like a top team.

SirAnderson · Mar 3, 2021

Hester_manc said:
Real S - United 0-0
Chelsea - United 0-0
Palace - United (70") 0-0
Can United score? They never score.

How we have fallen

Bojan11 · Mar 3, 2021

Why is Bruno not shooting?

Adam-Utd · Mar 3, 2021

Hahahaha James header

arnie_ni · Mar 3, 2021

Jesus James. Has to score

DWelbz19 · Mar 3, 2021

Subs actually doing something? Crazy.

SirAnderson · Mar 3, 2021

Nick7 said:
I was screaming for subs, but wtf are these subs?

mav_9me · Mar 3, 2021

Even if pull out a victory these changes are too late man in a game we are struggling in.

Godfather · Mar 3, 2021

James free header. Completely missed

King Eric 7 · Mar 3, 2021

Wish that was Cavani with the header...

pratyush_utd · Mar 3, 2021

Cavani would have scored that

Redlyn · Mar 3, 2021

Matt851 said:
You wait 74 mins for a sub amd all you get is mct for fred

Yeah he should have brought on Messi.

AgentSmith · Mar 3, 2021

Cavani scores that.

Pexbo · Mar 3, 2021

Cavani would have buried that.

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