AZ Alkmaar 0:0 Manchester United

Foxbatt · Oct 3, 2019

Bring back LVG.

Sassy Colin · Oct 3, 2019

It's pretty cool watching football with a beer in hand.

Shark · Oct 3, 2019

Andycoleno9 said:
They will score some scrappy goal and then we will start playing

By playing do you mean running a tiny bit more, or?

adexkola · Oct 3, 2019

How do we restart the season

CallyRed · Oct 3, 2019

Vidyoyo said:
Been said 3 times in the past week

True!

red_de_pologne · Oct 3, 2019

Absolutely mental we’re facing whole season of this. We are a giant name with a bottom half quality squad it’s bizarre.

mav_9me · Oct 3, 2019

Random Task said:
The pitch has contributed to those mistakes somewhat.

Or maybe I'm being too kind and we're just shit at the whole football thing.

Not mutually exclusive.

el3mel · Oct 3, 2019

adexkola said:
How do we restart the season

Delete your save file and start a new one.

Random Task · Oct 3, 2019

Drifter said:
A corner!!!

Nearly exploded in my pants!

Come on United!

R'hllor · Oct 3, 2019

Stop trashing on kids you fecking imbeciles, they are NOT there to save bunch of experienced overpaid bunch of cnuts. Kids are NOT worse than those clowns and for that reason only they should play, plus they have potential and are on way lower wages.

Give me Garner over Matic any day of fecking week, he can be on Matic level shit too, easy but it least i wont sit here watching and thinking, this motherfecker is stealing 100k plus wages every fecking week.

Give me Williams kid instead of Young, are you bloody mental, those seniors should lead and be examples to those kids but instead kids watching them and thinking WE DONT HAVE STRONG ENOUGH BACK TO CARRY THOSE PRICKS, argh!

Jazz · Oct 3, 2019

Foxbatt said:
Bring back LVG.

At least the kids would be well coached.

Camy89 · Oct 3, 2019

This is complete gash. Sideways passing, nobody with the balls to actually try something.

Ole looks pathetic on the sideline, if I were there I’d be fecking livid with this performance and actually, you know, be shouting instructions. He just seems to have no intensity about him.

SqueakyWeasel · Oct 3, 2019

FootyGirl88 said:
Stop making up stories

DomesticTadpole · Oct 3, 2019

Sassy Colin said:
It's pretty cool watching football with a beer in hand.

When are you going to throw it?

Andycoleno9 · Oct 3, 2019

If newcastle will park the bus, it will be the worst PL game ever. We simply don't know what to do with the ball

Foxbatt · Oct 3, 2019

Does anyone really believe now that Ole has any clue?

mitchmouse · Oct 3, 2019

Ole no doubt preparing his nonsense for post match. he said there would be ups and downs. so when do we get an up?

kouroux · Oct 3, 2019

Rockets Redglare said:
We can’t break them down and manage to somehow earn a corner which we waste by going short.

Absolute joke of a team.

With the 2 CBs coming up for it too. Some of the decisions we make are crazy

elnorte · Oct 3, 2019

Great shot by Gomes

JPRouve · Oct 3, 2019

Ole looks like he is about to cry.

Random Task · Oct 3, 2019

mav_9me said:
Not mutually exclusive.

I hate that we're shit.

Hate it.

izec · Oct 3, 2019

We are terrible

KennyBurner · Oct 3, 2019

DoomSlayer said:
All the Fred apologists should be ashamed of themselves. What a fraud this guy is.

Have some respect for a Manchester United player. Get behind them instead of maiming.

CallyRed · Oct 3, 2019

mav_9me said:
Newcastle United vs Manchester United: Hold my beer.

Newcastle will be glad that they are facing us next.

Red00012 · Oct 3, 2019

Rashford comes on and immediately loses possession

Matic wins our 1st corner but feels bad about it by kicking it Straight back to them

mav_9me · Oct 3, 2019

R'hllor said:
Stop trashing on kids you fecking imbeciles, they are NOT there to save bunch of experienced overpaid bunch of cnuts. Kids are NOT worse than those clowns and for that reason only they should play, plus they have potential and are on way lower wages.

Give me Garner over Matic any day of fecking week, he can be on Matic level shit too, easy but it least i wont sit here watching and thinking, this motherfecker is stealing 100k plus wages every fecking week.

Give me Williams kid instead of Young, are you bloody mental, those seniors should lead and be examples to those kids but instead kids watching them and thinking WE DONT HAVE STRONG ENOUGH BACK TO CARRY THOSE PRICKS, argh!

Couldn't agree more.

BusbyMalone · Oct 3, 2019

foolsgold said:
At this point is everyone happy to take a point and forget this match ever happened?

I’ve already forgot this match has happened and I’m still watching it.

Tony247 · Oct 3, 2019

The way we are playing is so humiliating so so humiliating can't have words to describe. Feeling really depressed. What a fall of a great great club...wtf

elnorte · Oct 3, 2019

JPRouve said:
Ole looks like he is about to cry.

Good

12OunceEpilogue · Oct 3, 2019

Random Task said:
The pitch has contributed to those mistakes somewhat.

Or maybe I'm being too kind and we're just shit at the whole football thing.

I keep trying to bear the pitch in mind but it's more like we're playing under water or on the moon. We should stay in The Hague and be tried for crimes against humanity.

Ballache · Oct 3, 2019

Can this Idrissi guy play on the right?

Andycoleno9 · Oct 3, 2019

SqueakyWeasel said:

No bloody way :lol:

Redplane · Oct 3, 2019

Haha can't believe its still 0-0. Figured AZ would ve scored by now - those clowns. It's only Man United you fools.

SATA · Oct 3, 2019

This team is clueless up top without Pogba. Absolute garbage

mitchmouse · Oct 3, 2019

DomesticTadpole said:
That'll teach you. A hard days work does nobody any harm.

well I missed the whole of the arsenal game... got home just in time to hear keane's history story. missed rochdale too, got home just after we scored the winning penalty in what will be our best win of the season

Siorac · Oct 3, 2019

No Love said:
Is this worse than Olympiakos under Moyes?

This was the starting line-up that night:

De Gea, Smalling, Vidic, Ferdinand, Evra, Valencia, Carrick, Cleverley, Young, Rooney, van Persie.

It was still quite a bit worse, considering.

kouroux · Oct 3, 2019

I swear commentators who get assigned our games must die inside

Rockets Redglare · Oct 3, 2019

elnorte said:
Good

A-man · Oct 3, 2019

Matic has got 7.0 score so far on whoscored. Any comments on that?

LARulz · Oct 3, 2019

I'd love to know what Old and his team's actual strategy is/what style he is implementing and what they do in training each day

Handré1990 · Oct 3, 2019

Fecking Fredrik Midtsjø toying with us.

Jazz · Oct 3, 2019

Red00012 said:
Rashford comes on and immediately loses possession

Matic wins our 1st corner but feels bad about it by kicking it Straight back to them

mitchmouse · Oct 3, 2019

Foxbatt said:
Bring back LVG.

or even Big Ron

Andycoleno9 · Oct 3, 2019

Shark said:
By playing do you mean running a tiny bit more, or?

Good point. Ha ha

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