Chelsea 4:0 Manchester United

Drifter · Oct 23, 2016

We are still in pre season. Jose trying to find his best side

Witchking · Oct 23, 2016

Knew this would happen sooner or later. Thankfully it was not against Liverpool. All that money spent and still worse than LvG's United. Jose should be off. No time should be given to a manager who has wasted so much money and is yet to win against any of the big teams.

LouisDanGaal · Oct 23, 2016

City in a few days. Great.

Hugh Jass · Oct 23, 2016

We look wrecked. Should have went a 4-3-3 with Schniderlin playing. Basically gifted them a goal after 30 seconds and playing catchup after that.

pseudo_canadian · Oct 23, 2016

Shark said:
Can we just sack the entire team and come back next season with a new one?

I vote in favor of this.

Inigo Montoya · Oct 23, 2016

Can someone tell me how this is remotely better than LVG? This guy was supposed to be our saviour, the one with the personality to handle our club, restore pride etc.

The last 3 PL games have been as insipid as I've ever seen.He's taking us backwards faster than LVG would ever have done

mitchmouse · Oct 23, 2016

Jippy said:
Wednesday is going to be fun. Could a real confidence drainer if we lose.

suddenly I'm please that I've go a very late one at work

Freak · Oct 23, 2016

I don't get why our attackers can't do quick passing in the pockets. Why do we have to pass so labouredly and then inevitably to get to Valencia. All the top teams play passing through the centre.

Bocca9978 · Oct 23, 2016

Turned it off. For the first time since Chelsea last beat us 3-0.

fecking dire, where are we going?

TheSweeper · Oct 23, 2016

Iknew Jose would fail. Sometimes it doesn't even make me sad when we lose like this. It's not like we play well & end up losing.

It's enjoyable waiting for the eventual sacking & over hype we gave to Jose.

Djemba-Djemba · Oct 23, 2016

We really need to go for it in the Europa League.

Can't see us finishing top 4.

DevilRed · Oct 23, 2016

Triple.Threat said:
the game was over inside the first minute it seems. Afro man shouldn't be starting when other midfielders are fit.

Its really an accumulation of this. Why do we persist on using the players that have at BEST got us a 4th place position. At BEST.

We need to use Mikhataryan. We need to stop using subpar players just because they provide physicality or listen to instructions...

Where the feck is Morgan Schneiderlin and Henrikh Mikhtaryan?!

Count Orduck · Oct 23, 2016

Mrs Smoker said:
Slightly on the nutter side.

I absolutely adore managers like him. I'd have give my left nut for Simeone before Mourinho was appointed (and still would).

Giant Midget · Oct 23, 2016

Forget about the shocking defending, we haven't created a single chance all game. Terrible performance from back to front.

Mourinho needs to stop the bullshit and play our best players. What the feck is the point of this crap.

Giggs86 · Oct 23, 2016

Good news is regardless of how fecking shit we were today we are still within 5, 6 (?) points of top. Bad news is, well, we are fecking shit.

Turnip · Oct 23, 2016

Can't remember lvg losing thus badly with a full team in the league.

Wednesday at Stoke · Oct 23, 2016

Creepy said:
People are blaming Jose but really most of our players are pure garbage. We've no balance in the team. Although Jose should take the blame for picking Fellaini and co.

The feck are you on about? Pogba, Zlatan etc were not shit last season. Jose has managed to make Martial and Rashford who were phenomenal under LvG look shit.

mitchmouse · Oct 23, 2016

everyone is getting a zero for performance on here later

Thiim · Oct 23, 2016

Wouldn't mind Ibra going in with a tackle á la Luiz here... Feck knows he'll only get a yellow for it.

duffer · Oct 23, 2016

Prodigal7 said:
Anyone for golf?

"Fore!"

Sorry.

Summit · Oct 23, 2016

kid and play coming on

pseudo_canadian · Oct 23, 2016

Feel like the entire squad needs to be purged and we need to hit the reset button.

What on earth has happened to us since Fergie left?

Sunny Jim · Oct 23, 2016

Are we Moyes bad?

Thiim · Oct 23, 2016

Wouldn't mind Ibra going in with a tackle á la Luiz here... Feck knows he'll only get a yellow for it.

Classical Mechanic · Oct 23, 2016

kouroux said:
No more title talk please. We'd be lucky to finish 6th

IT will be the third time in four seasons we will fail to make the CL.

.Phil1968 · Oct 23, 2016

I wouldn't pay these twats this week.

EmPeeKay · Oct 23, 2016

OK, that's enough for me....we are absolutely dogshit and are playing like a bunch of individuals. I don't even rate this Chelsea team as I believe they are one of the weaker top 4 contenders and we are making them look like Barcelona. I really do fear going to places such as Arsenal and Spurs because we will be torn a new one if we don't improve.
Let's face it: From what I have seen the title is a far cry, we're a top 4 team at best and will be lucky to stay there at the end of the season.

peridigm · Oct 23, 2016

This reminds me of ****** porn. I want to look away but can't.

dannyrhinos89 · Oct 23, 2016

stubie said:
Time to drop Pogba

And ibra

Dobba · Oct 23, 2016

Smores said:
Yeah what has he ever won eh

Whatever helps you enjoy football like this and Monday night, I guess.

JTW95 · Oct 23, 2016

Drifter said:
We are still in pre season. Jose trying to find his best side

Bit of a lame excuse considering Conte has been Chelsea manager for the same amount of time.

Bojan11 · Oct 23, 2016

Giant Midget said:
Forget about the shocking defending, we haven't created a single chance all game. Terrible performance from back to front.

Mourinho needs to stop the bullshit and play our best players. What the feck is the point of this crap.

We have created chances. What are you on?

ash_86 · Oct 23, 2016

Drifter said:
Really?. We have enough fire power

It's that sarcasm? Cause i don't get it.

Wednesday at Stoke · Oct 23, 2016

Turnip said:
Can't remember lvg losing thus badly with a full team in the league.

Only loss where we looked this helpless was the 3-0 at Emirates.

Tom Van Persie · Oct 23, 2016

Does Zlatan give a shit?

Escobar · Oct 23, 2016

Drifter said:
We are still in pre season. Jose trying to find his best side

Pre-season? We get tactically outdone once more and play shit football. Other teams are so much better than us and we struggle once more to get into the top 4

SqueakyWeasel · Oct 23, 2016

Not a single pass is run on to! EVERY SINGLE one is behind the player receiving it. It's basic fecking stuff being done wrong by multi millionaire professionals!

Lurpak99 · Oct 23, 2016

Freak said:
I don't get why our attackers can't do quick passing in the pockets. Why do we have to pass so labouredly and then inevitably to get to Valencia. All the top teams play passing through the centre.

We're just past it in every way. Past it club with past it manager with past it tactics.

Creepy · Oct 23, 2016

Freak said:
I don't get why our attackers can't do quick passing in the pockets. Why do we have to pass so labouredly and then inevitably to get to Valencia. All the top teams play passing through the centre.

Yeah, I wonder about that too. It's like we're incapable of stringing a few forward passes together.

peridigm · Oct 23, 2016

TheSweeper said:
Iknew Jose would fail. Sometimes it doesn't even make me sad when we lose like this. It's not like we play well & end up losing.

It's enjoyable waiting for the eventual sacking & over hype we gave to Jose.

Who you picking to replace? Giggs?

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