We are fecking awful at passing a football again
FA Premier League
Crystal Palace 0:0 Manchester United
Selhurst Park
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- Wed, 3 March 2021 @ 8:15pm GMT
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) review both the Everton and Bodø/Glimt victories at Old Trafford. Listen to the guys discuss 2 wins and 7 goals in the last week, analyse of the Amorim formation, focus on Amad and how he is playing, and also take a look at Hojlund, Rashford & Zirkzee – who starts v Arsenal?
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Just as I thought... was hoping for a walk in the park with lots of goals. But of course it's a shitfest where we might manage to work in a winner and hopefully don't have to see them score a late equalizer because we can't kill off games!
As usual. Terrible.
There's really no other choice with our CBs. We play two DMs and still give up loads of goals...Ole needs to stop being such pussy and take a DM off. We dint need fred and matic in these types of games.
Yet again we've lined up too defensive against a team that's defensive.
The result is another boring, snoozefest match.Sloppy passing, no movement up front and speed of passing the usual issues again. One day we’ll sort them out.This is fecking gashSame shit, week in week out. Waiting for a moment of brilliance. Zero passage of play, just slow, tumescent football. This team should be doing better against these - they aren’t even sitting back and letting us on them. Bore off Ole.The midfield is pathetic.
The guy has looked exhausted for more than a month. Great sarcasm though.No urgency, and unable to play simple passes. This shouldn’t be happening week in week outA bit painful these last 10 mins. Really need to work on breaking down teams that sit deep. Our wide players really need to try and take on their man and drive in a cross or two.Somewhat dire.I'm getting pretty bored of watching the same game 30 times in a season.For those that said we’d be fine to sell Pogba as we have Bruno & VDB!The best part of this half is at least I’ve got a beer in hand. This is very dull and ordinary. In the final third we look clueless so far. Need a spark from anywhere.
It's the foge.
What I find amazing is that it looks like it's a genuine struggle to score a goal. Like the ball weighs much heavier when it's at our feet and the players are playing in mud. It doesn't seem to come easy to us. I'd love to just see us carve open this lot and score 3 or 4, but it doesn't look like that's happening.Let’s all pray for a moment of magic
Eh? They are shiteMissing Pogba and McT tonight.Shaw the only bright spark. Everyone else can go sit in the stands.Shaw seems really interested in winning this unlike some of our other players.Maguire.....twats it out of play.
Matic.....twats it out of play.
Fred.....twats it out of play.
I swear I'm taking crazy pills.Matic hiding in the LB is a complete waste. How can we press high with him there? Stupid tactics
fred needs help in midfield and it ruins our tempoNeville's right.
Literally can't remember a single 1v1 dribble until Bissaka there.
We're such a weird team, and we indulge certain players bad habits way too much.Greenwood.... Why are you trying to go through 5 players. You aren't remotely good enough to do thatWhy isn't Shaw taking corners, and what does Greenwood actually do?
Somewhat? You are being kind.Our dribbling abilities have gone to shit. I think AWB is now our best dribbler.Feels like the West Brom performance all over again.This fog is pissing me off nowGreenwood intent on going down the path of Rashford by trying to go past 4 Crystal Palace playersFfs Greenwood. I am starting to get very frustrated with him.Fred and Matic nowhere near good enough. Bruno may as well not be on the pitch relying on service from those two.I just have to call nonsense on the idea that we're a good attacking team. We have good players, capable of some very good moments and thus we get a fair few goals. Give them a game against a team with no resistance like Southampton and we'll get goals, aside from that it's always a struggle.
I can't count the amount of games I've watched this season that have looked like this.
You know you're fecked if that's the caseGreenwood, you bellend. Why are you doing the same thing Rashford unsuccessfully does by trying to dribble into the box every fecking time?Team as regressed in recent games, this needs to get better. Come on lads.
Been incredibly average for ages now. It's as if he believes he's made it as an elite player and had given up on being that eneretic exciting player he was before that injury.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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39%
Luke Shaw
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2%
Nemanja Matic
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2%
Mason Greenwood
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2%
Eric Bailly
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1%
Daniel James
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1%
Scott McTominay
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 248 ratings.
Score Predictions
165,6,17
- Man Utd win
- Crystal Palace win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 27% Crystal Palace 0:2 Man Utd
- 17% Crystal Palace 1:2 Man Utd
- 16% Crystal Palace 1:3 Man Utd
- 14% Crystal Palace 0:3 Man Utd
- 6% Crystal Palace 1:1 Man Utd
- 5% Crystal Palace 0:1 Man Utd
- 4% Crystal Palace 0:4 Man Utd
- 2% Crystal Palace 0:0 Man Utd
- 2% Crystal Palace 1:4 Man Utd
- 2% Crystal Palace 1:0 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 2:2 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 1:5 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 2:0 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 5:0 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Crystal Palace
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 37% 63%
- Shots
- 8 11
- Shots on Target
- 2 1
- Corners
- 4 6
- Fouls
- 4 13
Referee
Andre Marriner
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Scott McTominay
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replaced by Daniel James
