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It's clearly the real Jassim. He's just gotta one of those faces that can easily be confused with an AI image of a bloke who's always suffering from flatulence issues.
23.45 USD. This is happening isn't it?
Anyone checking the Facebook accounts of Ineos interns?
Mine was better.
Bbc economics editor said 30 dollars is the important figure
Jassim looks like he's just dropped 6 billion of his fathers money and is wondering what the feck have I just done. Could've bought 20 clubs the size of Newcastle worldwide.
Needs to keep rising Spoony.
And that Abdulla Al-Mohannadi tweet is clearly a fake. He's not tweeting owt for over 6 months.
Its like saying he could have hired 20 prostitutes instead of shagging Margot Robbie.
I wasn't really fully completely 100% serious.
‘Ooooh my jokes are so clever no one understands them’
Apologies.
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This is definitely state funded.
Remember when the Jassim AI jokes were funny. Me neither 
We're like Goldie Hawn now.
You say that like it’s the wrong choice
Ratcliffe surely has time for last minute counter offer; £5bn up front, Glazers retain 100% of their current class A shares but Ratcliffe gets to take a picture outside Old Trafford three times a season.
Joel will certainly wait and see.
A lot of the media are pushing that narrative. Evidently it gets clicks.
What was it at the start of the day? 23.44?
By the time, they'll release his MUTV interview he'll be overloaded.
I know if he stood up he would be over ten foot tall
It feels like a Saudi v UAE v Qatar horse race to see who can gobble up the most western teams.
Market won’t have a clue, like virtually everybody. I fully expect any announcement, if there is one, to come without warning.
Everything is normal.
We might be able to replace Phil Jone's face.
This is the goofiest yet and by a distance.
Before next Monday we will get news. .
That would be within the next 10 days. But I think you’ll still be wrong
Heard somewhere that earnings call moved up to 27th, I believe it was penciled for 29th earlier.
Everything is normal.
That's the same haunted look we all have from watching Harry Maguire play for us to be honest
Looks like a man who’s been reading @Wumminator posts.Everything is normal.
We’ve gone from static, slow motion, Zombie passing…Everything is normal.
To static, slow motion, Zombie owner.
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See if they’ve taken any last minute dividends
Weekend at Jassim's.
They are investing in US sport big time… https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/06/22/qatar-monumental-sports/
fecks sakeBy the time, they'll release his MUTV interview he'll be overloaded.
It was an Instagram comment not a Tweet
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