Chelsea 4:3 Manchester United

Drifter · Apr 4, 2024

Where is this football we were promised?

cj_sparky · Apr 4, 2024

Disasi probably should have made it 3 there.

At least we are winning possession.

E-mal · Apr 4, 2024

Hojlund does nothing in the game

Superunknown · Apr 4, 2024

FireballXL5 said:
How much would Cole Palmer cost us?

We'd overpay and find a way to ruin him.

Sandikan · Apr 4, 2024

We do not like playing in London.

Bobski · Apr 4, 2024

Chelsea are just sitting, denying Utd the hoof over the top and countering through the acres of space.

mu4c_20le · Apr 4, 2024

JohnnyLaw said:
This is a typical manager-getting-the-sack game isn’t it?

Feckin grim..

Watford vibes. Will be interesting when we throw the kitchen sink in the second half as ETH gets desperate.

devilish · Apr 4, 2024

Antony and all his eredivisie players can join Erik ten fraud back to Ajax.

No Love · Apr 4, 2024

Does Mudryk’s next tattoo detail the only person who isn’t going to score against us tonight?

Hester_manc · Apr 4, 2024

25 minutes; 2 goals down and no chances created

Dobba · Apr 4, 2024

DJ_21 said:
We would have never paid what Chelsea did for him. Would city of even sold him to us.

Of course they wouldn't, but why let reality get in the way of a moan?

evil_geko · Apr 4, 2024

Andycoleno9 said:
Sure, sure....lets deny obvious stuff.

Sure, I guess in a clown world, that can be a penalty.

LDUred · Apr 4, 2024

Palmer is the mutt's nuts.

Stadjer · Apr 4, 2024

If someone put his leg against yours like that penalty in the street, you wont fall. In football players will fall over for a penalty and get it. It is some combination of 'football smarts', diving and taking advantage of stupid opponents.

Sanchez7 · Apr 4, 2024

horrible - how anyone is still defending this clown of a manager is beyond me

DomesticTadpole · Apr 4, 2024

MyOnlySolskjaer said:
Our youth recruitment is utter shite.

The lad has sense not letting us loose on him. City have turned him into a great player.

lysglimt · Apr 4, 2024

JohnnyLaw said:
This is a typical manager-getting-the-sack game isn’t it?

Feckin grim..

Normally I would say yes - but we have had them all season, and he is still here so...probably not

Heinzesight · Apr 4, 2024

I’ve seen a lot of fans recently saying Dalot is class. He’s average and has the odd excellent game.

hellhunter · Apr 4, 2024

Sandikan said:
We do not like playing in London.

Not convinced we like to play football regardless of location

Annihilate Now! · Apr 4, 2024

Irrational. said:
Why the feck didn’t we sign that goofy twat Palmer? He’s been unbelievable for them.

Not only have we not signed him. We've given Chelsea a £15m profit on his transfer and taken a player who isn't as good.

mitchmouse · Apr 4, 2024

really is time Bruno was told to f*ck off

kouroux · Apr 4, 2024

Bruno wtf

Walters_19_MuFc · Apr 4, 2024

Hammondo said:
But Antony did track back, just fecking fouled him in the box.

He was reactive in "tracking back", not proactive. If it was the the latter, he wouldn't have needed to panic and foul him.

Nogbadthebad · Apr 4, 2024

ETH should be sacked just for bringing antony here.

Other idiots are responsible for what we paid, but even at £2.50 and a fish and chip supper, the lad has nothing to offer this football club.

zenith · Apr 4, 2024

Just buying and playing antony is a stackable offense

McTerminator · Apr 4, 2024

These refereeing decisions have been atrocious so far and i will get slated for this but our overall play has been better than the Brighton game…

The pen was a dive.

The first goal i blame on our coaching though. It’s identical almost to the Brighton goal and it seems that when our defence are running back to goal we are telling our midfielders to line up with them rather than hold shape. As long as that continues we will concede cut back after cut back.

Granted, playing better than the Brighton game would be expected of league 2 teams so I am not by any stretch suggesting we aren’t still dreadful.

Stig · Apr 4, 2024

Toblerone92 said:
No. Not sure why people keep suggesting this. He’s not going anywhere until the end of the season when INEOS will sack him off.

His signings may become world beaters in that time.

mattunited1978 · Apr 4, 2024

evil_geko said:
Clown posts deserve equal response.

My word...apologies, until this post i did not relise you were a child, the emojis make perfect sense now

GledTheRed · Apr 4, 2024

Can't wait till we sack this muppet.

Von Mistelroum · Apr 4, 2024

Palmer has been the first name on my PL team sheet since he went to Chelsea. Top class, very annoyingly!

Wing Attack Plan R · Apr 4, 2024

Soft fecking giveaways AWB thinks he’s a different player than he is. feck the flicks and tricks.

Suv666 · Apr 4, 2024

No way hoof the ball tactics aren’t working
Embarrassing
Dutch Big Sam

peridigm · Apr 4, 2024

Heinzesight said:
I’ve seen a lot of fans recently saying Dalot is class. He’s average and has the odd excellent game.

He's a better RB than LB.

Nick7 · Apr 4, 2024

Somehow better on the ball than the weekend but still giving the ball away almost instantly.

big_jeffstar · Apr 4, 2024

For me it’s way we look terrified of playing a pass, every pass we make feels like it’s desperate and hopeful, there’s no purpose

groovyalbert · Apr 4, 2024

10-man Burnley came away from here with a point a few days ago.

We are in a fecking state.

CasaStreets · Apr 4, 2024

CL was already gone so the league is not that important so long as we stay 6th or 7th and get Europa league

Would like to see us give some minutes to Mount, Amad, etc. I want to see them get to bed in with some of the players who will be here the next few seasons (Kobbie, Hojlund, Garnacho, Dalot, etc)

Toblerone92 · Apr 4, 2024

Time for Erik Ten Pence to clear off back to Holland.

Ollie Derbyshire · Apr 4, 2024

Bruno is having a quiet/poor game, really need him to step up here and lead as a captain.

Pughnichi · Apr 4, 2024

Completely unmarked at the back post.

we just have an unbelievable ability to make every team look above their level.

struggled against Luton, Fulham, Brentford, Sheff Utd and tonight it’s Chelsea’s turn

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