Brentford 4:0 Manchester United

RuudTom83 · Aug 13, 2022

You’d think the last 18 months has taught them something?

But, nope! start every game in first gear, they think wearing the badge is enough to win games…it isn’t!

Fight for each other! Fight for the ball!

DomesticTadpole · Aug 13, 2022

VidaRed said:
QUINTON FORTUNE IS SHOCKED

Well there's a thing.

RopersReturn · Aug 13, 2022

If DDG wants out, then he’s got a funny way of attracting the interests of potential buyers?

Verminator · Aug 13, 2022

Get Keano in.
At least he might drive the weak willed chancers out.

2 man midfield · Aug 13, 2022

He’s gonna De Boer it isn’t he

Ibi Dreams · Aug 13, 2022

Disgusting performance

Sadly this feels exactly the same as last season. Nothing seems to have changed except the name of the manager

amolbhatia50k · Aug 13, 2022

the_cliff said:
So what do we do ?

I'm genuinely lost for words. I never thought it would ever get this bad.

I have for the first time lost all hope. Even if we get FDJ it won't change anything, we have a pile of shit as players with our board in no mood to invest.

We're fecked.

We acknowledge how rubbish we are and commit to a complete overhaul of the team.

That's what happens in an alternate timeline when you have competent owners. In the real word this will go on for at least another decade. Let's just get used to the Glazer's Manchester United.

CloneMC16 · Aug 13, 2022

Cassidy said:
We’ve been playing out of the back with DDG for years

Yeah, and looked like clowns doing it. We've never been good at playing out from the back and De Gea's lack of ability is a major part of the problem.

Galactic · Aug 13, 2022

Only one player remains throughout our mediocrity era. DDG. He isn’t suited for the modern game, sadly,

spiriticon · Aug 13, 2022

Players have given up on this season then. Bring on next season.

Oh wait I forgot.. *muscle emoji* x 3

onemanarmy · Aug 13, 2022

Belgian pundit: "every fan can see his club losing a game. Or even couple of games. But seeing the club lose it soul, that's heartbreaking."

Rightnr · Aug 13, 2022

lex talionis said:
Even if we’re relegated this season, we’ll be promoted back to the PL the following season.

And we win a trophy or we play at Wembley. I mean what are United fans unhappy about, it's all good.

SirScholes · Aug 13, 2022

Toshey said:
Donny and Malacia in
We win 5-4
.

Donny is just as shit as mctom and Fred

Lord SInister · Aug 13, 2022

I honestly don't blame Ronaldo, loan the guy out of misery, he doesn't deserve to be in this mess.

Withnail · Aug 13, 2022

I was having such a good day until I turned this shit on.

Relevated · Aug 13, 2022

pseudo_canadian said:
Will these players ever be held accountable?

Probably not.

Eth gave them all a clean sheet. It's not their fault.

Superunknown · Aug 13, 2022

afrocentricity said:
feck me I just saw the score! What is going on?

We're giving Brentford a huge head start to make our inevitable victory even sweeter.

De Gea's redemption arc is going to come full circle in the second half. Hattrick incoming.

NK86 · Aug 13, 2022

Anustart89 said:
I bet with a better owner de Gea catches that shot and doesn't make a suicidal pass to Eriksen

With better owners, DDG would not be in goal for us this season, so think again.

Scarlett Dracarys · Aug 13, 2022

RedTiger said:
I have to run a busy restaurant tonight with the thought of this shit team in my head

4 of everything for everyone

DomesticTadpole · Aug 13, 2022

afrocentricity said:
feck me I just saw the score! What is going on?

Carnage.

Nytram Shakes · Aug 13, 2022

Cassidy said:
We’ve been playing out of the back with DDG for years

Na he hoofs it as much as he passes it under Ole and Mourinho

Sandikan · Aug 13, 2022

christinaa said:
No problem.
We'll rise again.

What on earth gives you any certainty on that?
We've looked dreadful against 2 at best mid table teams so far. We're 4 down to Brentford, and we're not missing any of our first choice players.

Born2Lose · Aug 13, 2022

the_cliff said:
So what do we do ?

I'm genuinely lost for words. I never thought it would ever get this bad.

I have for the first time lost all hope. Even if we get FDJ it won't change anything, we have a pile of shit as players with our board in no mood to invest.

We're fecked.

Do what RR did, start eleven players with a spine that don't fold at the first sign of being bullied.

Where are those "we don't need Elanga" posters now? He'd not do the vanishing act that Sancho and Rashford have done this half and has more heart than both of them combined.

Marcus · Aug 13, 2022

Maguire has been really really bad. Your captain leads your team, not leads your team into the trouble.

In Rainbows · Aug 13, 2022

NoLogo said:
How is our pressing still this bad? Dalot and Bruno both pressing from one side, easy turn and the Brentford player escapes. How are these idiots so brainless out there?

Yeah our pressing has been horrible today.

Adam-Utd · Aug 13, 2022

criticalanalysis said:
I'm trying to be zen about this.

To rebuild, we must destroy.

Right now we are in complete utter self annihilation mode.

I thought wreck it ralph did that already but clearly these lads want another season of no european football

christinaa · Aug 13, 2022

Anustart89 said:
I bet with a better owner de Gea catches that shot and doesn't make a suicidal pass to Eriksen

But a better owner can buy better players.

Semper Fudge · Aug 13, 2022

Annihilate Now! said:
My hope is we get to a point in 2 years time where none of these players are starting games for us.

The sooner the better obviously.

That's where I'm at, there's absolutely no other way of looking at it and coming up with something positive. These players are a cancer, perfectly matched with our owners.

DomesticTadpole · Aug 13, 2022

Scarlett Dracarys said:
4 of everything for everyone

On the house.

Scarlett Dracarys · Aug 13, 2022

Verminator said:
Get Keano in.
At least he might drive the weak willed chancers out.

Or punch them in the face.

Judas · Aug 13, 2022

One day this club will give me joy again, today isn't that day.

R'hllor · Aug 13, 2022

WhyYouGottaBeSoRuud? said:
Ole doesn't quite look like a P.E teacher now, does he?

That useless muppet of manager is a daddy to this bunch of cnuts.

sebsheep · Aug 13, 2022

Worse than the Liverpool thrashing tbh.

This team needed tearing apart this summer because most of these players haven't been good enough for years now.

Member 101269 · Aug 13, 2022

Wednesday at Stoke said:
Fred is too shit to have the killmonger haircut.

I wanted McT over Fred for this game purely for the hight/physicality

Someone needs to ask whether mcclaren is advising ETH

MileStolar · Aug 13, 2022

Relevated said:
We need to sell shaw, ddg, maguire, rashford.

At this rate we will do well to sell the ground and go support FCUOM.

LMControl · Aug 13, 2022

Really, this is a best case scenario if you think about it. No more blaming everything on the managers.... It's the same old players and the same old shitty results. Let them all hang!

McTerminator · Aug 13, 2022

the_cliff said:
So what do we do ?

I'm genuinely lost for words. I never thought it would ever get this bad.

I have for the first time lost all hope. Even if we get FDJ it won't change anything, we have a pile of shit as players with our board in no mood to invest.

We're fecked.

You think the Glazers would sell if we get relegated?

Stig · Aug 13, 2022

The_Midfielder said:
Poor recruiting.. Looking for bargains
Owners interested only in dividends
Players in high salaries
Unable to sell players
August and our season is over
We could be relegated if this goes on
Robiot and FDJ are not coming

And it's all Ole's fault.

Anustart89 · Aug 13, 2022

christinaa said:
But a better owner can buy better players.

Would you join this shitshow?

DJ_21 · Aug 13, 2022

If they all just go home now and we forfeit does it get classed as a 3-0 loss? I might just be thinking about fifa :lol:

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