Crystal Palace 2:3 Manchester United

Dolf · Mar 5, 2018

Nice shot from Van Aanholt but ridiculous from our defense. Smalling was too busy raising his hands at the referee...

Wednesday at Stoke · Mar 5, 2018

Lindelof is the gift that keeps giving. We're in a battle for top 4 now.

royboy16 · Mar 5, 2018

Jake said:
Sanchez having words with Young

Always.

simonhch · Mar 5, 2018

Embarrassing

pseudo_canadian · Mar 5, 2018

Something has to be going on behind the scenes. We look unbelievably disjointed and dejected.

And yes, that includes the Chelsea game.

Damien · Mar 5, 2018

cj_sparky said:
Dear god

Liverpool at the weekend

At least we'll be at home. Our home record is great.

Jep · Mar 5, 2018

Ha ha that was never a free kick.

PvsNP · Mar 5, 2018

Smalling is gone this summer, no doubt about it.

iam_kramer · Mar 5, 2018

Since when do Mourinho teams do that? we are a poor, poor José side.

Feed Me · Mar 5, 2018

Shark · Mar 5, 2018

This team can bugger off.

Heinzesight · Mar 5, 2018

People still sticking up for Smalling?! Been saying it since 2013...he’s simply not good enough and can’t concentrate for 90 minutes.

Paxi · Mar 5, 2018

Drifter said:
We'll lose in the second half

Haha I seen your other comment. :lol:

R'hllor · Mar 5, 2018

Valencia "The Machine"

YouOnlyLiveTwice · Mar 5, 2018

Dang. Don’t know what to say about that goal.

devilish · Mar 5, 2018

kouroux said:
Chris fecking Smalling. I am sorry but seriously feck off

That adds nothing to the discussion

Ainu · Mar 5, 2018

I'm not sure how anyone can still make excuses for Smalling. A compilation of how many times he's cost us would rival full feature movies. His lack of concentration is shocking.

Random Task · Mar 5, 2018

Valencia caught way out of position, which is quite rare for him.

redhoop · Mar 5, 2018

cj_sparky said:
Dear god

Liverpool at the weekend

Don't - I'm trying not to think about it.

MThomas · Mar 5, 2018

I'm going to be optimistic and point out that Smalling, surprisingly, is more retarded than I've given him credit for.

Being such a tit at this level Is staggering

RedDevil@84 · Mar 5, 2018

If we continue playing like this, Jose will be accelerating towards that exit door soon.

MichaelRed · Mar 5, 2018

Oh cool. They're allowed to take freekicks away from where they're given but we're not. Nice.

Judas · Mar 5, 2018

we're just quite simply, not very good.

DomesticTadpole · Mar 5, 2018

Freak said:
I never want to see Chris Smalling in a United shirt after today. Ridiculous.

Bet we will though.

SirAnderson · Mar 5, 2018

Cannot see us come back from this. Whoever is brave, or dumb put some money on a comeback.

DatIrishFella · Mar 5, 2018

Nothings ever going to change. We're barely a top four side.

RedPed · Mar 5, 2018

Freak said:
I never want to see Chris Smalling in a United shirt after today. Ridiculous.

He's our BEST defender, don't you know???

Red Stone · Mar 5, 2018

Remember the start of the season when Crystal Palace were a laughing stock and couldn't even score a goal?

How the turntables...

Sandyman · Mar 5, 2018

Yay!! A shot on target!!

MooseTheMooche · Mar 5, 2018

Freak said:
I never want to see Chris Smalling in a United shirt after today. Ridiculous.

Don't worry, you'll see him against Sevilla

Android1974 · Mar 5, 2018

Can we blame 4-2-3-1, for this goal at least, already?

Ducklegs · Mar 5, 2018

Thats twice this season weve been done with shit like that.

Robbie Boy · Mar 5, 2018

kouroux said:
Chris fecking Smalling. I am sorry but seriously feck off

Careful now, his fans will be along soon to hurl abuse at you, blame everyone else bar Smalling and make ridiculously long posts with videos and all.

Drifter · Mar 5, 2018

Think we can still get a draw.

padr81 · Mar 5, 2018

Looked offside, never understand when its OK and not to take a quick free. You were hard done by there

tyunited · Mar 5, 2018

What's with us and conceding early goals ffs!!

Globule · Mar 5, 2018

The good thing is that at 2 goals down you're going to see us go hell for leather for the win.

Safa Boy · Mar 5, 2018

pseudo_canadian said:
So Pogba has no responsibility for his performances? It's all Mourinho's fault?

Well, when he arrived from Juve he was full of confidence and unplayable at times. Now, after a year and a half under Jose, he's got zero confidence and is playing terrible football. I think it's fair to say it's mostly Jose's fault.

Jazz · Mar 5, 2018

I cannot believe this shit. What an embarrassing fecking team. Get rid of them, all of them!

Raw · Mar 5, 2018

dwd said:
If you lose to a team coached by Roy Hodgson you deserve the sack.

To be fair he almost beat City not too long ago.

Though it's not just the result, it's the performance. We have been muck :lol:

Adisa · Mar 5, 2018

Done watching.
Done with this team.

RoadTrip · Mar 5, 2018

Seriously does Pogba know how to jump? His desire to win headers is just disgustingly non-existent.

Gandalf Greyhame · Mar 5, 2018

Rajma said:
enough is enough, Jose out

JonDahl · Mar 5, 2018

We aren't scoring 3 so a win is out of the question. Need lots of luck and a dodgy penalty for us to have any chance of getting anything out of this.

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