Crystal Palace 1:2 Manchester United

Manchie · Dec 14, 2016

Camy89 said:
Helen Keller could pick him out as a key player for United tonight.

He might dererve that as there is no standout but as much as he makes some magical stuff he cancels it with awful mistakes.

MUFAN79 · Dec 14, 2016

Great win. Well done.

christinaa · Dec 14, 2016

José is building a good team.
Let him work in peace.

EyeInTheSky · Dec 14, 2016

ken11 said:
Zlatan or Pogba. 1 goal 1 assist each.

Think they have done that a few times this season. Great partnership. thats 8 Goals in 8 Games and 4 assists. Yet again put in a defensive shift and commanded the shape of the team in the end to compose us. To think people still moaned about him.

Fully Fledged · Dec 14, 2016

3 Needed points but we had them all night. Sitting back at the start of the second half could have cost us. We had no need to sit back by them they didn't have enough to challenge us if we had just kept playing.
This preoccupation with sitting back on a lead is going to cost us too many points if we continue to do it.

LazyBones · Dec 14, 2016

An ugly win. Beautiful

Janson · Dec 14, 2016

niMic said:
Yeah. I particularly liked the part where Pogba was directly involved in both of our game-winning goals. So average.

When he does something like that yes I agree but his general play screams of immaturity.

Adzzz · Dec 14, 2016

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is the greatest man to have ever lived.

spwd · Dec 14, 2016

LazyBones said:
An ugly win. Beautiful

I don't think you can get anything else against these cnuts!

Red Dreams · Dec 14, 2016

Should have been 4-1.

But it is difficult playing against 13.

Ali Dia · Dec 14, 2016

We needed to win that with the team's around us all winning. Just won over 1000bucks on an acc too!

JinnerJamie · Dec 14, 2016

Adzzz said:
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is the greatest man to have ever lived.

He is no man, he is a god.

LazyBones · Dec 14, 2016

Red Dreams said:
Should have been 4-1.

But it is difficult playing against 13.

It would have been harder if we went down to 10

themoyesboy · Dec 14, 2016

christinaa said:
José is building a good team.
Let him work in peace.

Yes! This is shaping up to be a classic mourinho opening season in charge, running close for the title and then next season kicking on in a huge way. I have no doubt the good times are returning.

SirAnderson · Dec 14, 2016

This match just confirms again how much football needs video technology in some way, really terrible reffing. Even though in the first half it worked out for us

ash_86 · Dec 14, 2016

Missed Zlatan's goal for a stupid office Xmas party

LouisDanGaal · Dec 14, 2016

Manchie said:
He might dererve that as there is no standout but as much as he makes some magical stuff he cancels it with awful mistakes.

It really doesn't its like with Rooney he could score a hatrick up and then feck up a couple of easy passes or easy touches and people would say poor game. Its not in the details, Pogba won us that match and was the best player on the pitch.

Adzzz · Dec 14, 2016

JinnerJamie said:
He is no man, he is a god.

Shit, you're right man.

devips · Dec 14, 2016

Can we have a matchday kids' forum? A lot of commenters here can be shifted to that.

JohnnyKills · Dec 14, 2016

Ali Dia said:
We needed to win that with the team's around us all winning. Just won over 1000bucks on an acc too!

Would love it if you actually were Ali Dia

SirScholes · Dec 14, 2016

Janson said:
Sorry If I misunderstood. Regarding heading, it has been mentioned before that heading is Zlatans biggest weaknes, that's why he tries to take it down on the chest alot.

Fair do's he scored a great strikers header against Leicester someone should tell him he is good!
Needed him today, as soon as rasher and lingard came on it was all down to pogba and zlatan, those two came up good

BringNaniBack · Dec 14, 2016

Awful game. Poor performance. Need Mhki back desperately and Darmian shouldn't be playing for us at all.

Ramshock · Dec 14, 2016

Zlatan is no Niall Quinn but feck me he can finish from the hardest angles.

JohnnyKills · Dec 14, 2016

themoyesboy said:
Yes! This is shaping up to be a classic mourinho opening season in charge, running close for the title and then next season kicking on in a huge way. I have no doubt the good times are returning.

Can't see us getting the title mate, too far back for that but hopefully we can steal into top four.

Ramshock · Dec 14, 2016

BringNaniBack said:
Awful game. Poor performance. Need Mhki back desperately and Darmian shouldn't be playing for us at all.

Thats the stuff, I thought I wasnt on the Cafe for a minute there. Thank you!

Camy89 · Dec 14, 2016

Interesting point:

Craig Pawson, the ref tonight, has only officiated 1 other game this season: a Europa League clash between Sassuolo and Rapid Vienna. 8 yellow cards.

Don't actually know what his performance was like as I don't regularly watch those 2 teams, but he has not painted himself in any glory with his performance tonight. Neither have the linesmen.

Bye bye Craig.

SirScholes · Dec 14, 2016

kidbob said:
Herrera really needs to control the ball instead of passing back sometimes. He has more time on the ball than he thinks at times.

I've said this before and been destroyed in here ha he also needs to stop taking those stupid shots when he is off balance.
Totally kills the pressure

Janson · Dec 14, 2016

SirScholes said:
Fair do's he scored a great strikers header against Leicester someone should tell him he is good!
Needed him today, as soon as rasher and lingard came on it was all down to pogba and zlatan, those two came up good

I agree, but he's just not confident in trying it alot of times.

Ramshock · Dec 14, 2016

SirScholes said:
I've said this before and been destroyed in here ha he also needs to stop taking those stupid shots when he is off balance.
Totally kills the pressure

We won didnt we?

Will Absolute · Dec 14, 2016

SwansonsTache said:
The misery on Pardew's face. I will seriously wank to that tonight, and that isn't just something I am saying.

For the sake of your mental health, I hope it is just something that you're saying..

Maradona10 · Dec 14, 2016

The linesman needs to be sacked, he missed so many calls its hilarious but would have been devastating had we not won. Should have been 4-1 easily.

Jazz · Dec 14, 2016

Gotta say that's the best goal I've seen Zlatan score for us. Was exquisite

BringNaniBack · Dec 14, 2016

Ramshock said:
Thats the stuff, I thought I wasnt on the Cafe for a minute there. Thank you!

So I should pretend we played well and Darmian is a good player when neither are true?

Manchie · Dec 14, 2016

LouisDanGaal said:
It really doesn't its like with Rooney he could score a hatrick up and then feck up a couple of easy passes or easy touches and people would say poor game. Its not in the details, Pogba won us that match and was the best player on the pitch.

But Rooney is 31 and he's passed his prime but on the other hand Pogba costed as a fortune and this is his time to shine.

Ali Dia · Dec 14, 2016

JohnnyKills said:
Would love it if you actually were Ali Dia

Hahaha im not sure if I would though!

Jed I. Knight · Dec 14, 2016

Not a fantastic game from us by any means, but that win means more than anything else. Kept us from undoing some great results at the weekend, and will give us belief that we can go on a run from here.

Onwards and upwards. Now to smash Pulis' boys.

Ramshock · Dec 14, 2016

BringNaniBack said:
So I should pretend we played well and Darmian is a good player when neither are true?

Yeah do that, theres nothing wrong with Darmian though, just another bandwagon posters have jumped on.

SirScholes · Dec 14, 2016

Ramshock said:
We won didnt we?

Sigh*
We did yes, I'm buzzing.

I'm just agreeing with a fellow United fan on their correct observation, that ok?

Ramshock · Dec 14, 2016

SirScholes said:
Sigh*
We did yes, I'm buzzing.

I'm just agreeing with a fellow United fan on their correct observation, that ok?

Sure why not.

JohnnyKills · Dec 14, 2016

Carrick almost certainly won't play against WBA though, which is a big worry.

BringNaniBack · Dec 14, 2016

Ramshock said:
Yeah do that, theres nothing wrong with Darmian though, just another bandwagon posters have jumped on.

Darmain along with Shneiderlin and Memphis are the worst players in the squad and are not United quality. Never have been never will be. It's not a bandwagon, people can see from his play that Darmian isnt good enough.

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