Aston Villa 0:1 Manchester United

Minimalist · Aug 14, 2015

Rooney is stealing a living at present.

I honestly can't see him lasting beyond this season if he doesn't improve.

Carrick looks well off the pace too.

Thankfully both full backs have been excellent so far.

Wade3 · Aug 14, 2015

First Wazza, now Mata, are we drunk?!?

United again! · Aug 14, 2015

Our pressing game is very good. Just switched on, some of the boys from both teams looking very sharp.

Anustart89 · Aug 14, 2015

WOW HE CALLED A FOUL!!!

DomesticTadpole · Aug 14, 2015

I can tell you Benatia has scored for Bayern.

Drifter · Aug 14, 2015

Memphis is fast but...

pseudo_canadian · Aug 14, 2015

Yellow?

togg · Aug 14, 2015

What the feck do we do in training...if it's meant to be so scientific...

Zexstream · Aug 14, 2015

Can someone get a message to Rooney, strikers play upfront not midfield.

NotoriousISSY · Aug 14, 2015

I think Adnan will end up losing his virginity tonight at this rate.

Browniee · Aug 14, 2015

Oh look, we don't like being pressed

OldRed73 · Aug 14, 2015

Tosicsleftpeg said:
Shaw been good so far, seen some terrible passing by Smalling and Rooney. Everyone looks nervous!

Probably worried they'll be training with the U21s next week

montpelier · Aug 14, 2015

early doors lads

can't we focus on calling Tim Sherwood an utter front bottom for a while longer

Raptori · Aug 14, 2015

duffer said:
He should change his fecking name then.

In some countries that's not legally possible - over here there are certain situations where you're allowed to, but other than that you can't. And there are limits as to what you can change it to. No idea if it is, but maybe that's the case in Holland.

SqueakyWeasel · Aug 14, 2015

Just managed to get in and crank this up to see the 12 minute match update glad to see I've not missed anything.

Red Stone · Aug 14, 2015

elnorte said:
Sorry. What did Wayne do? Totally missed it.

I have no idea what he was trying to do, but he chipped right into the feet of a Villa player with no teammates anywhere close to where he played it.

Damien · Aug 14, 2015

DomesticTadpole said:
I can tell you Benatia has scored for Bayern.

Please don't. Some of us don't want to know results of other games in here.

OutOfTowner · Aug 14, 2015

NotoriousISSY said:
I think Adnan will end up losing his virginity tonight at this rate.

MajorTom · Aug 14, 2015

Ten minutes in and the Rooney is shite brigade are in force.

Sky1981 · Aug 14, 2015

We're not playing with a striker. Nobody is occupying their cbs

pseudo_canadian · Aug 14, 2015

feck off.

DomesticTadpole · Aug 14, 2015

Damien said:
Please don't. Some of us don't want to know results of other games in here.

Sorry.

Raw · Aug 14, 2015

Ah he had so much space

Rooney in Paris · Aug 14, 2015

elnorte said:
Sorry. What did Wayne do? Totally missed it.

He missed a pass. Which is apparently a crime now.

Slevs · Aug 14, 2015

Great free kick.

sizzling sausages · Aug 14, 2015

Great ball in there.

Rednotdead · Aug 14, 2015

Does anyone think we'll get promotion this year to the Premier League? Maybe make the playoffs?

United again! · Aug 14, 2015

Savage bounce, the pitch made of stone?

Ananke · Aug 14, 2015

This ref is fecking shite.

OutOfTowner · Aug 14, 2015

Oh goodness Schneiderlen. That was looking so tempting.

Anustart89 · Aug 14, 2015

Memphis's touch looks a bit off as well.

Amethyst · Aug 14, 2015

Atrocious defending from Villa, should have been punished.

Sky1981 · Aug 14, 2015

Adnan is too weak on the ball, he got oushed around like kids there

Rado_N · Aug 14, 2015

Ref has a funny idea of advantage.

Bojan11 · Aug 14, 2015

We look terrible in possession so far.

Organic Potatoes · Aug 14, 2015

Finally calling some fouls now, I see.

pseudo_canadian · Aug 14, 2015

Some braindead passing every now and then. Clean it up, it's fecking Villa.

ken11 · Aug 14, 2015

Chemistry isn't there yet.

Shady · Aug 14, 2015

Some shocking plays out there.

Man of Leisure · Aug 14, 2015

Feck, this is depressing.

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