Feck me we are shit. Smalling needs to injure himself and get off the pitch and straight on to the bus.
FA Premier League
Chelsea 4:0 Manchester United
Stamford Bridge
- Kick-off
- Sun, 23 October 2016 @ 4:00pm BST
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Whew, thank feck we took mighty oaf off, looking so much better now.
missed that, cheersHe's so done
Calling it 5-0 now. Fecking embarrassing.Oh shit. Defenders in January please
Got to wonder what physical condition he's in.Humiliation, players defending like they don't care
Pack that in.I'd 4-0 to be Utd right now
So has the frontSmalling again. Jesus. Kante completely sold him there. He went for a walkabout.
Yet Gary says feck all about smalling.This is a poor fecking Chelsea side making us look fecking amateur, I'm done.We're worse than last year.Well, Mou, I like you but that's what you get for playing Treellaini and Rojo. And Smalling is back to being an idiot on the pitch.Luiz to get the fifth. Why not.That's Smalling done for a while.Wow.. Defense isn't even putting up a fightJesus we look shite.Smalling, Pogba. What are you even doing? It looks like they aren't even trying.
Deeply embarrassing our defensive display todayWe have deserved this trashing!Right, reality check Jose. Who needs to go in January cos there's a fecking bucket loaf of them who need to. I can't believe how bad our squad is.
You really thinking that's where things are heading?Shame on this fecking players man...fecking terrible. This ain't a top 4 team at all and it hurts to watch us give up like this.fecking sack the lot of them. not one of them deserve to be employed by MUFCHm yeah. Ok then.Can we take the ball and go home?Pogba's defensive work summed up with that 4th goal - just strolling around.Show some fecking pride, knock some of them to the ground, give them a proper kicking.Chelsea shots on target: 4
Goals: 4
those fans who thought we could win today
Sorry lads I've had a fecking enough, I'll binge watch Breaking Bad and drink half litre of Vodka.Mourinho is going to kill half the squad.Smalling can feck right off, never seen such an idiot on a football pitch before.Again, I can't wait for this tactical genius everyone on here spoke about to start.
We're playing exactly like his Chelsea team did this time last year. Exactly. The fact this is coming as a shock is baffling.Thank feck its only 3 points.
This is terrible. Something is wrong with the teams mentality. Pogba poor in tracking Kante, but his legs must be fecking dead after running for 80 minutes against Fener and now expected to defend AND attack.This is the worst defensive performance I've ever seen from United.No defender thought Kanté would actually go for the goal.De Gea should just throw his gloves at Smalling's face, give Mourinho the finger and catch a cab straight to Manchester airport.
Sack perhaps not, but he needs to be told to stop tarting about and bring back our defensive midfielders. Why we might even see Schweinsteiger on wednesday.This is sadNice non-contact training warm down for Chelsea it seems!
Yep, 5-0 incoming. For sure.
Most of our first team players were rest midweek. At this rate, we might as well go all out for the Europa since we might not even make top 4.Gah. We're so fecking shite.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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25%
Ander Herrera
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7%
Juan Mata
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6%
Eric Bailly
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4%
Marcus Rashford
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3%
David de Gea
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3%
Chris Smalling
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2%
Marcos Rojo
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2%
Jesse Lingard
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1%
Anthony Martial
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1%
Marouane Fellaini
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1%
Paul Pogba
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 513 ratings.
Score Predictions
324,75,223
- Man Utd win
- Chelsea win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 23% Chelsea 1:1 Man Utd
- 21% Chelsea 1:2 Man Utd
- 16% Chelsea 0:1 Man Utd
- 9% Chelsea 0:0 Man Utd
- 6% Chelsea 0:2 Man Utd
- 5% Chelsea 2:1 Man Utd
- 4% Chelsea 1:3 Man Utd
- 3% Chelsea 2:2 Man Utd
- 2% Chelsea 2:0 Man Utd
- 2% Chelsea 1:0 Man Utd
- 2% Chelsea 0:3 Man Utd
- 1% Chelsea 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Chelsea 3:1 Man Utd
- 1% Chelsea 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% Chelsea 5:0 Man Utd
- 1% Chelsea 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Chelsea 0:4 Man Utd
- 0% Chelsea 4:0 Man Utd
- 0% Chelsea 4:1 Man Utd
- 0% Chelsea 4:5 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Chelsea
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 44% 56%
- Shots
- 14 16
- Shots on Target
- 6 5
- Corners
- 5 7
- Fouls
- 7 17
Referee
Martin Atkinson
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Marcos Rojo
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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replaced by Juan Mata
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