Long ball United. Sweet.
FA Premier League
Bournemouth 1:3 Manchester United
Vitality Stadium
- Kick-off
- Sun, 14 August 2016 @ 1:30pm BST
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LVG out!!!fecking hell, Rooney is a complete liability on the pitch. Every attack breaks down when he gets it.My best interpretation of this rendering is that Mourinho just decided to offer Bournemouth the first half.Rooney always looks ten pounds too heavy.Would have played Rashford or Mkhitaryan over Mata.Everything Rooney has been involved in has resulted in them being gifted the ball back.So far, Rooney is to this match what Michael J Fox is to a game of Operation.
how come he never picks up injuries despite being fatter than ever.We are absolutely terrible, Fellaini and Herrera cant even get hold of the ball and when they do all they do is pass back or sideways. Cant believe we are starting another season with Fellaini in midfield, and Herrera looks like the spanish Cleverley but worse.Back to long ball United it seems. This miss match of technically lacking players like Rooney and Fellaini in the centre of our team is never going to work.
Aye, like this with this midfield Valencia/shaw should be going forward alot more but that isnt happening so far, otherwise its too predictableI'd love to know how many actual passes we've attempted. Must be about 10. The midfield without Carrick is abysmal.Half time cant come quickly enough reallyPogba playing better than Rooney even from the stands or home.
Both over Mata and RooneyI've been impressed with bailly in every game so far, not a glamorous one, but a great signing.
He can't play full stop for United, he's not good enough for us.This really is a pedestrian lineup as slow as everyone could predict before the game started. Unbalanced and sloppy in midfield. Is Jose making some sort of a statement?Man Utd making shit teams look good since 2013.That Mata touch
Highlight of our half.Shades of Henry there from Martial (apart from the shite finish)Goodbplay from martial. First thing anyone has doneyou really wouldn't know we'd changed manager would you?Again everybody here is posting about Rooney. I would say nobody is having a good game here.
Is Jose coaching or sitting on the bench? Haven't seen him so far.Commentator just said Rooney is the vital organ for this United team.
Are you fecking shitting me?
Who are those cnuts in focus there in the stands, pretending to be tacticians?I'm convinced there is a clause in Rooney's contract saying he has to play when fit. I'm not having it he is there for what he offers. If we all see how shit he is I've no doubt Mou does. The club will not get back to winning ways if he's in the team. He kills every attack with his awful fat touch.
Constantly playing our last few year's shit players doesn't call for patience.Rooney isn't justifying why he's playing so far.
Nice guy though.
Yes you wouldMiki will have to come on in the 2nd half. We don't have enough pace upfront to worry them. They are playing a high-line as they know we won't be able to run in behind them.Bournemouth pressing so much that a decent first touch is mandatory.Our attack is still rubbish.
Olly Muirs. So called musician
The point being that if we had MK running our attack, it'd different.Patience lads, patience. It's just the first quarter of the first game.Get Olly Murs on.
He's like the appendix, when he goes wrong everything is fecked, but if you just remove him the problem is solved.Commentator just said Rooney is the vital organ for this United team.
Are you fecking shitting me?
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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13%
Daley Blind
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11%
Marouane Fellaini
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10%
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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5%
Antonio Valencia
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4%
Juan Mata
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2%
Ander Herrera
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1%
Anthony Martial
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1%
Wayne Rooney
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1%
Luke Shaw
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 976 ratings.
Score Predictions
1026,23,63
- Man Utd win
- Bournemouth win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 41% Bournemouth 0:2 Man Utd
- 15% Bournemouth 1:2 Man Utd
- 14% Bournemouth 0:3 Man Utd
- 12% Bournemouth 1:3 Man Utd
- 6% Bournemouth 0:1 Man Utd
- 3% Bournemouth 1:1 Man Utd
- 2% Bournemouth 0:0 Man Utd
- 2% Bournemouth 0:4 Man Utd
- 1% Bournemouth 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Bournemouth 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% Bournemouth 2:2 Man Utd
- 0% Bournemouth 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% Bournemouth 1:0 Man Utd
- 0% Bournemouth 2:1 Man Utd
- 0% Bournemouth 2:0 Man Utd
- 0% Bournemouth 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Bournemouth 5:5 Man Utd
- 0% Bournemouth 3:1 Man Utd
- 0% Bournemouth 1:5 Man Utd
- 0% Bournemouth 4:0 Man Utd
- 0% Bournemouth 4:1 Man Utd
- 0% Bournemouth 4:5 Man Utd
- 0% Bournemouth 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Bournemouth 3:5 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Bournemouth
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 47% 53%
- Shots
- 9 11
- Shots on Target
- 3 7
- Corners
- 4 2
- Fouls
- 7 10
Referee
Andre Marriner
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Henrikh Mkhitaryan
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replaced by Morgan Schneiderlin
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replaced by Memphis Depay
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