Bournemouth 2:1 Manchester United

Mciahel Goodman · Dec 12, 2015

Schneiderlin + Young on. Do it. Do it now.

Could move Carrick into CB and take McNair off.

shaggy · Dec 12, 2015

No shame losing to Bournemouth. Another £200 million might help us snatch a draw.

DomesticTadpole · Dec 12, 2015

You will all be glad to know Chicharito has just score for Leverkusen. Sorry.

Red Dreams · Dec 12, 2015

injured right. get the feck off the field

Mindhunter · Dec 12, 2015

There is not even a single leader on the pitch. We lack passion.

Djemba-Djemba · Dec 12, 2015

Cpt Negative said:
Early shout that we won't have another decent chance all gsme

I reckon we'll get 1. but 2-2 is fecking shit anyway.

LeChuck · Dec 12, 2015

Mata off, Felli further up, Schneidi next to Carrick and Young on for Verala (or CBJ).

Slevs · Dec 12, 2015

majestykagiso said:
Where is Mata! He def needs to go off ASAP! We are playing with 10 men right now!

He's playing? Thought he was busy giving some more free hugs.

Dargonk · Dec 12, 2015

We don't really look like we have any ideas left at the moment.

togg · Dec 12, 2015

wow this is depressing.....what a shite week, month...year...two years....

JustAFan · Dec 12, 2015

Raw said:
When will LVG find out the secret to being good in attack and being good in defence, and not one or the other?

Never, hopefully we are seeing his final game for us.

Shane88 · Dec 12, 2015

Cnut is right near the touchline, walk off.

Watch us give the ball back now.

Edit: Fecking knew it. This team is a joke.

LS17 · Dec 12, 2015

Conceding 4 goals from corners in 2 games is disgraceful.

amolbhatia50k · Dec 12, 2015

So weird how we've completely fallen apart in the second half.

majestykagiso · Dec 12, 2015

LeChuck said:
I wouldn't slate Felli personally. He's looking threatening.

He is always in the right positions, but by god, the guy just cannot 1. compose himself 2. pick a spot when taking a shot!

I miss Van Persie & Chicharito

lysglimt · Dec 12, 2015

Mciahel Goodman said:
Used to be reasonably prolific with Everton. Looks shit for us.

If we had actually given him a cross or two - we might have had use for him

Dante · Dec 12, 2015

Slevs said:
Why does Depay always open his arsehole like that? So annoying.

eerm...

minoo-utd · Dec 12, 2015

Sparky Rhiwabon said:
#progress

#process.

rockerlad · Dec 12, 2015

Hernandez has scored again today

RedSky · Dec 12, 2015

This thread... Wow.

ivaldo · Dec 12, 2015

SinghofSteel said:
the LVG fanboys are so short sighted, they look at one game at a time instead of the context of the season. This could be another 3 points dropped. There's always an excuse

What fanboys?

Ludens the Red · Dec 12, 2015

tom33 said:
Injuries are not an excuse. Van Gaal is the only person that can be blamed for how thin the squad is.

Aye, Bournemouth have injuries just as bad as us regardless...

And there's another one.

Maradona10 · Dec 12, 2015

Well i dont know about united, i love the way bournmouth are playing. We are so bad its funny. What have we become ?

poisson · Dec 12, 2015

poisson said:
too many injuries, squad morale is at an all time low.

2-1 bournemouth

Called it

dannyrhinos89 · Dec 12, 2015

LennonNL said:
I'm starting to have a few doubts about Blind

He plainly isn't good enough and if we ever want to be challenging for silverware there no place in the team for the likes of blind, rojo, darmian etc they're average squad players at BEST.

Flying_Heckfish · Dec 12, 2015

Murray will score

The Hacker · Dec 12, 2015

We're so slow! Do any of our players have pace and or strength? Out muscled and out run today.

Thought LVG was about fitness as well?

Rado_N · Dec 12, 2015

rockerlad said:
Hernandez has scored again today

Not good enough.

mav_9me · Dec 12, 2015

The second half is on LVG. How we let Bournemouth play without any pressing was criminal imo

JustAFan · Dec 12, 2015

Spoony said:
Crikey. We have to win this game. Our fixtures after Norwich look difficult.

This was supposed to be the run of games where we picked up a ton of points. LVG has failed completely

Hitch · Dec 12, 2015

RedSky said:
This thread... Wow.

It's embarrassing.

Walters_19_MuFc · Dec 12, 2015

Fellaini looks our biggest goal threat. Id get Schneiderlin on for Mata and put Fellaini behind Martial.

Walrus · Dec 12, 2015

Hitch said:
I love how Fellaini is being slaughtered on here for getting into good positions and shooting.

Hated, adored, never ignored.

NJM78 · Dec 12, 2015

Bournemouth just better all over the park, yes we have players out (as do they) and we are low on confidence but our manager is simply one dimensional and shows no emotion or desire on the touchline whatsoever. We are just one big mess at the moment and its surely going to get worse before it gets better. Even if we sneak a draw, this team is going nowhere fast.

Bobcat · Dec 12, 2015

Slevs said:
*********** doesn't get off his arse again. Rigid unadaptable game plan that has been found out by almost 99% of all teams and still no change/improvement.

This is starting to really piss me off now. Get down to the touchline and inspire your players. What is he writing in that damn book anyway? Bet hes just doodeling bellends

Summit · Dec 12, 2015

poisson said:
Called it

My stream is a bit behind, has the final whistle been blown?

2 man midfield · Dec 12, 2015

There are no goals in this side and we can't defend for shit. Doesn't exactly have the making of a great side.

Did anyone read the team sheet tonight and expect anything else?

Slevs · Dec 12, 2015

Mata

fecking hell

The United Irishman · Dec 12, 2015

Mata cost the guts of £40m, Martial supposedly £35m, Felliani £27m, Depay £25m and they all look amateur compared to Bournemouth.

minoo-utd · Dec 12, 2015

Leave your fecking paper and move your fecking a..

JonDahl · Dec 12, 2015

Doesnt matter who we bring on, only way we're getting anything out of this game is luck.

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