If this is what the Germans like I fear for the saner acts tonight.
Eurovision song contest 2011
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) are here to discuss three 1-1 draws.
The first got us knocked out of the FA Cup, the next puts us in a good position in our Round of 16 Europa League game, and the latest was an actual decent performance against Arsenal at Old Trafford.
All hopes for the season now rest on the Europa League - does Amorim have the squad to win it?
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I've seen this guy hosting The Crystal Maze.
Right I'm here for the results. I expect 12 points for Jed off UK.
like Jedward?
What the feck is that 
I WANT LENA
I WANT LENA
I guess Lithuania song was by far the best. should win this with ease.
Scotsmen wear skirts, what's the difference? I just like to wear prettier versions.
No chance, she was lucky to get through the semi-final.
dude she cruised through semis. She is the only good singer in this year bunch of mediocracy
They don't wear the stockings and heels to go with them!
Are you by any chance Lithuanian Valentino?
the famous german humor
Germans really shouldn't be allowed to do comedy, we should have written it into the peace treaty.
Find me a picture of me with stockings and heels........
Good to see that Mrs Overall has got a job presenting Eurovision...
Germans are odd
It reminds me of the Omid Djalili joke "I am the only comedian in Iran, but that is still three more than Germany has"
@Top......it`s your job
German comedy bit...
Awkward!
Awkward!
Just imagine how ill you would feel if they outsourced this part of the programme to UEFA and their scintilating Champions League group draw.
Europeans 
7 points to Moldova and 8 points to Greece? Crazy russians.
Crazy russians.2 points from russia. fantastic start!!
Greece and azerbaijan? feck off.
Bulgaria
12 points
Holy shit, 12 points.
the feck Bulgaria give 12 to UK? UK performances was joke.
Bulgaria 12 points to UK
How are Greece in the lead, yeah 12 points to the UK!
Blue get the berbavote!
****** alert.
I actually cheered
shut up holland
Graham Norton - "We've" ? What the feck?
Phew were not in the nil points category
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