Brighton & Hove Albion 1:0 Manchester United

100 · May 4, 2018

We basically play in first gear until the 60ish minute or the opponent scores.

Irrational. · May 4, 2018

This is like watching a punch drunk boxer trying to swat a fly.

MrPooni · May 4, 2018

Hoping TFM and Axel take up Blind and Darmian's spots next season.

pseudo_canadian · May 4, 2018

Rajma said:
How can Pogba be so inconsistent in his play and to go from WC to playing like he’s drunk on a weekly basis.

His sauntering around really bugs me. He has the ability and athleticism to impose himself against any other team, but he'd rather be lackadaisical with bursts over energy scattered in here and there.

Massive Spanner · May 4, 2018

I'd love to sit down and watch a Utd game that actually entertains me some time.

buckooo1978 · May 4, 2018

bosnian_red said:
Honestly we should be looking to sell him in the summer. Him, Darmian, Blind, Shaw, Rojo are all entirely pointless in our squad. Fellaini at least has his uses as a tree when we need it, but we should also just let him go. Don't think we'd notice it if we sold all those and didn't even replace them, that's how little of an impact they've had this season

I'd tend to agree with that - think Mata has dropped off considerably

don't mind Fellaini getting a start but he shouldn't be near the starting line-up normally

No Idea For Nickname · May 4, 2018

Irrational. said:
This is like watching a punch drunk boxer trying to swat a fly.

Thanks for that image. :lol:

Dobba · May 4, 2018

Dave.

Irrational. · May 4, 2018

DDG saves us again.

pseudo_canadian · May 4, 2018

Wake the feck up, please

ha_rooney · May 4, 2018

Great effort, well saved.

We need to wake up.

Catt · May 4, 2018

So United have played two friday night games. Against Aston Villa in the 15/16 season, 1-0. And Saints last year, 2-0.

Antisocial · May 4, 2018

Double his wages.

bosnian_red · May 4, 2018

De Gea the god. Incredible save that

Kapardin · May 4, 2018

Oh lordy, that was going in.

Sassy Colin · May 4, 2018

Great save

madzo2007 · May 4, 2018

We have to be careful here or we're going to be in trouble

Irrational. · May 4, 2018

No Idea For Nickname said:
Thanks for that image.

Any time.

Canagel · May 4, 2018

What a slow team we have out there. No wonder there's so little intensity. Smalling, Darmian, Fellaini, Matic, Mata all like snails out there.

Random Task · May 4, 2018

Antisocial said:
Triple his wages.

Toad · May 4, 2018

Great strike matched by a great save

Achilles McCool · May 4, 2018

What! A! Save!!

Damien · May 4, 2018

Great save.

Dobba · May 4, 2018

Give him footballers' wages.

Jazz · May 4, 2018

What a save

JinnerJamie · May 4, 2018

He's a show off...

Sell him!

Sassy Colin · May 4, 2018

ayushreddevil9 said:
Seems like conceding possession on purpose

Yes, those were the team orders from JoMo in the dressing room.

pauldyson1uk · May 4, 2018

DDG saves us again , wonderful save.

SqueakyWeasel · May 4, 2018

Dave saves

SamVimes · May 4, 2018

Slow. Ponderous. Football

ken11 · May 4, 2018

What a shot and then save.

Achilles McCool · May 4, 2018

MrPooni said:
Hoping TFM and Axel take up Blind and Darmian's spots next season.

I’ll 2nd that!

ivaldo · May 4, 2018

Easy save for DDG.

Damien · May 4, 2018

Sassy Colin said:
Yes, those were the team orders from JoMo in the dressing room.

bosnian_red · May 4, 2018

Kapardin said:
Two snails, could easily qualify as the absolute worst among Europe's top teams.

Honestly no idea what use that right back-right wing combo would do for any team. Not even just "top teams". Individually yeah they can be decent and probably shouldn't be anything more then mid table players, but together on the right side it just makes that entire half of the pitch so useless

Shark · May 4, 2018

We’re playing dreadful.

paulscholes18 · May 4, 2018

Top save

Dobba · May 4, 2018

We go forward with the elegance and grace of a geriatric rhino.

MrBest · May 4, 2018

This is awful. Pogba not on it, matic sloppy, rojo as bad as ever,Damian talentless ...

pauldyson1uk · May 4, 2018

Sassy Colin said:
I hope we manage to get into 3rd gear, at some stage.

3rd Gear! I would be happy getting out of reverse.

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